4.30.2009

Freaky Friday: Soul Strippin'

Somethings are just not meant to be...

*sigh*

So... I'm a big fan of the art of pole dancing.  I've taken a class once or twice and I had a great time. It was a fantastic workout, but more than that, it was a great way to get in touch with your body and your femininity and sexual self and all of that.

You can pole dance to just about any type of music, from Gregorian chant to gangsta rap... HOWEVER... this is just TERRIBLE:

(feel free to watch the entire video but scroll ahead to 2:24 to see the fuckery to which I'm referring)

4.28.2009

Bedtime Story: Attention, Please!















Attention, Please!
by KR©

You are on the phone and I cannot resist. I am drawn to the sound of your voice, just like Peaches-the-cat, and just as predisposed to purr as she is. You are sitting in your chair, staring sightlessly at the computer monitor as you talk.

'Ah, good,' I think, 'its not work-related.' I long to touch you and I do so, running my fingers over your bare shoulders and down your chest.

In response, your fingers clasp my wrist, and squeezing firmly, lift my hand away. Your other hand gestures impatiently, signalling 'leave me alone'. I am miffed by your response, I admit it. I pull my hands away and move around the chair to straddle your legs, trapping them between my own. You give me an intense almost-glare and continue your conversation, your eyes flashing warnings at me. Which I ignore, of course.

I sit on the edge of your desk and prop up one of my legs by placing my foot on the arm of your chair. You shoot me an angry look but your eyes are caught by the sight of me slowly easing the skirt of my sundress up my thigh. I run my fingers along my smooth-shaven legs, up over my knee and then down along the underside of my thigh. My fingers brush the crotch of my panties and I shiver and moan. My nipples are suddenly hard and long, and I can feel a surge of moisture both inside me and around my clit.

You lean back in your chair a bit, easing your hips forward, drawing my eyes to the bulge growing there. Good. I am tempted to drop to my knees and pull you out, but you've pushed me away once and I don't want it to happen again, so I rest my right hand behind me and lean back against it, supporting myself. I run a finger along my panties, massaging my clit through the cloth barrier, trying to push my finger inside me. Very soon, my panties are soaked. I bring my hand up to my pubis and slide my fingers under the cloth, teasing the soft, shaved skin of my mound and labia.

I watch as you swallow hard and close your eyes, then open them again, as if you are afraid to miss something. I press a finger through my labia and give my clit a good flick, which in turn makes me gasp. I cannot help it, I am trying to be quiet, but it feels so good, that electrical shock of pleasure. I slip my hand farther down, running my fingers between my lips, revelling in the wetness. I slip a finger into my hole, just an inch or two, and slip it out, repeating until my hips want to lift off the desk.

I can hear your voice: you are still talking, but your eyes are fastened upon me, upon that cloth-covered part of my body where all the action is taking place. I decide to have pity on you, and I stand up from the edge of the desk and pull my dress over my head. I pitch it over your shoulder to land in a heap a few feet away. I turn around and balance against the desk, stepping out of my panties. They are soaking wet, and as they slide down my thighs they leave a trail of wetness. I step out of them and leave them laying at my feet, thinking about what to do next.

Bending over, I rest my elbow on the desktop and my chin in my hand. I spread my legs wide apart, and making sure you have a good view, I begin to touch myself in earnest. The fingers of my left hand torment my clit, pinching and rolling it and until my hips buck, and then slip down into me, hooking against my bone, making me squirm. Perhaps three minutes pass and I know I am close to coming, and I know, too, that I cannot come quietly, so I back off. 

I can still hear your voice droning but I cannot make out the words, as my own pleasure is buzzing too loudly in my ears. I move my fingers out of my pussy and run them along my ass, giving myself gooseflesh. My fingers are so slick with my juices that I have no trouble moistening the opening there. With my middle finger I tease myself a bit, then slowly push past the ring of muscle to my second knuckle. Carefully, carefully, I slip my finger back and forth, enjoying the frisson of pleasure that this friction provides me. When I have relaxed enough, I try for a second finger, and in less than a minute, both are inside me, moving slowly.

