Freaky Friday: The Sqweel

I love a good toy, however... something about this one makes me uncomfortable o_O:

Freaky Friday: Cuddle Buddy?

Blame it on the Fahrvergnügen...

I always thought that the Japanese had the market cornered when it came to robots and weird sex toys, but it appears I was mistaken. Have you ever seen those pillows that are shaped like a person? Well Stefan Ulrich, a German Designer has taken that concept to a-whole-nother-level... a level that I am personally uncomfortable with.

He has conceptualized what he calls the Funktionide. He describes it on his website as "an autarkic amorph object whose intention is to provide the user with a atmosphere of presence thus counteracting the feeling of loneliness"...

... yeah I didn't know what that meant either. Good thing he had a video to explain. Or maybe it's not such a good thing. You tell me: (Yes, this IS safe for work!)

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

Freaky Friday: Stapleton Sex

Ooooo... you so NASTY!

Okay, so you have to check out Ghostface's new single Stapleton Sex. Not since Akinyele has a man been so graphic and foward about his sexual desires, using such lewd language, over so smooth of a track.

Society says I should be offended but somehow I'm kinda turned on. Check out the video (Seriously NSFW):

Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (2009)

Freaky Friday: A Heart Shaped Box?

Does anyone around here speak Swedish?

Greetings from the land of Abba and oddly named furniture...

Swedish condom brand RFSU launched the site ShavethePussy.com in 2008 to promote their line of intimate shaving products. Sadly the English site had been shut down (mostly because they don't sell their products in the US) but their Swed site is still up. I don't speak Ikea but I know a hot mess when I see one. Please check out the "GALLERI" (second link on the bottom of their site). There are 801 pages of creative choncha cuts to choose from.

Please comment. I'd love to hear your thoughts lol!

Freaky Friday: Grady Wilson's Put The Fire Back

Two words:  The Bumblebee!

Some of you may have seen this before, but I thought this SNL skit was hilarious.  Men... take notes, ladies... start stretching, everyone... prepare to be SCHOOLED by Grady Wilson as he demonstrates his love making techniques that are guaranteed to "knock it out!":

Freaky Friday: Soul Strippin'

Somethings are just not meant to be...

*sigh*

So... I'm a big fan of the art of pole dancing.  I've taken a class once or twice and I had a great time. It was a fantastic workout, but more than that, it was a great way to get in touch with your body and your femininity and sexual self and all of that.

You can pole dance to just about any type of music, from Gregorian chant to gangsta rap... HOWEVER... this is just TERRIBLE:

Solo Pole Performance with Soul Singer Rahbi - Not Safe For Work

(feel free to watch the entire video but scroll ahead to 2:24 to see the fuckery to which I'm referring)

Freaky Friday: Dutty Fridaze

One word: RECKLESS!

Quote of the week - "A party don't start til a dude throws a table at you!"

Freaky Friday: Bobbing for Apples

Here's a little giggle to get ya goin:

(click the image below to view video)

Freaky Friday: Free Porn

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