Toybox: JeJoue SaSi

A toy with a memory?

While I'm still skeptical about the Sqweel, one new "head simulation" product I am enthused about is the SaSi by JeJoue.

Sasi is infact sassy! JeJoue has developed a toy that is sleek and understated, yet brilliant. This aesthetically pleasing piece of technology is shaped to be physically pleasing as well. It's curved shape allows it to cradle your girlie parts. Like many other top-selling, high-end toys, Sasi is made from soft body-safe silicone, it's rechargeable, virtually noiseless, comes with it's own stand, and comes in variety of colors that would look great on any bedside table.

So what makes this toy special? Two things... a brain and a nubbin. Yes, a nubbin! There is a pea sized nub on the inside curve of the device that recreates the sensation of a tongue. It vibrates, pulses, and moves in several patterns. The nubbin can also move at different speeds and in different directions at the click of a button. This is one of those things that I can show you better than I can tell you... here's a demonstration (SFW). I've exaggerated a little bit... SaSi doesn't have a brain, it's more like a memory. SaSi has a "learn" function that allows it to remember the patterns and motions that you like.

SaSi is a luxury item, retailing at $250, however most online toy retailers are selling it for around $149.99, which is a pretty steep discount. It might just make my birthday shopping list ;o)

P.S. - Yes fellas THIS is a toy worthy of your envy... I suggest staging a competition, I'm sure your girl would be quite a willing judge.

Freaky Friday: The Sqweel

I love a good toy, however... something about this one makes me uncomfortable o_O:

Ask Cherry: Why Won't My Girl ______?

Ayo Cherry,

Why won't women touch peen in public?

Thanx!

- One-eyed Monster

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Dear Mr. Monster,

I get questions quite frequently from men who are curious as to why their girl won't do "x" or why are women so against doing "xxx"? The easy answer... it's your approach. I know it sounds like a cop out, but approach has a heck of a whole lot to do with it, however it's not quite that simple...

Here's some insight on sexual taboos and how to tackle them:

1. The Bottom Line... no woman wants to feel like a hoe or be made to feel like one. Be it your SO or your JO, be they hoein' or not, nobody wants to be labeled as one. There are so many sexual behaviors that are labeled as deviant... ESPECIALLY among Black people. Rap videos/lyrics, porn, and quick to judge big mouths reinforce stereotypes about what kind of women participate in certain sex acts. Many woman simply lack the confidence in themselves, or confidence in YOU to step out of the box. Which brings me to number two...


2. Stop being such a judger! Yes, YOU! Stop judging women. When you make a judgement of one woman in front of other women, intentional or not, you're setting boundaries and giving tells about your biases about women and how they comport themselves. Example... you and a date go out to dinner and you make a joke about the waitresses "tramp stamp". YOU JUDGER LOL! You've decided this chick is a hoe just cause of where her tattoo is. Do you know how effed up that is? You might be joking but I bet you there are hundreds of women out there who purposely didn't get a lower back tattoo because they don't want to be seen as a hoe. In fact, your date is probably thinking "glad I decided to get that too on my shoulder."


3. Stop being so judgemental... Yeah I said it twice! Many of the assumptions made about how and where women learn sex tricks are stupid. Also, stop equating sexual performance with promiscuity. That's just fuzzy math! Some women are more hesitant to admit that they are curious or want to try something outside the "norm" because they're worried about the impression it will make and what it will "say" about them.


4. Try having a dialogue about it... not a debate, a dialogue. I'm sure your girl/boo/wife/JO/bottom bitch/etc knows whatever that lascivious thing is that you'd like to try. You've probably joked about it, or dropped hints about it if you haven't just straight out asked her about it. If she's shot you down without an explanation try to talk it out. Don't interrogate her, but find a relaxed moment to bring it up and ask what her aversion is to said activity. Like I said earlier it's about approach. If you show you are willing to hear her out, she might just hear you out.


5. Make it about you... meaning the two of you and not about the act. What's in it for her? What's in it for you? If you do talk about it, explain why you think she'll enjoy it, what about it excites you, what you'll do to accommodate and reassure her if she has some boundaries she isn't flexible on or has some insecurities keeping her from participating. I'm not suggesting you coerce her, and don't just make up some ish. Be honest!


6. As you try out the new, don't forget the old... just because she finally let you come in the back door doesn't mean that's now the only entrance to the house. If she agreed to be bound that doesn't mean she wants to spend every night in knots. If the beats were good before the remix you have to make sure you don't forget the original. Women like to be admired as sexual beings not used like sex objects. Your (insert title) wants you to be excited about them and not just what you can do with/to her. In other words... do it but don't overdo it. You wanted to take a trip to Naughtyville and your partner was down for a weekend visit. If you want to uproot and move there, that requires a second conversation.