Your tone changes, and I can tell that you are ending your conversation. I can hear you moving in your chair, but I am too wrapped up in the pleasure that I am giving myself to notice more than that. 

Suddenly I feel your hand around my wrist, dragging my fingers out of my ass as you push my wrist upwards, into the small of my back. With your other hand you push me down onto the desk until my breasts are pressed against it, then, guide yourself into my pussy. You shove into me hard, forcing a cry out of me that is echoed by a long, low moan from you. My hipbones are slammed punishingly into the desktop again and again until pleasure starts over-riding pain and my body lengthens. I stand on tiptoe and reach my free hand under me to touch my clit. I grind it pushingly, pushing myself toward orgasm with each pass of my fingers. You continue to pound into me until I come, crying out my pleasure, my back arched and my face red.

You pull out of me so suddenly that I moan in protest. There is a small shift in your stance and then I can feel you pressing against a different hole. Your cock is slick and you push the head through with a sharp shove that brings a gasp from me. I am still quivering from my climax, sensitized as hell, and the pressure of you inside me is intense.

"Slowly," I gasp.

"I was on the phone," you say gruffly in response, and leaning forward, press another half-inch into me.

"Oh please," I beg, tears starting in my eyes, my fingers beginning to work in earnest on my clit again, trying to over-ride the pain-signals with pleasure ones. "Please, go slow."

You back out a bit and push again, forcing your way in another inch or so. We both moan, and I can feel the hand still holding my wrist in place tremble a little. I relax and push back a bit, and that is all the invitation you need to continue working your cock into me. Finally you are all the way inside me. I can feel your balls pressing against my fingers as I massage my clit. I'm breathing hard and fast, and I am whimpering and moaning, but so are you. 

I buck my ass against you a couple of times and you take the hint. You groan deep down in your chest and start to slide in and out of me, picking up speed after a few strokes. Withdrawing almost all the way, you thrust deeply into me, not as roughly as you did when you were in my pussy, but with restrained violence nonetheless. It feels amazingly intense, and soon I feel that peculiar tingle unique to the build-up of an anal orgasm. 

"I'm going to come soon," I warn you, and pinching my clit, begin clenching my muscles around you, milking your cock. I want you to come soon, I need you to come soon. A hard and fast orgasm rises above me like a wave, its curve promising a simultaneous anal and clitoral climax. I can hear myself whimpering and gasping and begging you to come, and I can hear you moaning and gasping in response. A few short, hard strokes and I can feel you tensing behind me, feel that impossible swelling and stiffness that signals orgasm, and then you are coming. 

The sounds that come from you are all I need to push me over, and my muscles clench around you as the pleasure radiates through me, making me cry out, wringing me out, forcing gasps and moans from you as well as a blindingly intense double orgasm rolls through me.

Afterwards, you pull slowly and carefully out of me and help me to stand upright on shaky legs. We walk upstairs to your bed and collapse there, arms and legs entangled, and sleep.

4.27.2009

Dress-up: DIY

For all you crafty bitches out there...

So I realize that we are in a recession and a lot of the items I post are pricey.  That being said... today's dress-up idea costs Free ninety-nine!

I can't sew for shit past putting some buttons on a shirt and patching up a hole or two, but I know some of you domestic goddesses are highly skilled with a whip stitch, and they say there's nothing like homemade from scratch.  Aspiring fashion designers, penny pinchers... this blog is for you!

Instead of making your boo parade around in your Gordon Gartrell collection, here are step by step instructions on how to make your own, super cute lingerie:



Toybox: Vibrating Panties

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4.25.2009

Freaky Friday: Dutty Fridaze

One word: RECKLESS!

Quote of the week - "A party don't start til a dude throws a table at you!"

4.23.2009

Ask Cherry: Who's Got Questions???

**crickets**

Okay so I know people are reading and I'm sure some of you have some questions, so stop pussyfooting around and drop me a line...  

I won't name names... I promise!!

So come on and ask... you know you want to!

4.22.2009

Bedtime Stories: The Secretary

For those who are more visual creatures...

