Dress-up: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

Is anybody else broke?

Lingerie is expensive and we are in a recession. Sometimes dressing up is about what you don't wear. Next time you want to jazz things up a bit try focusing on just one accessory.

Ladies, greet your man wearing just a pair of killer stilettos, or a long pearl necklace *pause* or even knee high socks. Keep it simple. You could even try on something of theirs like a hat, a favorite tie, or even their watch. Throw on their favorite chain/necklace and lay in the bed fingering it playfully (THE CHAIN!... though... on second thought, that would work too) and give them the come get it look. If it's dinner time, wear just an apron. There are outfits all over your house, you just have to put some thought into it.

Top off your look by glamming up your make-up so you're boudoir beautiful. You don't want to over do it, again keep it simple...

For an" innocent" look... put some white liner on the outer corners of your eyes to widen them, dust on a some translucent powder for a little shimmer, and finish with a subtle tinted gloss.

For a "naughty" look... neatly line your eyes with a black creme liner, give your lashes some boost with some mascara (try Maybelline XXL Curl Power... it gives volume, length and curl!!), use some translucent powder for shimmer, and finish with a rich, 'come fuck me' lipstick (my fave is Diablo by Nars).

Oh... and do your nails!!!

PS: For my male readers who want to get in on the action, two words: bow tie!