7. After it's all said and done... don't be a dick! If a woman does decide to indulge one of your fantasies don't then start looking at her sideways cause she was willing to do it. There are a lot of us that get off on seeing our partner well... get off. Don't go getting insecure and start questioning her virtue. Just because a woman does something with you doesn't mean she does that with everybody. Sexual encounters are different with each partner. The way you connect with each intimate partner is different. A cologne that smells good on you won't smell the same on the next dude; same with sex. If a woman decides to expand her sexual boundaries with you remember that she is making herself vulnerable to you and for you. To encourage her to continue this you need to reassuring and supportive... no Monday morning quarterbacking!

Every woman is different and depending on what you're trying to uh... accomplish, you might not need to heed all of my suggestions. One last piece of advice is that there's no need to be a complete emo cat about this. Walk lightly and carry a big stick. ::pause::

I wish you and your third-eye luck!

- Cherry

Cherry Speaks: SBF ISO WW

No, not white woman, wing woman...

Lately I've found myself without a good wing woman. Like her counter part the wingman, the wing woman can be vital to your success on any given outing.

Here are some key things to keep in mind when you're on wing woman duty:

• Be open to different types of venues - Why must we only go to restaurant/lounges? Bars are SO much more fun! At a bar you can dress down yet still be cute and comfortable. Bars also have less pretense. Let go of your "cool" and instead of being so "chill" let's let loose a bit and have... well... FUN!

• Stop mean mugging! - The point of our outing is to meet people (read men). That's never gonna happen if you throw a dirty look at every man who walks up. If you're not interested, I might be. He might not be Idris in the face but maybe if we let him open his mouth we might hear something we like. It won't hurt if we entertain a conversation for a few seconds. If nothing else at least look at me and get a co-sign before throwing the side-eye.

• Drama Queens need not apply - If you can't go out without falling apart at the first inconvenience then you can't be on the team. Shit happens! There wasn't enough dressing on your salad at lunch, you chipped your nail walking out the door... that doesn't need to ruin the evening. It may take a while to find a park, the line might be long... BE EASY!

• Don't be cheap! - Brace yourself... you may have to buy yourself more than one drink :: flinch :: You might even have to pay a cover (gasp!!) Sometimes you have to put out. Every chick out there is looking for a free event. If you want to swing the male to female ratio in our favor, then we can't always go to the free event that every heifer in town is checking for.

• Drink things that come in pitchers - Do you know how much cheaper a pitcher of what's on tap is than that fru-fru essence of fru cocktail you just ordered? If you wanna be economical, this is the way to do it. Also, a pitcher is an easy way of "buying a guy a drink" without breaking your pockets. If you're not down for tricking a little money on a man, try taking the pressure off of a guy and ask "do you want to just split a pitcher?"

Can you live by this code? Tired of rolling dolo? Do you feel trapped in a fluke crew? If you're in the DC area and wanna go bar hoopin' hit a sista up!

**NEWS BULLETIN: I've jumped on the formspring bandwagon! I've even added a nice new widget on the top right of the page, so go ahead... ask me anything - http://formspring.me/MsVirtuocity

Dress-up: F*ck Me Pumps

I LOVE SHOES. I think I like shoes almost as much as I love sex.

When it comes to dressing up to take it off shoes can make the outfit.

I know that some men could care less when it comes to lingerie and costumes but this isn't about them, this is for you ladies. Personally I just feel sexier in heels. They boost your bedroom bravado and nothing looks better on a woman than confidence. Not convinced yet?... Did you know heels make you look thinner, your legs look longer and leaner, and your booty look higher...

From an economic standpoint shoes can be a very inexpensive way to step-up dress-up game. There's no need to go for red soles. My suggestion is to check out Snaz75. They have a wide variety of styles and sizes (up to size 12+ in most styles) at some of the lowest prices I've seen on the web.

In terms of what type of shoe I have three suggestions:

• The Executive: This shoe can blend pretty seamlessly into most corporate wardrobes. It works in front of and behind closed doors. If you're single rocking these will garner you a few extra head turns and a maybe a free drink of two at happy hour. If you're coupled up, I suggest pairing these with a teddy or garter stockings under your normal nine to five gear and slowly stripping down for that special someone once you're off the clock (or on the clock... office doors w/ locks have a purpose).

5" Pointed Toe Platform * CATWALK-11 $22.99

• The Alter Ego: It's always fun to pick up a pair of more costumey heels. Select something that complements your pillow personality. If your alter's name was Cherry for example, you might go with these:

5 3/4" Platform Pump * TEEZE-13 $59.99

• The Street Walker: I wouldn't wear them every night (unless you're workin... JOKES!) but every now and then when you're feeling like being a little slutty, these will definitely get your man's attention and get his man AT attention and he'll know it's gonna be a porntastic sloppy BJ kinda night.

