10.19.2009

Toybox: Hot Seat

Are you a rider?

I'm the type of woman who feels like it's not really sex if you don't break a sweat. Toy play can be fun but sometimes it lacks a bit of "action". Now, I'm not a 100% sure why the good folks over at Pipedream decided to place this toy in their Fetish Fantasy Series, nevertheless, if you're looking to get physical then the Hot Seat may just be for you.

Retailing at appx. $30, whether playing solo or putting on a show for a willing audience of one (or two... hey I'm not judging) the Hot Seat will allow you to get your cowgirl on. This cushioned inflatable (as with some men, it'll requires some inflating before it's action ready) seat is topped off with a firm jelly multi-speed dong. The seat comes equipped with EZ gripped handles so that you can bear down and really ride.

On top not your thing?... For those who are reluctant riders or are looking to improve their jockeying skills, the Hot Seat might be the perfect thing to help you train your quads, perfect your riding posture, and sweeten your swerve.

Saddle up and ride out! ;)

10.15.2009

Freaky Friday: Cuddle Buddy?

Blame it on the Fahrvergnügen...

I always thought that the Japanese had the market cornered when it came to robots and weird sex toys, but it appears I was mistaken. Have you ever seen those pillows that are shaped like a person? Well Stefan Ulrich, a German Designer has taken that concept to a-whole-nother-level... a level that I am personally uncomfortable with.

He has conceptualized what he calls the Funktionide. He describes it on his website as "an autarkic amorph object whose intention is to provide the user with a atmosphere of presence thus counteracting the feeling of loneliness"...

... yeah I didn't know what that meant either. Good thing he had a video to explain. Or maybe it's not such a good thing. You tell me: (Yes, this IS safe for work!)

10.14.2009

Ask Cherry: Theme Song

I don't know what's going on in 2009, but it seems to me like I keep having conversations where women are just feeling down about themselves and dating. Everyone seems to feel like they just can't find a "good man" and I see a lot of women giving in to their insecurities and loosing their confidence.

My solution... THEME MUSIC!!

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Everyone should have theme music! Remember in The Best Man when Morris Chestnut walks into the club and everyone's panties got all moist?... it wasn't because he was suddenly fine. He looked just like he did walking in the club on that show he had w/ Patti Labelle (forgot about that show didn't you... lol). What he had was theme music. It takes you to another level.

Now I'm not suggesting that you walk around with your Blackberry on speaker, announcing your presence as you go to and fro. What that external sound did for Mr. Chestnut's outward appearance your internal soundtrack and do for your internal glow.

Remember Ally McBeal?... Her therapist suggested she get a theme song and when she found the right song this happened.

It may sound silly to some, but my personal theme puts an extra bounce in my step and makes me feel empowered. I suggest a theme that is not only epic and stadium worthy, I also suggest one that's sexy.

ps... when you do find someone special, try sexing to your theme music... it's a good look... TRUST ME ;)

Bedtime Stories: Handcuffs Anyone?















Handcuffs Anyone?

My fantasy the other night (about you and I, my bed and your cuffs) was us celebrating the success of my vow by ordering in dinner and watching a movie…and then you asking if you could kiss me.

You said it would just be a kiss…but knowing myself I knew when I agreed to the kiss it would be a lot more than just a kiss.

We started making out on the couch and when I could pull myself away from you to come up for some air I practically dragged you into my room.

Once we were in my room I practically tore your clothes off you and began kissing, licking and touching your shoulders, chest, stomach and then slowly rubbed my cheek against your hard cock before I took it in my hand and began tracing my fingers and nails lightly up and down the length of it.

I handcuffed your hands to the bed so you couldn't interfere while I played and held your cock in my hand and started with quick licks with the tip of my tongue all over your cock before taking the head into my mouth and began slowly licking and sucking your cock deeper into my mouth.

I sucked, licked and stroked your cock and balls for as long as I could before I felt like I was about to explode and then I collapsed on the bed beside you (keep in mind you never got to cum).

I unchained you and pulled your mouth down to mine and kissed you long and hard before pulling away and whispering to you in a voice thick and heavy with lust, "Promise me that no matter what I say, no matter how much I beg, no sex tonight, no actual intercourse." You kissed me back softly and agreed, then began kissing your way down to my breasts to suck on my nipples, sucking hard when I asked you too and giving light little flicks with your tongue when they got too sensitive.

You abandoned my body long enough to handcuff my hands to the bed, since now it was your turn to play and you didn't want me interfering.

Then you moved down my body to my now soaking pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly. I begged for you to lick me faster, harder but deep inside you knew what I really needed was a big release and you were more than willing to help me build up to that big release by teasing my clit with your tongue. Licking in slow, lazy circles, pulling away and then giving surprising quick little licks, abandoning my clit to shove your tongue deep inside my pussy and drive me insane with pleasure and need.

When I couldn't take it any more I begged for something inside me while you licked my clit so slowly. Keeping to your promise you easily slipped one, then two, then three fingers deep into my pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly again. You just held your fingers there, deep inside me, while you began licking my clit faster and faster and then just as I was on the brink of orgasm you pulled your mouth from my clit and moved up my body.

With your fingers still deep inside my pussy you kissed me deep and long, letting me taste my pussy on your lips and tongue, making me ache even more to cum. Your fingers were still inside me and I was on the verge of exploding if I didn't cum soon. I pulled away from your mouth and begged for you to fuck me…to make me cum over and over again.

You moved back down to my pussy and began licking my clit with abandon, shoving your fingers deep into my aching pussy. I came hard and fast, my body lifting off the bed with the intensity of the orgasms, scream after scream tearing from my lips because as soon as one orgasm ended another started.

When I was exhausted from cumming over and over again I begged you off me and you moved up my body to uncuff me.

You kissed me long, slow and deep and I could taste my cum on your lips and tongue and found myself full of passion and desire again. I moved my hand between our bodies and found your cock painfully hard and wet with your own precum.

I began stroking your cock slowly as we kissed, until you pulled away from my mouth and let out a low moan, which elicited a moan of my own.