For this week's bedtime story I've chosen a clip from one of my favorite movies, The Secretary.

Enjoy:


4.21.2009

Dress-up: Legware

She's got legs... knows how to use them!

Am I the only one who remembers that old ZZ Top song?  I hope not...  Anyways, today I'd like to talk about legware.  Now I know some women are scared of any type of stocking like item that isn't sold by Spanx, but trust me ladies, you too can wear garters and the like.  I've converted plenty of women and you self-doubters out there are no different.  The problem with stockings isn't you, it's sizing.

Here's the scenario:  You're in Victoria's Secret.  It's the Semi-Annual Sale.  You find some great, naughty, frilly thing w/ garters, in your size that's priced so low you can't put it down.  You walk over to the stocking section and start looking for your size and you discover that there are plenty A's and B's but not one size C or D.  OR, they only have a C in a terrible color, or, as is usually my case, you get home and they lied.  Size D does NOT fit women up to 5'9" tall, let alone my 5'8" frame.

Buying garter stockings is just like buying any thing else that goes on your lower half.... they're made for imaginary women who are about 5'4" with super slender thighs.  Most of us do not fit that profile.

The solution:  StockinGirl.com!

I stumbled across this site last year and it's been a favorite of mine ever since.  They sell reasonably priced garter stockings in tall and queen sizes, in a variety of styles and colors.  They also have some cute little outfits and good sales as well.

On top of garter stockings they also have a multitude of other legware available from socks to leggings in all types of patterns.

I'm a big fan of legware.  It adds punch to any ensemble and at times can make a naughty outfit. Don't believe me?  Next time you're hanging around the house w/ your honey, throw on snug beater, a pair of boy shorts and a pair of knee high slouch socks, or better yet, a pair of argyle, schoolgirlesq knee socks and some lip gloss and see what happens...

You'll thank me later ;)


4.19.2009

Toybox: Sex Stool

Damn I need to go to the gym...

Every woman has thought it once or twice during any extended and/or physically demanding session.  It's not that you're out of shape, but unlike porn actresses, you don't squat for a living. Yes, sometimes you want to feel the burn and it hurts so good, but that burning sensation in your quads is not cool (can I get an "Amen"?)

Pipedream Products has come up with the perfect solution:  The Incredible Sex Stool!

Looks simple doesn't it?  A part of the Fetish Fantasy Series, this little stool can provide a lot of support (see the website for suggested positions... you may want to check this out from your home computer).  The frame is constructed with heavy duty steel and seat is made of Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU).  Yeah, I had no clue what that was and had to look it up... basically TPU is kinda like rubber, but better because it's flexible but resistant to cuts, tears, abrasions, impact and chemicals.  This thing is super sturdy and can hold up to 300lbs.  Basically the stool can take it as rough as you can.

The opening in the seat allows you to straddle/mount your partner, using the stool for support, but still allows for close contact and deep penetration (doesn't that sound wonderful!)

The stool is available from a variety outlets.  Prices range anywhere from $67-110, so if you're interested in adding this piece of furniture to your collection, I suggest shopping around to get the best deal.

Bally's be damned... get the stool and GET IT IN!!!




4.16.2009

Freaky Friday: Bobbing for Apples

Here's a little giggle to get ya goin:
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Ask Cherry: Take That! Take That!

Hey Cherry!

Anal sex is definitely something women shy away from, and with good reason. Many a man (or woman ;-) ) get too anxious and try the ramming approach, rather than the slow motion route. Any advice on how to prep and go about enjoyable anal sex?
 
Thanks a bunch!
 
Cocoa Bisou

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Dear Cocoa,

The ramming approach is definitely a no no!  Knowledge and prep work are the keys to enjoyable anal sex and SAFE anal sex.  What makes anal sex so uncomfortable (or can make it flat out painful) is the sphincter muscle.  There's two parts to it, the inner and the outer, sphincter.  Both sphincter muscles stretch but the inner one is much tighter and requires a lot more "work" to loosen up.  So some men may take their time and get the "tip" in and then think it's all good to go ramming away, but really they've only conquered the first battle... there's a tougher one ahead.  Ramming away can do irreparable damage to your tushy.  If you force things in involuntarily, it can lead to them coming out involuntarily... BAD LOOK!