5 1/2" Stiletto * ALLURE-609 $34.99

Put it on, turn out the light

s, and take it all off... well... leave on the shoes ;)

Toybox: Sex in the Shower

112 said it best:

"we can do it in the shower..."

You can have all types of fun in a shower

(just ask 50) but why not kick it up a notch with some fun products from Sex in the Shower.

Their Single & Dual Locking Suction Handles and Single Locking Foot Rests help provide the leverage you need to maximize your underwater performance. This company has a little something for everyone and offers a selection of vibrating sponges, soaps and waterproof toys that you can throw in the mix. They even have a deck of position cards to help inspire your shower room romps. One item I think I'll be adding to my shopping list are the Velcro Suction Handcuffs. ::puts bones back in closet::

The handles and foot rests range in price from $12.95-$19.99 making them a very affordable option. The cuffs will cost you a few extra bucks retailing at $30.

**SEX SAFETY NOTE: Water is the anti-lubricant. It can morph Billie Ocean into Sahara Jones. When picking up your toys be sure to grab a bottle of silicone based lube (water based will get watered down in the shower... DUH). It'll keep you in the groove and out of the ER (yeah, ER... dry strokin=friction burns #epicfail)

Poetry Corner: Sacrilegious

After all that talk about head over at SingleBlackMale yesterday I got to thinking about a poem I wrote a few years ago. Yeah, I'm being a lazy blogger by posting just this but it was on my mind and I thought you guys would like it... Enjoy!:

Sacrilegious

Have you ever worshiped at a man's temple?

Lit the candles of his alter with your tongue,

Been obedient to his will,

Whispered your secret prayers in his ears,

Let your ecstasy flow and cleanse him like holy waters,

Taken his communion,

Have you ever given of yourself fully and selflessly as an offering,

Sang hymns of praise as he filled you and felt his spirit?

I am zealous.

I am devout.

I am a lover.

Are you?

Ask Cherry: 2010 The Break-Up (Why Not a Whore revisited)

This year I'm doing things a little different. Today it's less "Ask Cherry" and more Cherry telling you how it is lol. I've decided not to let format interfere with my message...

2010 has OFFICIALLY become the "Year of the Break-up" I've seen relationships falling apart left and right. If Brad and Angelina can't make it, who's gonna marry my crazy sexy, cool ass? Year after year I watch my girls and other women fall prey to the same old nonsense and so recent an old blog I wrote and then reposted many Cherry moons ago on other blog sites keeps ringing in my ears. It's been on my heart for a week or so. I guess that means I'm supposed to share it again so here it is with some updates... Enjoy!:

I dunno if you watch Nip/Tuck, but a few years ago they had a PHENOMENAL episode that really shined a bright light on my life and a lie I'd been living. You know how sometimes a show can like illustrate your worst fear, or maybe show you a truth you didn't wanna know... yeah, it was one of those episodes.

Dr. Christian Troy, plastic surgeon... for those unfamiliar with the show (why aren't you watching?!?! GET WITH IT!) he's the guy every man wants to be: super arrogant, crazy cocky, paid out the ass, completely pampered. He's always finds himself in some ridiculous sexual escapade. He's had mother/daughter threesomes, foursomes, co-eds, milfs, muff divers, name it he's been there. He's also the biggest jack ass you've ever seen. He slept w/ a big girl but made her wear a bag on her head... no literally I big brown paper bag... Yup he's the type of guy all women fall for at one time or another.

So, he's had this off and on relationship with this chick Kimber who's an off and on porn star. They're both equally fucked up, but somehow Christian always manages to screw Kimber over. Every time she leaves him and kinda gets her life together, he squirms his way back in. They've been engaged, married, and everything in between. He always goes in on this whole long thing about being in love with her and how he wasn't for monogamy but could be with her, "you complete me" the whole shpeel. Then about two episodes later he always manages to shit on that commitment.

One season Kimber REALLY got it together. Okay, so she's become a scientologist... BUT she was content with her life.

Christian on the other hand fell in love with this one chick then fucked it all up by being his jack ass self. So what does he do next...

That's right, he runs right to Kimber's house... no literally the same damn day. He shows up drunk off his ass and looking pitiful. So of course she lets him in.

He says he needs her help. He figured maybe if Scientology helped her then maybe it will work for him. He said all the things that sounded like he was ready to make a change in his life. He was so helpless and in need. Then he pushed up on her, gave her the "I know you want me. Don't you still think about me?...blah, blah, talk panties off, blah"

So Kimber gives in, they're having stapelton sex...