You smiled at me, that knowing smile men get when they know they've done something to arouse a woman and they are pleased with themselves for it…and it only turned me on more.

You saw the desire in my eyes and let me stroke your cock ever so slowly as you moved your mouth down to suck on my nipples, causing me to moan again.

As I slowly stroked your cock and you eagerly sucked at my hard nipples your hand moved ever lower until it found my soaked, raw, recently finger fucked raw pussy. You found my clit and I jumped from the sensation. You began ever so slowly again, teasing my clit, barely touching, while your mouth worked wonders on my nipples.

I was growing closer and closer to cuming by the second and ached to feel your cock in my mouth again.

I pulled your mouth from my nipple and moved our bodies so that your fingers could stay playing with my clit while I brought your throbbing cock into my mouth.

Your fingers teasing my clit, driving me insane with pleasure, my mouth drinking your cock in deeper and deeper, my hands all over your body, both of us moaning, both of us so very close…then you moan that your about to cum and it sends me over the edge, my body convulsing as another intense orgasm rips through my body.

My orgasm sets you off and you try to pull away from my mouth so you can cum, but my hand moves behind you to press you deeper into my mouth as you cum.

I feel you cum in my mouth; roll it around with my tongue before swallowing it and collapsing on the bed. You collapse beside me and we lay there, panting, exhausted and spent...enjoying the afterglow.

So…what did you think of my fantasy?

10.13.2009

Dress-up: Unwrapped

Tie me up, tie me down!

Anybody into bondage? No!?!? Are you sure? S&M gets a bad rap. It doesn't have to be all whips, chains and latex body suits. A little sub/dom play can be soft, silky and fun!

The geniuses over at Liberator.com have these great Silk Binding Sashes! Retailing at $79, their Deluxe Kit comes with three 7' sashes and two 14' sashes. They come in three colors: champagne, crimson and black. You can use these bands of silk to simply tie someone to the bed post or you could get really creative and craft intricate knots and bindings as in the illustration above. If you can't swing the $79 you could hit up you man's closet and steal some ties, though, depending on how uh... vigorous your playtime is you may want to hit up the thrift store so you don't have to worry about stretching out your man's new Ike Behar neckwear or explaining any stains at the dry cleaners.

Loosen up, shake off your inhibitions, pick a "safe word" and give it a try! Everything is better with a bow on it!

10.12.2009

Toybox: Clone-A-Willy

It's My Dick in a BOX!

Some women are adverse to toys because they want the real thing. Well... it's not always possible but here's the next best thing:


The Clone-A-Willy kit allows you to create a detailed replica of a man's penis in minutes. The kit will duplicate every curve, bend and vein. The resulting toy can then be used at your leisure. Retailing at $40, whether you just feel like nothing hits your spot like you man's muscle and you'd like to have a back-up, or you want to start a "trophy" collection, this is one of those things that just sounds like fun to try. If your man is intimidated by the "size" of most toys, now he has no need to be jealous or insecure.

Still skeptical... What if I told you there was a glow-in-the-dark version available? You KNOW that made you giggle! LOL!

10.09.2009

Freaky Friday: Stapleton Sex

Ooooo... you so NASTY!

Okay, so you have to check out Ghostface's new single Stapleton Sex. Not since Akinyele has a man been so graphic and foward about his sexual desires, using such lewd language, over so smooth of a track.

Society says I should be offended but somehow I'm kinda turned on. Check out the video (Seriously NSFW):


10.06.2009

Bedtime Stories: Blowing his Mind















Blowing his Mind

The beauty of our relationship is the perfect balance we've achieved. He cooks, I clean. He can invite the boys over to play Madden football and never hear a peep out of me. I can host my book club every month without any hassle. He'll even make us a fabulous lunch to boot. We work together, play together, pray together, and our sex life is out of this world.

We were sitting back, watching TV like any ordinary evening and I decided that I wanted to step things up a notch. "Sweetie, would you like another glass of wine," I asked, knowing full well that it was something else entirely I had in mind to drink. He kissed me on my neck and said, "Thanks babe," as I wiggled out of his arms and headed for the kitchen. I took a little detour and headed for the bedroom for a change of wardrobe. When I came back, I stood directly in front of the TV with a simple, elegant red silk nightie and matching heels.

He reached for the remote and clicked the TV off, leaving us bathed in the light of a single white candle. I took his strong hand in mine and pulled him to me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and we kissed as he filled his hands with the fullness of my ass. I kissed my way down his neck and across his shoulders. For a brief moment, he tried to head us toward the bedroom but I would have no such thing. I stopped him right there and knelt in front of him.

Kneeling before him, I pulled the string to his sweats and let them fall to the floor. He stepped out of them and kicked them to the side. His dick was already starting to get engorged and throb. Softly, gently, I took it in my hands and brought the head to my mouth. I felt his hands caress my head and shoulders as I surveyed my prize. Teasingly, I let my tongue tenderly touch the slit, sending shivers down his spine. I rolled his balls around in my fingers and began to explore his growing erection further with my tongue.

From base to head, I licked. I used my mouth to explore every millimeter of his thickening tool until he was as hard as a rock and ready for more. When I placed the head in my mouth, I heard him let out a gentle moan. My objective was for him to let out quite a bit more than a moan so I continued to pleasure him with my mouth and tongue. I slid my soft, full lips down his shaft and back again, looking up at him with a wink. I could feel his knees buckle just a bit as I did it once more, this time, just a bit harder. I wanted to let him know exactly who was in control.

His precum was leaking and he kept saying, "Oh shit, don't stop, that feels so good" so I knew he was ready for everything I had to give. I took his dick in my mouth and swallowed him whole, the head of his dick deep in my throat. I grabbed his ass just as he tried to push me away. He never wants to cum before me so his instinct is always to make me stop before he nuts. Grabbing the base of his thickness, I looked up at him and I said, "Cum in my mouth."

