Quote of the week - "A party don't start til a dude throws a table at you!"
4.25.2009
4.23.2009
Ask Cherry: Who's Got Questions???
**crickets**Okay so I know people are reading and I'm sure some of you have some questions, so stop pussyfooting around and drop me a line...
I won't name names... I promise!!
So come on and ask... you know you want to!
4.22.2009
Bedtime Stories: The Secretary
For those who are more visual creatures...
For this week's bedtime story I've chosen a clip from one of my favorite movies, The Secretary.
Enjoy:
4.21.2009
Dress-up: Legware
She's got legs... knows how to use them!Am I the only one who remembers that old ZZ Top song? I hope not... Anyways, today I'd like to talk about legware. Now I know some women are scared of any type of stocking like item that isn't sold by Spanx, but trust me ladies, you too can wear garters and the like. I've converted plenty of women and you self-doubters out there are no different. The problem with stockings isn't you, it's sizing.
Here's the scenario: You're in Victoria's Secret. It's the Semi-Annual Sale. You find some great, naughty, frilly thing w/ garters, in your size that's priced so low you can't put it down. You walk over to the stocking section and start looking for your size and you discover that there are plenty A's and B's but not one size C or D. OR, they only have a C in a terrible color, or, as is usually my case, you get home and they lied. Size D does NOT fit women up to 5'9" tall, let alone my 5'8" frame.
Buying garter stockings is just like buying any thing else that goes on your lower half.... they're made for imaginary women who are about 5'4" with super slender thighs. Most of us do not fit that profile.
The solution: StockinGirl.com!
I stumbled across this site last year and it's been a favorite of mine ever since. They sell reasonably priced garter stockings in tall and queen sizes, in a variety of styles and colors. They also have some cute little outfits and good sales as well.
On top of garter stockings they also have a multitude of other legware available from socks to leggings in all types of patterns.
I'm a big fan of legware. It adds punch to any ensemble and at times can make a naughty outfit. Don't believe me? Next time you're hanging around the house w/ your honey, throw on snug beater, a pair of boy shorts and a pair of knee high slouch socks, or better yet, a pair of argyle, schoolgirlesq knee socks and some lip gloss and see what happens...
You'll thank me later ;)
4.19.2009
Toybox: Sex Stool
Damn I need to go to the gym...Every woman has thought it once or twice during any extended and/or physically demanding session. It's not that you're out of shape, but unlike porn actresses, you don't squat for a living. Yes, sometimes you want to feel the burn and it hurts so good, but that burning sensation in your quads is not cool (can I get an "Amen"?)
Pipedream Products has come up with the perfect solution: The Incredible Sex Stool!
Looks simple doesn't it? A part of the Fetish Fantasy Series, this little stool can provide a lot of support (see the website for suggested positions... you may want to check this out from your home computer). The frame is constructed with heavy duty steel and seat is made of Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU). Yeah, I had no clue what that was and had to look it up... basically TPU is kinda like rubber, but better because it's flexible but resistant to cuts, tears, abrasions, impact and chemicals. This thing is super sturdy and can hold up to 300lbs. Basically the stool can take it as rough as you can.
The opening in the seat allows you to straddle/mount your partner, using the stool for support, but still allows for close contact and deep penetration (doesn't that sound wonderful!)
The stool is available from a variety outlets. Prices range anywhere from $67-110, so if you're interested in adding this piece of furniture to your collection, I suggest shopping around to get the best deal.
Bally's be damned... get the stool and GET IT IN!!!
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