Cut to after. Kimber is lounging all happy on the couch. She walks to the bedroom and slides into the nook, looking all fulfilled and happy and says "let's just lock ourselves in and order takeout and make love all weekend", Christian says no, he has to go to work. Kimber makes a second offer to meet up with him at her church.

Christian gets up to get dressed and says "are you fucking kidding me? I'm not going to some wacko bullshit!" She gets that confused look like "but you said..."

Here's the priceless part:

Christian cuts her off, "I said what I always say... whatever it takes to get laid." (jack ass smirk on face)

Kimber retorts, "How can you be so cruel! Why come to me?!?!? Why not just fuck one of your whores!!!!?!?!?"

His response (this made me cringe), "Whores?, they just give you their body. I needed more than that. I needed to feel like the most important thing in the world. So I came to you."

She then proceeded to smack the shit out of him and he kinda laughed her off and threw her on the bed and walked out...

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Now, most dudes have NO WHERE NEAR the balls to say some shit like that and be that straight forward and blunt with someone...

HOWEVER, damned if that shit didn't ring true some where. I actually had to change the channel cause it really disturbed me. I had to stop and think... is that why me?

I've had so many of my female friends come to me with "why?"

Why did he lie?

Why does he play with my feelings?

Why does he always come back to me if he doesn't want to be with me?

If he had a girl, was in love with her, was not interested, was not feeling me, if I wasn't the one, if I wasn't his type, if I wasn't x, y, or z?

Is it because we loved them? Is it because we made them feel loved and they knew we'd give it to them without knowing for sure we'd get it in return? Are they just using us?

And though I know it's been said a million times, a million ways, seeing it like that... it was never truer.

... damn.

In 2010 I've made myself a promise to never again be the victim of men who are emotional vampires. Yep, VAMPIRES. They will suck you dry and leave you for dead. We can't blame it all on them either. I've gone right up to Dracula's crypt in my best stilettos, opened a vein and yelled "take me now!" We have to start being emotionally responsible. You know that nucca is FULL OF SHIT! STOP IT!

If a dude asks you to do something that sounds irrational, DON'T DO IT!!! He wants you to fly home w/ him to some island and meet his momma but doesn't want to define your relationship... get that man's fangs out of your heart and WALK AWAY! His gramma dies and he calls you and not his girlfriend and wants to come cry on your coochie couch... say I'm sorry for your loss and LOCK YOUR DOORS!! I'm not saying it's all your fault but there is nothing you or I or any anyone else can do to turn a boy into a man and get him to stand on his own two feet emotionally (yeah I said it!).

We can only control our actions so in 2010, I say let's get on trend and break-up! I'm all for it! I'm all for the end of situationships, giving too many benefits to dudes who are posing as your friend, and being the emotional cornerstone to man whose house you can't even spend the night in.

Now, let's hear some comments people! I want the good the bad and the ugly. Do you agree? Men, you're thoughts? I know you're reading, I get your emails but let's make this interactive. Get yourself and pseudonym and get to commenting!!!

- Cherry

Toybox: Hot Seat

Are you a rider?

I'm the type of woman who feels like it's not really sex if you don't break a sweat. Toy play can be fun but sometimes it lacks a bit of "action". Now, I'm not a 100% sure why the good folks over at Pipedream decided to place this toy in their Fetish Fantasy Series, nevertheless, if you're looking to get physical then the Hot Seat may just be for you.

Retailing at appx. $30, whether playing solo or putting on a show for a willing audience of one (or two... hey I'm not judging) the Hot Seat will allow you to get your cowgirl on. This cushioned inflatable (as with some men, it'll requires some inflating before it's action ready) seat is topped off with a firm jelly multi-speed dong. The seat comes equipped with EZ gripped handles so that you can bear down and really ride.

On top not your thing?... For those who are reluctant riders or are looking to improve their jockeying skills, the Hot Seat might be the perfect thing to help you train your quads, perfect your riding posture, and sweeten your swerve.

Saddle up and ride out! ;)

Freaky Friday: Cuddle Buddy?

Blame it on the Fahrvergnügen...

I always thought that the Japanese had the market cornered when it came to robots and weird sex toys, but it appears I was mistaken. Have you ever seen those pillows that are shaped like a person? Well Stefan Ulrich, a German Designer has taken that concept to a-whole-nother-level... a level that I am personally uncomfortable with.

He has conceptualized what he calls the Funktionide. He describes it on his website as "an autarkic amorph object whose intention is to provide the user with a atmosphere of presence thus counteracting the feeling of loneliness"...

... yeah I didn't know what that meant either. Good thing he had a video to explain. Or maybe it's not such a good thing. You tell me: (Yes, this IS safe for work!)

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

Ask Cherry: Theme Song

I don't know what's going on in 2009, but it seems to me like I keep having conversations where women are just feeling down about themselves and dating. Everyone seems to feel like they just can't find a "good man" and I see a lot of women giving in to their insecurities and loosing their confidence.