I really shouldn't have been so cruel because I know all his triggers and every time I he would get close to eruption, I would stop. I sucked his dick, licked it, I swallowed it and begged for more. The room filled with his chanting and moaning and the sounds of my sloppy, wet blowjob. I lowered the straps of my lingerie and he filled his hands with my full breasts, kneading them and softly pinching my hardened nipples. I moaned around his dick and slid my finger between my moist folds of my pussy to give him a little taste. For a brief moment, he sucked my finger like I was sucking his dick.

I knew it wouldn't be long so I used every trick in the book I had. I licked, I sucked, I licked some more. "Come on baby, give it to me. Shoot your hot cum in my mouth. Mmmm, let me taste it. Come on baby, fuck my mouth." I deep throated his dick and pushed against his spot and he exploded in my mouth, falling back on the sofa out of pure exhaustion, whimpering like a baby, satisfied like a man.

Dress-up: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

Is anybody else broke?

Lingerie is expensive and we are in a recession. Sometimes dressing up is about what you don't wear. Next time you want to jazz things up a bit try focusing on just one accessory.

Ladies, greet your man wearing just a pair of killer stilettos, or a long pearl necklace *pause* or even knee high socks. Keep it simple. You could even try on something of theirs like a hat, a favorite tie, or even their watch. Throw on their favorite chain/necklace and lay in the bed fingering it playfully (THE CHAIN!... though... on second thought, that would work too) and give them the come get it look. If it's dinner time, wear just an apron. There are outfits all over your house, you just have to put some thought into it.

Top off your look by glamming up your make-up so you're boudoir beautiful. You don't want to over do it, again keep it simple...

For an" innocent" look... put some white liner on the outer corners of your eyes to widen them, dust on a some translucent powder for a little shimmer, and finish with a subtle tinted gloss.

For a "naughty" look... neatly line your eyes with a black creme liner, give your lashes some boost with some mascara (try Maybelline XXL Curl Power... it gives volume, length and curl!!), use some translucent powder for shimmer, and finish with a rich, 'come fuck me' lipstick (my fave is Diablo by Nars).

Oh... and do your nails!!!

PS: For my male readers who want to get in on the action, two words: bow tie!

10.04.2009

Toybox: We-Vibe

Let's play... together!

For those looking to add a little more motion to the ocean and rock the boat a bit, the We-Vibe may be the toy you've been looking for. The We-Vibe combines several toys in one. This pocket sized vibrator is made from surgical grade silicone making it soft and flexible and is curved to fit a woman's body, providing both internal and external stimulation. It is designed so that when inserted, the larger of the two vibrating pads fits comfortably over the clitoris while the smaller rests inside the woman against the g-spot. The toy is slender enough that it can be worn during sex, providing stimulation for both partners (click here for a diagram... NSFW).

The We-Vibe is rechargeable, hands free AND waterproof. This purple plaything would be great for women or men looking to introduce toys into the bedroom for the first time. It's small, non-intimidating and hits all the right spots.

This toy is on the expensive side, retailing at $129.95, but with some web searching you can find it as cheap as $69.95.

8.05.2009

Ask Cherry: Maintenance Fees

Dear Cherry,

It's a recession and I'm trying to save money. But I have new boo. Can you tell me what maintenance items are unacceptable to cut from my routine? I've been stretching my pedi's and brow work. Those can't and shouldn't be eliminated right?? What about those expensive teeth whitening strips? Or those fabulous salt scrubs from The Body Shop? Or all of the plug-ins strategically placed around my apartment...
Help!

- True Beauty on a Budget

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Dear Beauty,

Girl... I feel your pain. Primpin' ain't easy; especially in this economy.

My first suggestion is to skip the salon & and spa and DIY! From mani/pedi's to bikini waxes, you can save lots of $$$ by spending a little extra time taking care of yourself, yourself. To get you started I'll refer you to the lovely people over at Bella Sugar. They have complied a great list of DIY Spa Treatments including a good homemade body scrub. For your brows I suggest threading. There are lots of places that can hook you up for about $8 (NYC) - $12 (DC). Personally I've had better luck doing my own touch ups between threadings than w/ waxing. For DIY teeth whitening check out this article from Health.com

Things to nix: ACRYLIC NAILS!!! BOOO!!!! If you have them (this goes for all ladies, not just Beauty) let them GO! Fake nails are so Prom '98. If you suffer from weak or brittle nails, invest in some Duri Rejuvacote. Within two months I promise you you'll have killer nails and extra money in your wallet.

If you're shelling out lots of money on make-up I suggest checking out e.l.f. cosmetics. They sell awesome, yet dirt cheap make-up. Before purchasing any make-up, try it on using Instyle's Hollywood Makeover -- it's the best thing ever! Simply upload a picture of yourself and you can try various brands of different types of make up in numerous shades. If you're a salon quality product whore (I know I am!) hit up your local Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Loehmann's. They carry all types of high-end haircare and skincare products for cheap.

Did I cover everything... oh, Plug-Ins!... Ditch the Plug-Ins! I have no idea WHY they are so expensive but even on sale w/ a coupon the nice ones that don't smell terrible can run you like $6 a pack. I suggest picking a concentrated Room Spray at Bath and Body Works or Pier 1. They retail at $5 and $6 respectively, and last forever. Unlike a Plug-In that runs all day, you just spray these when you need it. All it takes is a little spritz in each corner of the room and you're good for the rest of the day. I've had the same can for the past 3 years and it's still 1/2 full.

The most important thing is to de-stress as opposed to being in distress. Remember that you don't have to do EVERYTHING yourself, but even if you pick two things you can do at home that's a start, or alternate... I get spa pedi's maybe 3 times a year and then DIY in between.

I hope this helps you keep some ducats in your pockets!

- Cherry


7.23.2009

Dress-up: Bras and Big Bubbies!!

Size matters...

Today I'd like to tackle the topic of tatas, or more accurately what we house them in :) Did you know that 80% of women are wearing the wrong bra size? I did! I see it every day. It's a fashion tragedy. I've seen women of all shapes and sizes wearing terrible bras that ruin their outfit and give them an unflattering silhouette.