To make this easy let me just give a few general tips:

  • HAVE YOU HAD YOUR #2 TODAY?!?!:  I know... gross, but it's a very VERY important and valid question.  If you're not too keen on the idea of sticking something in your ass then I'm sure you're probably worried about something coming out of it when and if you do.  I honestly suggest before any sort of sexual activity you make sure that you "clear the way". It's a good habit.   So if you can plan ahead, have a high fiber cereal for breakfast.  (I would caution against doing any sort of enema or anything immediately beforehand because it can cause more irritation than good)
  • RELAX:  The sphincter is a muscle and it constricts so you've gotta calm down.  Yes, he/she wants to put it (whatever "it" might be) in there... are you okay w/ trying that?  If your answer is yes, then look him/her directly in the eye, take a hold of "it" (that will generally give you their full attention) and let them know that you're down, but they need to move at your speed and TAKE THEIR TIME.  Then, you take a deep breath and try to relax your ass (and by ass I mean literally your anus).  If you're still feeling a little tense tell them to use their tongue first... that will definitely get you more relaxed (no?!)
  • LUBRICATION:  Man oh man, I can't say enough about lubrication.  Men don't seem to understand that unlike the kitty, the booty does not self-lubricate.  Also, the kitty is not a fountain from which astroglide flows.  They can't just dip in and then use whatever they find to help lubricate your anus.  Not if they're trying to put more than a finger or two in there.  You'll want to get a high-grade, water-based lubricant.  Anything greasy will breakdown the latex in your toys and/or condom rendering it useless.  I suggest KY or Astroglide.  Both are available at your neighborhood grocery store.
  • START SLOW, START SMALL:  As I said the sphincter has to be loosened up.  I'd suggest starting with a finger (make sure the nails are trimmed... no coke nails, lee press-ons or acrylics allowed!!).  Lube it up and begin to work that in and out slowly, and pressing lightly from side to side.  The resistance he/she feels on the sides is the sphincter.  Your partner should be able to feel both the inner and outer sphincter and the difference in the tension of both.  Start with one finger, then two, then more if you feel comfortable.  From there you can graduate to maybe a small butt plug or dildo.
  • ARE YOU READY YET!?!?:  Only you can decide when you're ready to put whatever "it" is in your ass.  Toys and penises come in different shapes and sizes.  It's ultimately up to you to decide how big is too big.
I think that's enough to get you started.  As always, if you're not comfortable and you think you don't want to try, then don't.  If your partner isn't will to take the time to do it right, then you shouldn't do them... ever again!

Have fun and don't forget... LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE!!!!!

- Cherry

4.15.2009

Bedtime Stories: Amen

(I'm going to hell for posting this, I just know it lol)