My solution... THEME MUSIC!!

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Everyone should have theme music! Remember in The Best Man when Morris Chestnut walks into the club and everyone's panties got all moist?... it wasn't because he was suddenly fine. He looked just like he did walking in the club on that show he had w/ Patti Labelle (forgot about that show didn't you... lol). What he had was theme music. It takes you to another level.

Now I'm not suggesting that you walk around with your Blackberry on speaker, announcing your presence as you go to and fro. What that external sound did for Mr. Chestnut's outward appearance your internal soundtrack and do for your internal glow.

Remember Ally McBeal?... Her therapist suggested she get a theme song and when she found the right song this happened.

It may sound silly to some, but my personal theme puts an extra bounce in my step and makes me feel empowered. I suggest a theme that is not only epic and stadium worthy, I also suggest one that's sexy.

ps... when you do find someone special, try sexing to your theme music... it's a good look... TRUST ME ;)

Bedtime Stories: Handcuffs Anyone?

Handcuffs Anyone?

by papaya_lynne©

My fantasy the other night (about you and I, my bed and your cuffs) was us celebrating the success of my vow by ordering in dinner and watching a movie…and then you asking if you could kiss me.

You said it would just be a kiss…but knowing myself I knew when I agreed to the kiss it would be a lot more than just a kiss.

We started making out on the couch and when I could pull myself away from you to come up for some air I practically dragged you into my room.

Once we were in my room I practically tore your clothes off you and began kissing, licking and touching your shoulders, chest, stomach and then slowly rubbed my cheek against your hard cock before I took it in my hand and began tracing my fingers and nails lightly up and down the length of it.

I handcuffed your hands to the bed so you couldn't interfere while I played and held your cock in my hand and started with quick licks with the tip of my tongue all over your cock before taking the head into my mouth and began slowly licking and sucking your cock deeper into my mouth.

I sucked, licked and stroked your cock and balls for as long as I could before I felt like I was about to explode and then I collapsed on the bed beside you (keep in mind you never got to cum).

I unchained you and pulled your mouth down to mine and kissed you long and hard before pulling away and whispering to you in a voice thick and heavy with lust, "Promise me that no matter what I say, no matter how much I beg, no sex tonight, no actual intercourse." You kissed me back softly and agreed, then began kissing your way down to my breasts to suck on my nipples, sucking hard when I asked you too and giving light little flicks with your tongue when they got too sensitive.

You abandoned my body long enough to handcuff my hands to the bed, since now it was your turn to play and you didn't want me interfering.

Then you moved down my body to my now soaking pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly. I begged for you to lick me faster, harder but deep inside you knew what I really needed was a big release and you were more than willing to help me build up to that big release by teasing my clit with your tongue. Licking in slow, lazy circles, pulling away and then giving surprising quick little licks, abandoning my clit to shove your tongue deep inside my pussy and drive me insane with pleasure and need.

When I couldn't take it any more I begged for something inside me while you licked my clit so slowly. Keeping to your promise you easily slipped one, then two, then three fingers deep into my pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly again. You just held your fingers there, deep inside me, while you began licking my clit faster and faster and then just as I was on the brink of orgasm you pulled your mouth from my clit and moved up my body.

With your fingers still deep inside my pussy you kissed me deep and long, letting me taste my pussy on your lips and tongue, making me ache even more to cum. Your fingers were still inside me and I was on the verge of exploding if I didn't cum soon. I pulled away from your mouth and begged for you to fuck me…to make me cum over and over again.

You moved back down to my pussy and began licking my clit with abandon, shoving your fingers deep into my aching pussy. I came hard and fast, my body lifting off the bed with the intensity of the orgasms, scream after scream tearing from my lips because as soon as one orgasm ended another started.

When I was exhausted from cumming over and over again I begged you off me and you moved up my body to uncuff me.

You kissed me long, slow and deep and I could taste my cum on your lips and tongue and found myself full of passion and desire again. I moved my hand between our bodies and found your cock painfully hard and wet with your own precum.

I began stroking your cock slowly as we kissed, until you pulled away from my mouth and let out a low moan, which elicited a moan of my own.

You smiled at me, that knowing smile men get when they know they've done something to arouse a woman and they are pleased with themselves for it…and it only turned me on more.

You saw the desire in my eyes and let me stroke your cock ever so slowly as you moved your mouth down to suck on my nipples, causing me to moan again.

As I slowly stroked your cock and you eagerly sucked at my hard nipples your hand moved ever lower until it found my soaked, raw, recently finger fucked raw pussy. You found my clit and I jumped from the sensation. You began ever so slowly again, teasing my clit, barely touching, while your mouth worked wonders on my nipples.