Finding the right size bra, and the right bra can be a long journey for some of us. I was 25 before I found out exactly what size bra I should wear. Being blessed with an ample bosom I'd been rocking a DD-DDD cup bra since 11th grade. When the cups still didn't fit right, I just kept increasing the band size. I found out a few years back, that was a no-no. I made a visit to NYC's La Petite Coquette for a bra fitting and went from wearing a 38DDD to a 34H. (Yes, chile an H!!!)

The change was dramatic. I looked 20lbs lighter instantly and felt that much more confident. I challenge every woman be you and A cup or an E to go get fitted for a bra. While I love Victoria's Secret, I suggest going to a specialty bra shop or to a high end department store like Nordstroms. Back in the day the sales associates at Vicki's used to be on point and were professionals, but nowadays I'm not trusting a college student who needs some extra $$$ to give me an accurate fitting.

Also let me clarify, my breasts aren't THAT ginormous. Some might disagree, but you must remember cup size is based on a ratio. I'm busty w/ a narrow torso so my cup size is larger. The cup on a 34 B is going to be smaller than the cup on a 38 B. All B cups are not the same size, nor are any other cup sizes. Each cup size is different depending on the band with. This is what causes a lot of size confusion. If you're wearing a 36 B and your bra rides up in the back, but the cups fit fine, then your band size is too large and you'd probably do better in a 34 C but not a 34 B. The cup on the 34 B will probably be too small.

Now some extra advice for my readers with overflowing cups...

A good bra is expensive. Sorry, but it's a fact. I haven't bought a bra for under $50 in several years. It sucks but it's a fact. I love Vicki, but she doesn't love me. My lady lumps unfortunately don't fit into Very Sexy bras. There will be no Semi-Annual Sale action for me, so what's a gal to do...

There are options!! High end dept. stores such as Nordstroms and Bloomingdales carry lines like Freya, Panache, and Chantelle who make frilly brassieres for busty bodies. A little birdie told me that select L'eggs Hanes Bali Playtex outlet stores carry Le Mystère bras (call ahead to find out). Big boobs on Broadway swear by Bratenders in NYC. They sell all types of specialty bras to make sure you look your best in any outfit.

For even more options I recommend Bravissimo. They're based in the UK but their selection is unmatched!! They not only sell bras, but also sell swimwear and clothing for busty people. I love this site because they recognize that busty doesn't = big girl. They have tops and dresses that are made for "curvy" women!

For domestic online shopping (for all bra sizes) I suggest Figleaves, Freshpair, and Bare Necessities. NOTE: before shopping online that u try on some bras in the store. US and UK bra sizes differ and it's good to see how a brand fits before putting out $$ for shipping.

I hope some of this info helps more women hold 'em high and proud... Whatever the size :)

7.21.2009

Toybox: Endless Pleasure

What is THAT!?!

I hosted a passion party for some friends this weekend and the above was what one inquiring mind wanted to know about today's sexy selection.

Endless Pleasure by California Exotics looks like it can provide just that. It's got everything but the kitchen sink! It looks like that ride that every kid is dying to get on. It has multiple vibration settings, rotates in two directions, features a row rotating pearls just below the tip, and moves back and forth at variable speeds. It has a humming bird for clitoral stimulation that is lightening fast and lives up to its moniker. The buttons light up and the toy glows like some sort of magical wand.

In addition to the dual intensity controls, this toy also features a "random" button for preprogrammed pleasure.

Retailing at $155, this is another one of those wishlist investment items, however if you're really interest, as always do your research for a bargain. A quick search showed prices as low as $99.

Now if only it could cuddle and make u breakfast...

7.17.2009

Freaky Friday: A Heart Shaped Box?

Does anyone around here speak Swedish?

Greetings from the land of Abba and oddly named furniture...

Swedish condom brand RFSU launched the site ShavethePussy.com in 2008 to promote their line of intimate shaving products. Sadly the English site had been shut down (mostly because they don't sell their products in the US) but their Swed site is still up. I don't speak Ikea but I know a hot mess when I see one. Please check out the "GALLERI" (second link on the bottom of their site). There are 801 pages of creative choncha cuts to choose from.

Please comment. I'd love to hear your thoughts lol!

7.15.2009

Bedtime Stories: OMG!















OMG
by KAJE©

During his lunch hour Craig had to make a quick trip over to the HR department to drop off a form. The HR department occupies a building about a quarter of a mile from the building in which Craig works.

After dropping the form off with HR, Craig rides the elevator down to the first floor. For the elevator ride down to the first floor Craig is joined by two men who are busy texting away on their phones. Craig allows them to get off the elevator first. He shakes his head as he watches them continue to text while walking off the elevator.

Craig is still shaking his head as he begins to step off the elevator. As he does he comes within inches of colliding with Ruth. Luckily Craig is able to stop in his tracks before colliding with what he now sees is a gorgeous woman standing in front of him.

Craig smiles, steps aside and begins to walk away from the elevator. As he does Craig says quietly to himself, “oh my god, I would love to make her scream.”

Craig then hears a female voice say, “excuse me, what did you say?”

He turns to Ruth who is walking alongside him. She must have changed her mind and decided not to get on the elevator. And it appears that she heard what he just muttered to himself.

Craig plays dumb. “What?”

“What did you just say?” Ruth asks.

“Nothing. I didn’t even know you were there. I didn’t say anything to you”, says Craig.

“I know you didn’t say anything to me. But you definitely said something about me”, Ruth responds.

Craig opens his mouth intending to continue his act of ignorance, but instead says, “I am very sorry. That was inappropriate of me to say. I didn’t realize you were near me. I was taken aback by you and blurted out like an idiot. Please accept my apology”, he says.

“What do you mean you were taken aback by me?” asks Ruth.

“I was focused on the techno geeks who were in the elevator with me. As a result I was not paying attention and I nearly ran into you. And then when I looked up I was stunned by how amazingly beautiful you are. And then I blurted out something inappropriate”, says Craig.

