Freaky Friday: Stapleton Sex

Ooooo... you so NASTY!

Okay, so you have to check out Ghostface's new single Stapleton Sex. Not since Akinyele has a man been so graphic and foward about his sexual desires, using such lewd language, over so smooth of a track.

Society says I should be offended but somehow I'm kinda turned on. Check out the video (Seriously NSFW):

Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (2009)

Bedtime Stories: Blowing his Mind

Blowing his Mind

by AfroerotiK©

The beauty of our relationship is the perfect balance we've achieved. He cooks, I clean. He can invite the boys over to play Madden football and never hear a peep out of me. I can host my book club every month without any hassle. He'll even make us a fabulous lunch to boot. We work together, play together, pray together, and our sex life is out of this world.

We were sitting back, watching TV like any ordinary evening and I decided that I wanted to step things up a notch. "Sweetie, would you like another glass of wine," I asked, knowing full well that it was something else entirely I had in mind to drink. He kissed me on my neck and said, "Thanks babe," as I wiggled out of his arms and headed for the kitchen. I took a little detour and headed for the bedroom for a change of wardrobe. When I came back, I stood directly in front of the TV with a simple, elegant red silk nightie and matching heels.

He reached for the remote and clicked the TV off, leaving us bathed in the light of a single white candle. I took his strong hand in mine and pulled him to me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and we kissed as he filled his hands with the fullness of my ass. I kissed my way down his neck and across his shoulders. For a brief moment, he tried to head us toward the bedroom but I would have no such thing. I stopped him right there and knelt in front of him.

Kneeling before him, I pulled the string to his sweats and let them fall to the floor. He stepped out of them and kicked them to the side. His dick was already starting to get engorged and throb. Softly, gently, I took it in my hands and brought the head to my mouth. I felt his hands caress my head and shoulders as I surveyed my prize. Teasingly, I let my tongue tenderly touch the slit, sending shivers down his spine. I rolled his balls around in my fingers and began to explore his growing erection further with my tongue.

From base to head, I licked. I used my mouth to explore every millimeter of his thickening tool until he was as hard as a rock and ready for more. When I placed the head in my mouth, I heard him let out a gentle moan. My objective was for him to let out quite a bit more than a moan so I continued to pleasure him with my mouth and tongue. I slid my soft, full lips down his shaft and back again, looking up at him with a wink. I could feel his knees buckle just a bit as I did it once more, this time, just a bit harder. I wanted to let him know exactly who was in control.

His precum was leaking and he kept saying, "Oh shit, don't stop, that feels so good" so I knew he was ready for everything I had to give. I took his dick in my mouth and swallowed him whole, the head of his dick deep in my throat. I grabbed his ass just as he tried to push me away. He never wants to cum before me so his instinct is always to make me stop before he nuts. Grabbing the base of his thickness, I looked up at him and I said, "Cum in my mouth."

I really shouldn't have been so cruel because I know all his triggers and every time I he would get close to eruption, I would stop. I sucked his dick, licked it, I swallowed it and begged for more. The room filled with his chanting and moaning and the sounds of my sloppy, wet blowjob. I lowered the straps of my lingerie and he filled his hands with my full breasts, kneading them and softly pinching my hardened nipples. I moaned around his dick and slid my finger between my moist folds of my pussy to give him a little taste. For a brief moment, he sucked my finger like I was sucking his dick.

I knew it wouldn't be long so I used every trick in the book I had. I licked, I sucked, I licked some more. "Come on baby, give it to me. Shoot your hot cum in my mouth. Mmmm, let me taste it. Come on baby, fuck my mouth." I deep throated his dick and pushed against his spot and he exploded in my mouth, falling back on the sofa out of pure exhaustion, whimpering like a baby, satisfied like a man.

Dress-up: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

Is anybody else broke?

Lingerie is expensive and we are in a recession. Sometimes dressing up is about what you don't wear. Next time you want to jazz things up a bit try focusing on just one accessory.

Ladies, greet your man wearing just a pair of killer stilettos, or a long pearl necklace *pause* or even knee high socks. Keep it simple. You could even try on something of theirs like a hat, a favorite tie, or even their watch. Throw on their favorite chain/necklace and lay in the bed fingering it playfully (THE CHAIN!... though... on second thought, that would work too) and give them the come get it look. If it's dinner time, wear just an apron. There are outfits all over your house, you just have to put some thought into it.

Top off your look by glamming up your make-up so you're boudoir beautiful. You don't want to over do it, again keep it simple...

For an" innocent" look... put some white liner on the outer corners of your eyes to widen them, dust on a some translucent powder for a little shimmer, and finish with a subtle tinted gloss.

For a "naughty" look... neatly line your eyes with a black creme liner, give your lashes some boost with some mascara (try Maybelline XXL Curl Power... it gives volume, length and curl!!), use some translucent powder for shimmer, and finish with a rich, 'come fuck me' lipstick (my fave is Diablo by Nars).

Oh... and do your nails!!!

PS: For my male readers who want to get in on the action, two words: bow tie!

Toybox: We-Vibe

Let's play... together!

For those looking to add a little more motion to the ocean and rock the boat a bit, the We-Vibe may be the toy you've been looking for. The We-Vibe combines several toys in one. This pocket sized vibrator is made from surgical grade silicone making it soft and flexible and is curved to fit a woman's body, providing both internal and external stimulation. It is designed so that when inserted, the larger of the two vibrating pads fits comfortably over the clitoris while the smaller rests inside the woman against the g-spot. The toy is slender enough that it can be worn during sex, providing stimulation for both partners (click here for a diagram... NSFW).

The We-Vibe is rechargeable, hands free AND waterproof. This purple plaything would be great for women or men looking to introduce toys into the bedroom for the first time. It's small, non-intimidating and hits all the right spots.

This toy is on the expensive side, retailing at $129.95, but with some web searching you can find it as cheap as $69.95.