I was growing closer and closer to cuming by the second and ached to feel your cock in my mouth again.

I pulled your mouth from my nipple and moved our bodies so that your fingers could stay playing with my clit while I brought your throbbing cock into my mouth.

Your fingers teasing my clit, driving me insane with pleasure, my mouth drinking your cock in deeper and deeper, my hands all over your body, both of us moaning, both of us so very close…then you moan that your about to cum and it sends me over the edge, my body convulsing as another intense orgasm rips through my body.

My orgasm sets you off and you try to pull away from my mouth so you can cum, but my hand moves behind you to press you deeper into my mouth as you cum.

I feel you cum in my mouth; roll it around with my tongue before swallowing it and collapsing on the bed. You collapse beside me and we lay there, panting, exhausted and spent...enjoying the afterglow.

So…what did you think of my fantasy?

Dress-up: Unwrapped

Tie me up, tie me down!

Anybody into bondage? No!?!? Are you sure? S&M gets a bad rap. It doesn't have to be all whips, chains and latex body suits. A little sub/dom play can be soft, silky and fun!

The geniuses over at Liberator.com have these great Silk Binding Sashes! Retailing at $79, their Deluxe Kit comes with three 7' sashes and two 14' sashes. They come in three colors: champagne, crimson and black. You can use these bands of silk to simply tie someone to the bed post or you could get really creative and craft intricate knots and bindings as in the illustration above. If you can't swing the $79 you could hit up you man's closet and steal some ties, though, depending on how uh... vigorous your playtime is you may want to hit up the thrift store so you don't have to worry about stretching out your man's new Ike Behar neckwear or explaining any stains at the dry cleaners.

Loosen up, shake off your inhibitions, pick a "safe word" and give it a try! Everything is better with a bow on it!

Toybox: Clone-A-Willy

It's My Dick in a BOX!

Some women are adverse to toys because they want the real thing. Well... it's not always possible but here's the next best thing:

Clone-A-Willy!

The Clone-A-Willy kit allows you to create a detailed replica of a man's penis in minutes. The kit will duplicate every curve, bend and vein. The resulting toy can then be used at your leisure. Retailing at $40, whether you just feel like nothing hits your spot like you man's muscle and you'd like to have a back-up, or you want to start a "trophy" collection, this is one of those things that just sounds like fun to try. If your man is intimidated by the "size" of most toys, now he has no need to be jealous or insecure.

Still skeptical... What if I told you there was a glow-in-the-dark version available? You KNOW that made you giggle! LOL!

Freaky Friday: Stapleton Sex

Ooooo... you so NASTY!

Okay, so you have to check out Ghostface's new single Stapleton Sex. Not since Akinyele has a man been so graphic and foward about his sexual desires, using such lewd language, over so smooth of a track.

Society says I should be offended but somehow I'm kinda turned on. Check out the video (Seriously NSFW):

Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (2009)

Bedtime Stories: Blowing his Mind

Blowing his Mind

by AfroerotiK©

The beauty of our relationship is the perfect balance we've achieved. He cooks, I clean. He can invite the boys over to play Madden football and never hear a peep out of me. I can host my book club every month without any hassle. He'll even make us a fabulous lunch to boot. We work together, play together, pray together, and our sex life is out of this world.

We were sitting back, watching TV like any ordinary evening and I decided that I wanted to step things up a notch. "Sweetie, would you like another glass of wine," I asked, knowing full well that it was something else entirely I had in mind to drink. He kissed me on my neck and said, "Thanks babe," as I wiggled out of his arms and headed for the kitchen. I took a little detour and headed for the bedroom for a change of wardrobe. When I came back, I stood directly in front of the TV with a simple, elegant red silk nightie and matching heels.

He reached for the remote and clicked the TV off, leaving us bathed in the light of a single white candle. I took his strong hand in mine and pulled him to me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and we kissed as he filled his hands with the fullness of my ass. I kissed my way down his neck and across his shoulders. For a brief moment, he tried to head us toward the bedroom but I would have no such thing. I stopped him right there and knelt in front of him.

Kneeling before him, I pulled the string to his sweats and let them fall to the floor. He stepped out of them and kicked them to the side. His dick was already starting to get engorged and throb. Softly, gently, I took it in my hands and brought the head to my mouth. I felt his hands caress my head and shoulders as I surveyed my prize. Teasingly, I let my tongue tenderly touch the slit, sending shivers down his spine. I rolled his balls around in my fingers and began to explore his growing erection further with my tongue.