“Yes, I think you said, “oh my god, I would love to make her scream”. Did I hear you correctly? Is that what you said?” asks Ruth.

Craig doesn’t respond. He merely blushes and nods his head. Suddenly he realizes that this woman could be someone in the HR department and that he could be in serious trouble.

“You need to come with me”, Ruth says to Craig.

Not knowing what he has gotten himself into Craig follows her. Ruth leads Craig down a hallway adjacent to the elevator to a room that is marked “Conference”. She keys in a code to the touchpad lock and opens the door. Ruth then steps aside and allows Craig to enter the room first.

Ruth enters the room behind him. She is standing next to the light switch, but makes no attempt to turn on the light. The room is only lit by the light coming in from the hallway.

“Show me”, says Ruth.

“Excuse me. Show you what?” asks Craig.

“Show me that you can make me scream”, she says. Ruth then closes the door behind her as she steps toward Craig.

The room becomes totally dark except for the little slice of light underneath the door. However, that is enough light that Craig can still see how stunningly beautiful Ruth she is as she approaches him.

Craig pauses for a few seconds and then leans forward and lightly kisses her on the lips. He then takes her by the waist and lifts her up onto the table. Craig then helps her lay back. Ruth is now lying on her back on the table with her lower legs hanging over the end of the table.

Craig pulls a chair up to the table and sits down at the head of the long conference table. He positions himself between Ruth’s legs. He then takes hold of each of her ankles and rests them on the arms of the chair he is sitting in.

Craig then slides his hand up each of her bare legs. He massages her calves on his way upward. He then moves over her thighs as his hands continue their journey upward.

Craig takes hold of the edge of her skirt as his hands pass under it. He then pushes the front of her skirt up over her hips. The rear of her skirt remains underneath her ass. Craig’s fingers then hook each side of her lace panties and he begins to smoothly pull them down her legs.

She lifts her feet as Craig pulls the panties over each of her high heels. Ruth has been staring into Craig’s eyes the whole time and watches closely as he raises the panties to his nose and breathes in. Craig then slides the panties into his right pants pocket.

Craig then moves his hands to the sides of Ruth’s hips and begins moving her toward him. With her skirt underneath her ass on this freshly polished conference table Ruth glides as if she were on ice. Craig slides her up to the edge of the table so that the skirt underneath her ass hangs over the side. He replaces her feet on the arms of the chair. Her hips are at the very edge of the table right in front of his face.

Craig takes the tips of his index and middle finger from his left hand and lightly runs them through the small patch of closely trimmed pubic hair directly above her lips. He then slides those two fingers downward. Craig separates his fingers so that they go to the outside edge of her lips. His fingers barely touches her lips as he traces the outline of her pussy.

Craig’s fingers come together when he reaches the bottom. He then continues downward with those two fingers slicing between her amazingly tight ass cheeks. Craig feels Ruth jump slightly when one of his finger tips touch her asshole. Craig smiles to himself as the thought of entering her ass with something much more substantial than his finger crosses his mind.

Craig then lowers his mouth and moves his tongue to her skin. Craig’s tongue follows the path that his fingers just traced. He moves down the right side or her pussy until he reaches the space between her pussy and her ass. Craig then rubs his tongue over this space. In response Ruth arches her back and lifts her ass up slightly.

Craig then moves his tongue up the other side until her reaches her clit. He then uses his index finger and thumb from his left hand to reveal her clit. Then Craig slowly moves his tongue in a counterclockwise circle around her clit.

As his tongue circles her clit Craig for the first time hears a noise come from her. He is not sure whether it was a gasp or a sigh. However, either way it is clear to him that the noise represents pleasure.

Craig moves his tongue back down the right side. This time he uses his tongue to separate her outer lip. He moves more slowly as his tongue gently moves from side to side across the surface of her exposed right lip.

When he reaches the space between her pussy and ass, Craig once again pauses to run his tongue repeatedly over this area. He then begins to move back up the left side. As he does he parts the left lip the same way that he did the right lip. He also moves his tongue from side to side across the surface of the left lip.

As Craig’s tongue reaches the top he once again uses the thumb and index finger from his right hand to expose her clit. Just as he did before Craig moves his tongue around her clit in a counterclockwise motion. Although this time he circles her clit twice.

Now Craig slides the tip of his tongue down the middle of her lips. Craig applies a little pressure against her opening but makes no attempt to press his tongue inside.

After running his tongue over the space between her pussy and ass Craig once again moves upward. This time he adds even more pressure from the tip of his tongue. As he moves over her opening the tip of his tongue slightly penetrates Ruth. Craig hears another noise from her. This one is unmistakably a gasp. He smiles as he continues to move upward.

As Craig circles her clit three times he hears Ruth begins to pant. He knows she is ablaze from the touch of his tongue. He knows she won’t last much longer.

Craig moves his tongue back down. This time he uses the flat surface of his tongue to lick her all the way down. He then starts back up again licking her with the wide portion of his tongue. When he reaches her opening Craig presses his tongue deeply inside Ruth.

Ruth nearly comes off the table. She grabs the sides of the table and arches her back even higher. She then lifts her right leg off the arm of the chair and wraps it around the back of Craig’s head. As she does Craig continues to penetrate her with his full tongue.

Craig withdraws his tongue and moves back upward. As he finds Ruth’s clit again Craig slides the index finger and middle finger from his right hand all the way into her. She can take no more. She slaps the table with both her hands as an enormous tremor of orgasm begins to overtake her. As Craig repeatedly slides his two fingers deeply in and out of her, Ruth begins to scream, “oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD….”

After leaving the conference room Craig and Ruth walk silently toward the elevators. As they reach the elevators the doors to an elevator opens. Craig turns and looks at Ruth. She moves to the opening door and holds her hand against it to keep it from closing. She then steps into the elevator and moves her hand thereby allowing the door to start to close. Craig opens his mouth to speak but the door closes before he has a chance to ask her name.