Amen
by coffee © 2008

Janey was never really the religious type, but she'd humor her mother every once in a while and attend church, mainly during major holidays. This Sunday wasn't really a holiday but her mother had somehow conned her into attending because they had some new preacher everybody was all excited about. So instead of going out and shaking her ass Saturday night, she had stayed in and gotten a good night's rest and managed to wake up in time to pick up her mother and get to church before the 11am service started. Once she got a look at Pastor Williams she could see what all the excitement was about... He was fine. Actually, he was the finest preacher she'd ever seen... He was tall, well-built, brown-skinned and handsome, and had a deep, smooth voice that made her panties want to fall off. He had the congregation hanging on his every word, and when he hit the climax of his sermon the old church ladies were dropping like flies. In the row in front of hers, Mother Branson jumped up and started hollering. There weren't enough ushers to hold her down. It was the most excitement Janey’d ever seen at Holy Oak Baptist Church. When the choir started singing she felt overwhelmed by the spirit and was so moved she actually shed a tear or two. Then something strange happened… Pastor Williams had been humming along quietly as the choir sang but then raised the microphone to his lips and began singing, and oh lord could he sing.
“I don't know why….  I have to sigh sometimes,” he sang, his deep baritone filling the church to the rafters.
This put the congregation over the top. People were weeping and swaying, even the ushers were dabbing tears away. When he looked out over the congregation his eyes locked briefly with Janey’s and for a moment she felt like he was singing directly to her alone.
“I don't know why Lord… But I'll find out by and by,” he sang, and that’s when it happened. She had been swaying back and forth in her seat and suddenly discovered that the wonderful feeling she’d assumed was the holy ghost, had somehow turned into something terribly different, and she realized with infinite embarrassment and horror, that every time he glanced her way her pussy was getting wetter and wetter.
“Oh lord,” she whispered.
“Yes Lord!” her mother shouted out gleefully.
Her face flushed with embarrassment and she clutched the hymnal book tightly against her lap. She had always felt easily aroused this time of month, something to do with hormones before her cycle, but she’d never felt anything like this in church.
Pastor Williams started walking down the center aisle between the pews, still singing and rejoicing to the lord. The parishioners reached out to touch him as he walked by, and he stopped to hold Mother Jenkin’s hand for a moment until she collapsed to her knees sobbing. The ushers ran over with smelling salts and stiff cardboard church fans. He continued down the aisle and when he got to Janey’s pew he stopped and laid his hand softly on her shoulder. She tried to concentrate on Jesus, and her mother sitting next to her, and Mrs. Jenkins’ huge, ugly-ass church hat, but all she could think of was Pastor Williams long-stroking her over the back of a wooden church bench… and then… right before God, Pastor Williams and the entire congregation, with her eyes squeezed shut, and biting her lower lip hard enough to almost draw blood, she had a massive, earth-shattering, thigh-shaking orgasm. Apparently everyone just assumed she was having a religious experience because an usher ran over and started fanning her and the pastor continued down the aisle, still singing praises to the lord.
After the service ended, the congregation lined up to shake hands with Pastor Williams as they exited the church.
“Hello Mrs. Mills,” he said to Janey’s mother.
“Praise, Jesus! What a beautiful sermon!” she exclaimed, “I want you to meet my daughter!” she said, pushing Janey toward him. “I’ve never seen her more full of the spirit than I did today Pastor Williams!”
The pastor took Janey’s hand and rubbed it softly. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m glad you enjoyed the service.” Her faced flushed with embarrassment as she felt a quick post-orgasmic pussy twitch.
“We’ll be seeing you next Sunday?” he asked.
“Um, I might have to work,” she replied, pulling her hand away, anxious to get home and out of her soggy panties, “but I’ll do my best to get here.”
Unfortunately her mother ended up lingering in the church parking lot for damn near close to an hour chatting with the other old hens, and finally Janey ventured back into the church to find the ladies room. She knew she’d leave a wet spot on the back of her dress if she attempted to drive home this way, so she slipped off her damp panties, stuffed them into her tiny clutch bag and forced the snap closed. On the way out the bathroom she ran headlong into Pastor Williams, the overstuffed purse flew out of her hands, hit the ground sideways, the snap sprang open, and out fell her wet black lace panties. Before she could stop him Pastor Williams had reached down and picked up her purse… and her panties. Janey was almost certainly sure that she would die of embarrassment at that very  moment, yet she was strangely comforted by the fact that it would happen in a house of   God since she obviously had a lot of sins that would need forgiving.
Pastor Williams handed her back her purse and then, never taking his dark piercing eyes off hers, slipped the panties into his left suit pocket.
“I’ll see you next Sunday Sister Mills,” he said turning down hallway, his hand still deep in his left pocket, “Looking forward to putting the holy spirit in you.”

4.14.2009

Dress-up: Budget Bustier


Step aside Targét!


So this week I was out taking the bargain bin tour with my auntie.  She was shopping for an upcoming vaca and needed to pick a few things.  We stopped through Target, Wal-Mart and the Big K (yes, we did it all honey!).  While traipsing through Wal-Mart I was completely caught of guard when I discovered not only bustiers, but garter stockings and entire naughty lingerie sets in the sleepwear section.  WHO KNEW!?!?  Not me!