From base to head, I licked. I used my mouth to explore every millimeter of his thickening tool until he was as hard as a rock and ready for more. When I placed the head in my mouth, I heard him let out a gentle moan. My objective was for him to let out quite a bit more than a moan so I continued to pleasure him with my mouth and tongue. I slid my soft, full lips down his shaft and back again, looking up at him with a wink. I could feel his knees buckle just a bit as I did it once more, this time, just a bit harder. I wanted to let him know exactly who was in control.

His precum was leaking and he kept saying, "Oh shit, don't stop, that feels so good" so I knew he was ready for everything I had to give. I took his dick in my mouth and swallowed him whole, the head of his dick deep in my throat. I grabbed his ass just as he tried to push me away. He never wants to cum before me so his instinct is always to make me stop before he nuts. Grabbing the base of his thickness, I looked up at him and I said, "Cum in my mouth."

I really shouldn't have been so cruel because I know all his triggers and every time I he would get close to eruption, I would stop. I sucked his dick, licked it, I swallowed it and begged for more. The room filled with his chanting and moaning and the sounds of my sloppy, wet blowjob. I lowered the straps of my lingerie and he filled his hands with my full breasts, kneading them and softly pinching my hardened nipples. I moaned around his dick and slid my finger between my moist folds of my pussy to give him a little taste. For a brief moment, he sucked my finger like I was sucking his dick.

I knew it wouldn't be long so I used every trick in the book I had. I licked, I sucked, I licked some more. "Come on baby, give it to me. Shoot your hot cum in my mouth. Mmmm, let me taste it. Come on baby, fuck my mouth." I deep throated his dick and pushed against his spot and he exploded in my mouth, falling back on the sofa out of pure exhaustion, whimpering like a baby, satisfied like a man.

Dress-up: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

Is anybody else broke?

Lingerie is expensive and we are in a recession. Sometimes dressing up is about what you don't wear. Next time you want to jazz things up a bit try focusing on just one accessory.

Ladies, greet your man wearing just a pair of killer stilettos, or a long pearl necklace *pause* or even knee high socks. Keep it simple. You could even try on something of theirs like a hat, a favorite tie, or even their watch. Throw on their favorite chain/necklace and lay in the bed fingering it playfully (THE CHAIN!... though... on second thought, that would work too) and give them the come get it look. If it's dinner time, wear just an apron. There are outfits all over your house, you just have to put some thought into it.

Top off your look by glamming up your make-up so you're boudoir beautiful. You don't want to over do it, again keep it simple...

For an" innocent" look... put some white liner on the outer corners of your eyes to widen them, dust on a some translucent powder for a little shimmer, and finish with a subtle tinted gloss.

For a "naughty" look... neatly line your eyes with a black creme liner, give your lashes some boost with some mascara (try Maybelline XXL Curl Power... it gives volume, length and curl!!), use some translucent powder for shimmer, and finish with a rich, 'come fuck me' lipstick (my fave is Diablo by Nars).

Oh... and do your nails!!!

PS: For my male readers who want to get in on the action, two words: bow tie!

Toybox: We-Vibe

Let's play... together!

For those looking to add a little more motion to the ocean and rock the boat a bit, the We-Vibe may be the toy you've been looking for. The We-Vibe combines several toys in one. This pocket sized vibrator is made from surgical grade silicone making it soft and flexible and is curved to fit a woman's body, providing both internal and external stimulation. It is designed so that when inserted, the larger of the two vibrating pads fits comfortably over the clitoris while the smaller rests inside the woman against the g-spot. The toy is slender enough that it can be worn during sex, providing stimulation for both partners (click here for a diagram... NSFW).

The We-Vibe is rechargeable, hands free AND waterproof. This purple plaything would be great for women or men looking to introduce toys into the bedroom for the first time. It's small, non-intimidating and hits all the right spots.

This toy is on the expensive side, retailing at $129.95, but with some web searching you can find it as cheap as $69.95.

Ask Cherry: Maintenance Fees

Dear Cherry,

It's a recession and I'm trying to save money. But I have new boo. Can you tell me what maintenance items are unacceptable to cut from my routine? I've been stretching my pedi's and brow work. Those can't and shouldn't be eliminated right?? What about those expensive teeth whitening strips? Or those fabulous salt scrubs from The Body Shop? Or all of the plug-ins strategically placed around my apartment...

Help!

- True Beauty on a Budget

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Dear Beauty,

Girl... I feel your pain. Primpin' ain't easy; especially in this economy.

My first suggestion is to skip the salon & and spa and DIY! From mani/pedi's to bikini waxes, you can save lots of $$$ by spending a little extra time taking care of yourself, yourself. To get you started I'll refer you to the lovely people over at Bella Sugar. They have complied a great list of DIY Spa Treatments including a good homemade body scrub. For your brows I suggest threading. There are lots of places that can hook you up for about $8 (NYC) - $12 (DC). Personally I've had better luck doing my own touch ups between threadings than w/ waxing. For DIY teeth whitening check out this article from Health.com

Things to nix: ACRYLIC NAILS!!! BOOO!!!! If you have them (this goes for all ladies, not just Beauty) let them GO! Fake nails are so Prom '98. If you suffer from weak or brittle nails, invest in some Duri Rejuvacote. Within two months I promise you you'll have killer nails and extra money in your wallet.