As Craig turns and begins walking away he puts his right hand in his pants pocket. Craig smiles broadly as he pulls out Ruth's lace panties.

7.13.2009

Dress-up: Between the Sheets

Sometimes less is more.

We all know that most sexy lingerie ends up on the floor moments after it's revealed. One way to get more bang for your buck (pun definitely intended) is to put just as much thought into your bedding as you to your wardrobe. You wouldn't buy a shirt in an unflattering color so don't buy linens in a horrible hue. Everyone wants to look good naked and an easy way to do that is by selecting sheets that complement your coloring.

You also want sheets that feel sexy. I say skip the silky satins and stick with sateen cotton. High thread counts can be pricey but they're an investment. We spend 1/2 our lives in bed so pamper yourself.

Here are some good options:
Affordable - Home 600tc Sheets by Target in Rust; $30 - 80
Ballerific - Bicolor Sheets by Frette in Ivory/Yellow; $945 (yes I HAVE slept in these and they are instantaneously moisture inducing)

7.12.2009

Toybox: Elise

Silent, but deadly...

Horror story 1: It's 2am, you're too horny to sleep and neither hand is quite doing the job. You reach for a toy but at this oh so silent hour of the night it sounds more like a buzz saw than a bullet.

Horror story 2: "Mmmmmm... oooooooh... yes... almost... WHAT THE F!?!?!" (vibrator slows to a slow rumble and then gives out) "Great! What else in this house has AA batteries?!"

Both situations suck (sadly not literally)!

Here's a solution: The Elise

This pretty purple pleasure giver is one of the more reasonably priced items available from the bougie skanks over at Lelo. With a retail price of $169, I know I may get a few side-eyes for calling this "reasonably priced" but in comparison to her $10,500, 18k gold-plated cousin Inez; Elise is a cheap date.

What makes her worth it?
  1. A moaner not a screamer... Elise is whisper quiet.
  2. Plug it in... it has a rechargeable ion battery and comes with an AC adapter.
  3. You break it, they fix it... if you've ever broken a great toy (hey, it happens) you know how awesome a 1yr warranty is.
  4. Double your pleasure... there are two separate vibrating points in the shaft that work in harmony to deepen your experience.
  5. The bitch is fly... look how sleek and smooth she is; classy not trashy!

5.12.2009

Bedtime Stories: Night Shift













Night Shift

She sat at her desk at work, bored to tears. It was her first midnight shift at the inbound call centre and she had quickly realized why no one ever enthusiastically volunteered to work this time slot. A co-worker had just informed her that only two or three calls per employee came in each night. She silently cursed herself for not bringing a book or one of those Sudoku puzzles everyone was buzzing about. She fidgeted with the items on her desk, arranging her pens and other office supplies into a neat row. 

She had only recently started working at the centre, as a means of escaping the retail hell she had previously been tied to for employment. She was thrilled to finally have a desk to herself and to be able to wear all of the cute business suits she had acquired over the years. She looked particularly good this evening, her short skirt accentuating her long legs and hugging her curves in all the right places. The camisole and jacket she wore highlighted the fullness of her firm breasts, and her dark brown hair framed her delicate face. 

Eventually she got bored of arranging her desk and began to look around the office. Besides the co-worker that had told her about the lack of work on the midnight shift, there weren't too many other people around. Then she noticed someone sitting at a desk in the corner of the centre nearest to her. It was hard to tell from a distance, but he appeared to be quite good-looking. He must have felt her staring at him because he turned around suddenly and looked at her. He was gorgeous. Dark with soulful eyes, he was classically handsome. His full, delicious lips broke into an amazing smile. She flashed a smile back at him, feeling the wetness between her legs intensify. Who was this attractive, sexual man? 

* * * * * * * *

He found himself staring at a beautiful woman. Working another boring midnight shift, he had suddenly felt as though someone was looking at him. He had turned around to see what he assumed was one of the newly hired employees. She was striking. He longed to run his hands through her hair or underneath the short black skirt she wore. She had that curvy shape that he loved on women and he felt himself begin to stir at the thought of touching her naked body. He shook his head and looked away from her. Inter-office sexcapades were a big no-no. Still, he couldn't help but wonder...

* * * * * * * *

She found herself overtaken with longing for this intense man. She wondered if it would be wrong to try to initiate some sort of a sexual encounter with him. It had been so long since she had gotten a good fucking, the kind of fucking that a guy like this one looked more than able to provide. With a sudden burst of confidence, she inconspicuously slipped her panties off underneath the desk and slipped them into an envelope with a note. She walked by his desk and dropped the package in his lap. She winked at him and walked away. Now it would be up to him...

* * * * * * * *

He starred after the woman in disbelief. He picked up the envelope from his lap and peeked inside. He grew hard instantly when he saw that the envelope contained her lacy black thong. It was as though she had read his mind. He noticed that there was a note as well:

Bored on the job? Meet me in the women's washroom by the lounge and I 

can guarantee that your night will be anything but dull...



He gulped. Was this beautiful woman really offering him sex at work? He had never done something so risky before, but it had always been a secret fantasy of his. Ah, what the hell, he thought. He got up and casually walked to the lounge area. No one was around as he slipped into the women's washroom. He found her there, a sensual smile forming on her soft pink lips as he entered the room. He stood there, motionless except for his huge cock which was throbbing in anticipation of fucking her. She walked up to him and reached behind him to lock the door to the restroom. She pressed close to him as she did so, groping his package with her free hand. He groaned.

"I'm..." he started to say as she cut him off with a hard kiss. This woman meant business!

* * * * * * *

She couldn't believe she was being so bold. There was something about this guy, though. She needed to feel him inside of her. She had grabbed him as she locked the bathroom door behind them and the grope had confirmed her suspicions. His dick was long and thick and harder than a rock for her tight, wet pussy. She felt like a dirty little slut and loved it. Shoving him against the wall, she began kissing him even harder as he ran his hands through her hair. She pressed her huge breasts against his firm chest and kneaded his ass with her hands. He began to kiss and nibble her neck. She moaned with pleasure, digging her nails into his back. She quickly unbuttoned his shirt and began to lick and suck on his nipples while he touched her longingly...