The image to the right is not just a place holder.  This is an actual lingerie set that is available on the racks at your neighborhood Wal-mart for the low price (looooowwww prices!!!)  of $15!  The devil is a liar and apparently so is Victoria!  For those who say they can't afford to buy frilly things and play dress up, you no longer have an excuse.

Stop bullshitting and pick up some censored baby makin' music and a corset or two the next time you're stocking up on toilet paper.

4.13.2009

Toybox: Fun Wand


Need I say more?

I think "Fun Wand" says it all! lol.  

Njoy Toys is the brains *pause* behind this shiny shaft.  At 8" long, this curved and knobbed wand is good for both g-spot and anal stimulation.  Some may balk at a dropping $95 on a toy that doesn't even vibrate, but this my friends is an investment piece that will last long after your the latex cracks on your rabbit, or the cord snaps on your bullet (yes, I pulled your card... you can have it back later).

Made of 316 surgical grade steel, the Fun Wand is highly durable, easy to sanitize and is nonporous.  Its weight (12oz) and graduated nuggets make it great for kegel exercises.

Another understated feature is the wands ability to hold and change temperature easily.  Stainless steel has a low 'specific heat' so it starts off cool (think drs. stethoscope) but will quickly warm to your body's temperature.

For bonus fun, try putting it in the fridge (DO NOT PUT IT IN THE FREEZER) for a few minutes before using, or dipping it in warm water.

4.10.2009

Freaky Friday: Free Porn

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4.09.2009

Ask Cherry: It's All Just a Head Game


Dear Cherry,

I'm dating a new guy and we've been intimate a few times.  Things are good, but whenever I give him head he has trouble keeping it up.  Is it me?  How do I know I'm giving/doing a good "job"?

- Deepthroat Dunce

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Dear Dunce,

Most likely if he hasn't asked you to stop and if he's not looking at you like "seriously... WTF?!?!?"  then you're probably doing just fine.  Just because a man isn't sustaining an erection doesn't mean that it doesn't feel good.  First thing you have to do is relax.  If you're tense, he'll be tense.  His most precious belongings are millimeters from your incisors.  The last thing you want him thinking about is that you might tense up and clamp down (OUCH!!!)

If you're unsure of what your partner likes you can ask, or if you'd like to be more sly in your approach, find out who his favorite porn star is, download a flick, and take some notes.  Usually men pick their favorites by skill not looks.  If you're not into porn, lucky you, head is usually first, so you don't have to watch long.  It may look well... extra pornographic, but men are visual creatures.  All that spitting, gagging and slobbering is what some men are into; some are into all the extra moaning and ohhh!ing.  Maybe he just wants you to look like you love it.

Whatever you do, just make sure you're comfortable with what you're doing.  Fuck the homies... it ain't no fun if you ain't havin' none!  If sloppy BJs are not your thing, it's better to just not and do something you do like.  

- Cherry ;*

4.08.2009

Bedtime Stories: What a Girl Wants














What A Girl Wants

In another place and time you said to me, "I want that beautiful mouth of yours wrapped around me again." I smiled, agreed heartily, and nodded mostly to myself. I've never forgotten that moment, those words, and the way they made all of my nerve endings tingle with desire for you. It's all about want, isn't it? Want and timing, but that's another matter entirely.

Today I find myself wanting to be romanced. I want to be kissed and held, cuddled and stroked. One by one, I want to feel rather than see the buttons of my blouse coming undone under your careful ministrations. The gentle breeze from the ceiling fan is what I want to sense as you gently push the blouse from my shoulders. I want to feel your mouth lightly nip the hollow at the base of my bare neck. I want you to take your time with me, brush those amazing fingertips lightly across my already stiffening nipples and watch them respond, just for you. I want you to slowly unzip my plain and deceptively simple jeans and I want to watch your eyes light up and dance as the French onyx lace tap panties come into view. I want to feel you trace your fingers across the floral pattern I picked with you on my mind and feel the heat emanating from deep within me. And when your hands leave me for a moment, I want to hear the scraping of belt buckle across the hardwood floor and the jingle of change and keys as your slacks hit the floor.