If you're shelling out lots of money on make-up I suggest checking out e.l.f. cosmetics. They sell awesome, yet dirt cheap make-up. Before purchasing any make-up, try it on using Instyle's Hollywood Makeover -- it's the best thing ever! Simply upload a picture of yourself and you can try various brands of different types of make up in numerous shades. If you're a salon quality product whore (I know I am!) hit up your local Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Loehmann's. They carry all types of high-end haircare and skincare products for cheap.

Did I cover everything... oh, Plug-Ins!... Ditch the Plug-Ins! I have no idea WHY they are so expensive but even on sale w/ a coupon the nice ones that don't smell terrible can run you like $6 a pack. I suggest picking a concentrated Room Spray at Bath and Body Works or Pier 1. They retail at $5 and $6 respectively, and last forever. Unlike a Plug-In that runs all day, you just spray these when you need it. All it takes is a little spritz in each corner of the room and you're good for the rest of the day. I've had the same can for the past 3 years and it's still 1/2 full.

The most important thing is to de-stress as opposed to being in distress. Remember that you don't have to do EVERYTHING yourself, but even if you pick two things you can do at home that's a start, or alternate... I get spa pedi's maybe 3 times a year and then DIY in between.

I hope this helps you keep some ducats in your pockets!

- Cherry

Dress-up: Bras and Big Bubbies!!

Size matters...

Today I'd like to tackle the topic of tatas, or more accurately what we house them in :) Did you know that 80% of women are wearing the wrong bra size? I did! I see it every day. It's a fashion tragedy. I've seen women of all shapes and sizes wearing terrible bras that ruin their outfit and give them an unflattering silhouette.

Finding the right size bra, and the right bra can be a long journey for some of us. I was 25 before I found out exactly what size bra I should wear. Being blessed with an ample bosom I'd been rocking a DD-DDD cup bra since 11th grade. When the cups still didn't fit right, I just kept increasing the band size. I found out a few years back, that was a no-no. I made a visit to NYC's La Petite Coquette for a bra fitting and went from wearing a 38DDD to a 34H. (Yes, chile an H!!!)

The change was dramatic. I looked 20lbs lighter instantly and felt that much more confident. I challenge every woman be you and A cup or an E to go get fitted for a bra. While I love Victoria's Secret, I suggest going to a specialty bra shop or to a high end department store like Nordstroms. Back in the day the sales associates at Vicki's used to be on point and were professionals, but nowadays I'm not trusting a college student who needs some extra $$$ to give me an accurate fitting.

Also let me clarify, my breasts aren't THAT ginormous. Some might disagree, but you must remember cup size is based on a ratio. I'm busty w/ a narrow torso so my cup size is larger. The cup on a 34 B is going to be smaller than the cup on a 38 B. All B cups are not the same size, nor are any other cup sizes. Each cup size is different depending on the band with. This is what causes a lot of size confusion. If you're wearing a 36 B and your bra rides up in the back, but the cups fit fine, then your band size is too large and you'd probably do better in a 34 C but not a 34 B. The cup on the 34 B will probably be too small.

Now some extra advice for my readers with overflowing cups...

A good bra is expensive. Sorry, but it's a fact. I haven't bought a bra for under $50 in several years. It sucks but it's a fact. I love Vicki, but she doesn't love me. My lady lumps unfortunately don't fit into Very Sexy bras. There will be no Semi-Annual Sale action for me, so what's a gal to do...

There are options!! High end dept. stores such as Nordstroms and Bloomingdales carry lines like Freya, Panache, and Chantelle who make frilly brassieres for busty bodies. A little birdie told me that select L'eggs Hanes Bali Playtex outlet stores carry Le Mystère bras (call ahead to find out). Big boobs on Broadway swear by Bratenders in NYC. They sell all types of specialty bras to make sure you look your best in any outfit.

For even more options I recommend Bravissimo. They're based in the UK but their selection is unmatched!! They not only sell bras, but also sell swimwear and clothing for busty people. I love this site because they recognize that busty doesn't = big girl. They have tops and dresses that are made for "curvy" women!

For domestic online shopping (for all bra sizes) I suggest Figleaves, Freshpair, and Bare Necessities. NOTE: before shopping online that u try on some bras in the store. US and UK bra sizes differ and it's good to see how a brand fits before putting out $$ for shipping.

I hope some of this info helps more women hold 'em high and proud... Whatever the size :)