* * * * * * *

He was overwhelmed. This sexy slut was sure doing a number on him. Everything she was doing to him was turning him on intensely. He gasped for air as she undid his pants expertly and pulled out his thick cock. She wrapped her lips around its swollen head and teased it with her tongue. It was almost too much to handle. He grabbed her hair as she took his cock all the way into her wet, warm mouth and fondled his balls. She pumped his cock deeper and deeper into her throat. He felt as though he might explode. She looked up at him with eyes that said, "Fuck me now!" He pulled her off his cock and grabbed her breasts as she moaned in ecstasy. He hiked up her skirt and pushed his pants down to his ankles. Pressing her up against the wall, he drove his cock into her. She stifled a scream of pleasure as he savored the feeling of her hot, wet tightness around his huge member...

* * * * * * * *

She felt herself on the brink of a powerful orgasm. The feeling of this guy's hard dick her pussy was like nothing she had ever felt before. He pumped her hard and called her his dirty little slut, which only made her hornier. She grabbed fistfuls of his shirt as he fucked the hell out of her. 

"I'm going to come!" she screamed, as he pushed her over the edge and she exploded. He continued to fuck her with strong, hard thrusts for a few more seconds before he shot a huge load of cum into her sopping wet pussy. 

They leaned against the wall as they caught their breath afterwards, eyes glittering with satisfaction. They put their clothes back on and exited the restroom quietly.

As he winked at her and walked away, she thought to herself that midnight shifts at work weren't so bad after all.

5.10.2009

Toybox: OhMiBod

Slave to the rhythm...

Ladies, ever heard a song that it made you quiver in all the right places?  Fellas, do you have a playlist you think can make any woman drop her panties?  Are you so obsessed with your ipod that you've fantasized about getting intimately acquainted with it?  If your answer is yes then oh boy do I have the toy for you!

Introducing:  The OhMiBod

Bump an iHome or those Bose headphones... I think this little white wand is the best ipod accessory out there.  Simply plug this vibrator into your ipod and it turns your playlist into pulsating pleasure.  The wand contains an audio enabled integrated microchip which lets it to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. How awesome is that?!?!

I think this toy is genius!  Shame on apple for not thinking of this first.  I did some web searching and saw it prices as low as $52.

My suggestion... download David Banner's Play, and jam out with your clam out!!!

5.08.2009

Freaky Friday: Grady Wilson's Put The Fire Back

Two words:  The Bumblebee!

Some of you may have seen this before, but I thought this SNL skit was hilarious.  Men... take notes, ladies... start stretching, everyone... prepare to be SCHOOLED by Grady Wilson as he demonstrates his love making techniques that are guaranteed to "knock it out!":



5.06.2009

Ask Cherry: Sweat It Out?

Hi Cherry,
 
I've often heard men say they are very turned off when their women come to bed with a bonnet or scarf on their head.  As a Black woman with relaxed hair, it is very important that my hair is neatly wrapped before my head hits the pillow.  Now what am I to do?  I don't want to turn my man off, but I spend too much money on regular visits to the salon to just blow my hair maintenance.  How do you suggest I handle this situation?  And is there a sexy alternative to the scarf or bonnet?
 
Sincerely,
 
Trying To Make It Last

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Dear Trying To Make It Last,

The first thing you need to do is be realistic... you and him.  There's no way you're gonna be able to jump in bed every night, hair free, and then wake up looking like the latest cover of Magazine... it ain't gon' happen.  You can however meet a man 1/2 way.  Here are a few tips:

  • Schedule things out- If you get your wig tightened every Saturday then Fridays night should be "Hair-Free" night.  If you're like me and you only go to the hairdresser (or do your do yourself) ever other week, if it's not touch up time you don't mind rocking a ponytail or a hair clip for a day, give him two scarfless nights
  • Step your game up- If you're gonna wear a scarf to bed and won't be sleeping alone, wear a nice scarf (i.e., no bandanas... which you shouldn't wear anyways, cotton is terrible on your hair, but that's another post).  You know how you wear a fly scarf to the beach, do the same when you head to bed.  I'm not saying you have to put a layer of Pucci between you and the pillow, but hit up the thrift store, get a pretty/fashionable scarf, something that complements your coloring, and when it gets greasy wash it or toss it and cop a new one
  • Accessorize- In addition to a nicer scarf, try sleeping in a small pair of earrings, and throw on some lip gloss before bed.  It can make a world of difference and make you look less like a cancer patient.  Also, that bit of gloss prevent AM chapped lips
  • Highlight Your Best Assets- Mean are easily distracted.  Wear something that will draw his attention away from your head... in other words, no oversized, holey t-shirts w/ head scarves.
  • Make a Deal- Most stores have a policy of "you break it, you bought it"... so can you!  Men are jackasses and most get off on fucking up your hairdo.  I think money to fix your hair is a great alternative to a scarf
  • Get Even- If your man has cornrow, next time he sleeps over w/ fresh braids, get on top one night and rub his head all in the pillow... fuzz them bad boys up and see how he likes having to get newly laid hair redone
I think these suggestions can help the situation, but at the end of the day a scarf should not be a deal breaker.  While you shouldn't go to bed looking like a leper, he shouldn't expect you to look picture perfect 24/hrs a day.  If you make an effort and he keeps bitching, kick his bitchass to the curb!

- Cherry

Bedtime Stories: In The Heat













In The Heat
taken from Shades of Love

The heat was unforgiving that evening.  The sun dangled in the sky almost refusing to descend, refusing to set.  It’s 7:45, and the thermometer reads 92.  I’m not sure if that heat-wave broke a record today, but that day heat certainly broken me.  My hair stuck to the nape of my neck, like wet silk, while beads of sweat ran slowly down my forehead, stinging my eyes. 