The weight of you as you sinks down onto the bed next to me; yes that's what I want. To feel the warmth, the burning passion running through your soul as you lower those skillful lips to my upturned face and capture my mouth with you own. I want to hear that delightful groan as I lean over, tickle your chest with my curls and lower my head into your waiting lap. I want to feel your cock grow harder and harder in my mouth as I tease the head and the tip with my lips and tongue before sliding the entire length of your straining shaft deep inside me for the first time in a long time. I want to revel in the familiarity of the taste and feel that is uniquely yours. The sharp uptake in breath is the encouragement I want as your hands fall to play with my hair as I gently cup your balls and feel how swollen and full they are for me. Over and over my lips slide up and down, sucking, squeezing and pleasuring you. Eyes closed, head thrown back and arms guiding me, I want to watch a little as you gets closer to coming for me.

And then it dawns on me that this isn't how I want it to end. I want to hear that low voice growl at me, "enough. I need to be inside you." and have those strong arms pull me upright and onto you. I want to hear the almost desperation in your voice. I feel it too. I want to slide down onto my knees on top of you and inch by inch feel that hard cock as it slides home deep inside me. I want to lean forward and tease you again with my hair across your chest as you thrust in and out of me. I want to ride you. Hard. I want to feel your thumb as you find my clit and stroke little circles around the very tip. I want to lean back a little and feel the heat between us, feel your hands tugging on my nipples, caressing my breasts. Between the constant pressure on my clit and the deep thrusting into my pussy I won't be able to think straight for long. When I can't stand it any longer, I want to come for you, all over you, moaning and screaming, gripping and squeezing, gushing my hot cream down over your rock hard cock while you work me, as orgasm after orgasm wrack my body and transport me to that place I love to be. And as I come I want to feel you come too, hear that primal scream and greedily receive all that you have for me. And when it's over I want to collapse in a tangled heap of limbs and bodies, sheets and blankets, sanity and sweat, breathing hard, face numb and souls sated.

Yes baby... that's what I want!

4.07.2009

Dress-up: Cute Toes


It's Spring Time!

As the weather gets warmer, hemlines will go up and toes will come out.  That means it's time to up your foot game.  I'm sure I don't have to lecture on the importance of pedicures but I do want to take a moment to talk about polish...

Dressing up sexy isn't just about lace and frills... the devil is in the details.  Personally I'm not a huge nail polish fan.  I usually just keep my nails neat and trimmed, with a clear coat.  Feet on the other hand are a whole nother issue.  Bad feet and even a bad choice of polish color can be quite a turn off for men.  My suggestion for women is to keep it bright and bubblegummy.

I know fashion tells us that nudes, deep dark blue/blacks and metallics are in, but honestly... none of these are sexy on feet.  As trivial as it is, just ask a few men.  Most seem to have strong opinions on the subject.  My suggest for Spring is to choose something from the new Sephora Digital Diva collection  (retail price $9).  The colors are formulated by OPI so you get quality color and coverage for a fraction of the price or regular OPI lacquer.

sidenote: Do NOT buy the yellow.  I know I said pick one from the collection but really... you know that's NOT what I meant!

4.06.2009

Toybox: The Cone


Doesn't this look like fun?

The Cone is a innovative new toy with tons of potential.  This oddly shaped bauble retails for about $129, but it sounds like it may be worth it.  It's about the size of a cereal bowl and has 16 different vibration settings, including fantastical finale called "orgasm".  It comes with an illustrated instruction manual with suggested positions.

I think this is a great choice for women who aren't fans of penetrating toys.  The cone is mailable and stretches to fit whatever you put on it, so it will curve w/ your curves and fold into your folds.  I also like this because it's made of hypo-allergenic silicone so it's safe for those w/ latex allergies and it's easy to clean.

This is also a good toy for couples.  It's hands-free so you can cum without worrying about hand-kitty coordination and since it works independently your hands can roam and you can please more than one person at a time ;)