After thirty minutes or so, the sun had finally lost all its fight and was setting upon the horizon, transforming the skies into delicate pastels of purple and pink hues. I sat on the porch steps looking out over the beach, and all its seclusion, grateful for the evening’s relief. This was my evening ritual, to watch the sunset and enjoy the soothing tones of the oceans serenade.  A shy wind began to gently pick up from the west, cooling my brow and forcing a smile.  I opened my legs to let the cool breeze blow up my cotton dress, and quench the stickiness between my legs, with hopes of pacifying that building yearning feeling of horniness that often comes with sweat and heat.

Tye wasn’t due back to the beach house for another week, which meant I was alone, and at the moment, feeling very sexually repressed.  While the breeze teased my sensations, I drifted in thought about the way Tye touched me in just he right places, the way he made me tingle with excitement when he said my name.

Hmmm… I’m starting to feel aroused. I’ll knew I’d never last the night like this.

I got up and headed to the bedroom. The house had somewhat cooled with the smooth flowing ocean breeze.  It felt good, but it was still stifling.  Inside the bedroom was even hotter; I guess I’ll have to do this on the porch.  Well, what’s the sense in having a private beach if I can’t enjoy it? I reached into the bottom drawer of my nightstand, and pulled out my little friend “Dexter”. Dexter satisfied my sexual desires on those lonely nights when Tye was away.  I turned him on to test the batteries.  The whine of the motor made me smile, thinking of a battery commercial.

They keep going, and going, and going…

Heading back to the porch steps, I carefully surveyed the area for trespassers; nothing but quiet sand and the tall grass dancing in the wind.  Perfect.

 I got comfortable in my chair as I turned on Dexter, and straddled my legs against the railing of the porch steps.   Suddenly swept by a feeling of paranoia; I carefully scanned the area again.  Sorry, no shows tonight fella’s.  Feeling that the coast was clear, I felt it was time to let my vibrator do what it was meant to do. I leaned my head so far back I could hardly swallow, and teased my clit until I could feel moisture on the seat cushion. My fingers were drenched in activity, as I moaned without reservation.  Pinching my nipples as hard I could take, as my hips gyrated in the air, making wet sloppy sounds, I buried Dexter deep inside me and grinded it so hard, I thought I would crush it.  I could feel my walls agree with contraction as they vibrated with waves of so much intensity, I could feel the tears run down my cheeks.
Thank god, I’m a woman.

As I collapsed in the chair, with heavy breath after such a workout, entranced in my relief, I was awakened by the sound of a twig snap.  I opened my eyes and tried to focus on the blur shape of a man standing about a yard away, simply watching me.  I hurriedly got up, and almost ran back to the house completely embarrassed.  The man began come closer and into the light.  As he came to vision I could see it was my next door neighbor from the next beach over.  I had often seen him around town when Tye and I went in for supplies.  He always had a smile and something pleasant to say.  To this day, I could not tell you what it was, but in the moon light, that night, he was gorgeous, and instead of going in the house I just stood there.  My god, I was still having orgasms. I could feel the warm sticky cum slowly seeping down my legs.

We just stood there, the three of us; Dexter who was still vibrating, the silent neighbor who was still watching and myself, who was still cummin’. 

I couldn’t take my eyes off him, locked a moment of animalistic heat, and devil may care desire. My clit is literally twitching, and he’s just standing there.  Finally, I guess having mustered his courage; he approached me as I sat on the porch chair, vibrator still in hand. He looked at my vibrator, then at me and smiled.  I smiled a weak smile then opened my mouth to say something; he put his finger to my mouth to quiet me.  My nostril flared at the distinct smell of spit, and fresh cum on his fingers. Now I am completely turned

You naughty boy, you been watching me and jerking off.

Before he could remove finger, I softly rubbed my cheek against it, and found it still moist and sticky.  With one long stroke of my tongue, I licked his finger and savored his remnants. Now self-assured of my invitation, he gently took the vibrator out of my hand, knelt down in front of me and spread my legs.  Then, with expertise he slowly slid Dexter deep between my legs grazing my G-Spot.  I gripped the chair tightly and moaned at my own insanity, as I felt myself flowing in streams and my pussy lips gripped Dexter tighter with each passing thrust.  As his wrist brushed against my inner thighs between thrusts, I could feel my cum totally soaking his wrists. 

Oh my god, six orgasms… I can’t take anymore.

He kept working my Dexter in me, until I could no longer control myself. In frenzy I grabbed his face and kissed him hungrily. There is no better orgasm, than one sealed with a kiss.  As my tongue lashed about in his mouth, the feeling of his tongues thickness had me juicier than ever.  I wanted it inside of me. 

As if he had read my mind, he cupped my face with his hands as he pulled away from me.  I assume that he was jerking off, while fingering me, because I smelled my cum on one hand, and his cum on the other.  At last he spread my legs and began to devour me throwing me into hair-pulling ecstasy.  In all my life, I have never had my clit licked so perfectly.  I grabbed his head and suffocated him within me, smearing him with hot cum.  He dove in deeper, and I grinded down hard as hard as I could to push every ounce of cum out and onto his face or into his mouth.  After licking me clean, he began shaking uncontrollably. He arose from me, turned and shot an unbelievably long stream of cum onto the beach. His hands were moving so fast that they were no more than a blur.

When he was done he extended his cum-drenched hand to me, motioning for me to rise from the chair.  He came so hard he literally had cum dripping from his hand.  Before rising, I studied his soaked hand for a moment, and caught one of the drops with my finger before it fell.  He smiled as I tasted his cum’s thick milk-shake like texture and sweet/salty flavor.

We kissed passionately for what seemed like hours, with the roar of the ocean filling our ears with fantasy and passion.  The type of passion you are told about as a teen, you look for as an adult, and long to remember when you’re old. 

All of the sudden the ocean stopped roaring, and there was nothing but a deafening silence and darkness.  I then awakened from my dream and opened my eyes to reveal, that I was still straddled in the chair, and the copper top batteries in Dexter had just died.  Oh well, but that was one hellacious dream.

Keep going, and going… My ass.

I’m glad Tye is coming home early.