Under The Cherry Moon

Toybox: JeJoue SaSi

2010-02-23T13:21:00.000-08:00

A toy with a memory?

While I'm still skeptical about the Sqweel, one new "head simulation" product I am enthused about is the SaSi by JeJoue.

Sasi is infact sassy! JeJoue has developed a toy that is sleek and understated, yet brilliant. This aesthetically pleasing piece of technology is shaped to be physically pleasing as well. It's curved shape allows it to cradle your girlie parts. Like many other top-selling, high-end toys, Sasi is made from soft body-safe silicone, it's rechargeable, virtually noiseless, comes with it's own stand, and comes in variety of colors that would look great on any bedside table.

So what makes this toy special? Two things... a brain and a nubbin. Yes, a nubbin! There is a pea sized nub on the inside curve of the device that recreates the sensation of a tongue. It vibrates, pulses, and moves in several patterns. The nubbin can also move at different speeds and in different directions at the click of a button. This is one of those things that I can show you better than I can tell you... here's a demonstration (SFW). I've exaggerated a little bit... SaSi doesn't have a brain, it's more like a memory. SaSi has a "learn" function that allows it to remember the patterns and motions that you like.

SaSi is a luxury item, retailing at $250, however most online toy retailers are selling it for around $149.99, which is a pretty steep discount. It might just make my birthday shopping list ;o)

P.S. - Yes fellas THIS is a toy worthy of your envy... I suggest staging a competition, I'm sure your girl would be quite a willing judge.

Freaky Friday: The Sqweel

2010-02-19T01:07:00.000-08:00

I love a good toy, however... something about this one makes me uncomfortable o_O:

Ask Cherry: Why Won't My Girl ______?

2010-02-18T07:14:00.000-08:00

Ayo Cherry,

Why won't women touch peen in public?

Thanx!

- One-eyed Monster

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Dear Mr. Monster,

I get questions quite frequently from men who are curious as to why their girl won't do "x" or why are women so against doing "xxx"? The easy answer... it's your approach. I know it sounds like a cop out, but approach has a heck of a whole lot to do with it, however it's not quite that simple...

Here's some insight on sexual taboos and how to tackle them:

The Bottom Line... no woman wants to feel like a hoe or be made to feel like one. Be it your SO or your JO, be they hoein' or not, nobody wants to be labeled as one. There are so many sexual behaviors that are labeled as deviant... ESPECIALLY among Black people. Rap videos/lyrics, porn, and quick to judge big mouths reinforce stereotypes about what kind of women participate in certain sex acts. Many woman simply lack the confidence in themselves, or confidence in YOU to step out of the box. Which brings me to number two...

Stop being such a judger! Yes, YOU! Stop judging women. When you make a judgement of one woman in front of other women, intentional or not, you're setting boundaries and giving tells about your biases about women and how they comport themselves. Example... you and a date go out to dinner and you make a joke about the waitresses "tramp stamp". YOU JUDGER LOL! You've decided this chick is a hoe just cause of where her tattoo is. Do you know how effed up that is? You might be joking but I bet you there are hundreds of women out there who purposely didn't get a lower back tattoo because they don't want to be seen as a hoe. In fact, your date is probably thinking "glad I decided to get that too on my shoulder."

Stop being so judgemental... Yeah I said it twice! Many of the assumptions made about how and where women learn sex tricks are stupid. Also, stop equating sexual performance with promiscuity. That's just fuzzy math! Some women are more hesitant to admit that they are curious or want to try something outside the "norm" because they're worried about the impression it will make and what it will "say" about them.

Try having a dialogue about it... not a debate, a dialogue. I'm sure your girl/boo/wife/JO/bottom bitch/etc knows whatever that lascivious thing is that you'd like to try. You've probably joked about it, or dropped hints about it if you haven't just straight out asked her about it. If she's shot you down without an explanation try to talk it out. Don't interrogate her, but find a relaxed moment to bring it up and ask what her aversion is to said activity. Like I said earlier it's about approach. If you show you are willing to hear her out, she might just hear you out.

Make it about you... meaning the two of you and not about the act. What's in it for her? What's in it for you? If you do talk about it, explain why you think she'll enjoy it, what about it excites you, what you'll do to accommodate and reassure her if she has some boundaries she isn't flexible on or has some insecurities keeping her from participating. I'm not suggesting you coerce her, and don't just make up some ish. Be honest!

As you try out the new, don't forget the old... just because she finally let you come in the back door doesn't mean that's now the only entrance to the house. If she agreed to be bound that doesn't mean she wants to spend every night in knots. If the beats were good before the remix you have to make sure you don't forget the original. Women like to be admired as sexual beings not used like sex objects. Your (insert title) wants you to be excited about them and not just what you can do with/to her. In other words... do it but don't overdo it. You wanted to take a trip to Naughtyville and your partner was down for a weekend visit. If you want to uproot and move there, that requires a second conversation.

After it's all said and done... don't be a dick! If a woman does decide to indulge one of your fantasies don't then start looking at her sideways cause she was willing to do it. There are a lot of us that get off on seeing our partner well... get off. Don't go getting insecure and start questioning her virtue. Just because a woman does something with you doesn't mean she does that with everybody. Sexual encounters are different with each partner. The way you connect with each intimate partner is different. A cologne that smells good on you won't smell the same on the next dude; same with sex. If a woman decides to expand her sexual boundaries with you remember that she is making herself vulnerable to you and for you. To encourage her to continue this you need to reassuring and supportive... no Monday morning quarterbacking!

Every woman is different and depending on what you're trying to uh... accomplish, you might not need to heed all of my suggestions. One last piece of advice is that there's no need to be a complete emo cat about this. Walk lightly and carry a big stick. ::pause::

I wish you and your third-eye luck!

- Cherry

Cherry Speaks: SBF ISO WW

2010-02-17T00:00:00.000-08:00

No, not white woman, wing woman...

Lately I've found myself without a good wing woman. Like her counter part the wingman, the wing woman can be vital to your success on any given outing.

Here are some key things to keep in mind when you're on wing woman duty:

Be open to different types of venues - Why must we only go to restaurant/lounges? Bars are SO much more fun! At a bar you can dress down yet still be cute and comfortable. Bars also have less pretense. Let go of your "cool" and instead of being so "chill" let's let loose a bit and have... well... FUN!

Stop mean mugging! - The point of our outing is to meet people (read men). That's never gonna happen if you throw a dirty look at every man who walks up. If you're not interested, I might be. He might not be Idris in the face but maybe if we let him open his mouth we might hear something we like. It won't hurt if we entertain a conversation for a few seconds. If nothing else at least look at me and get a co-sign before throwing the side-eye.

Drama Queens need not apply - If you can't go out without falling apart at the first inconvenience then you can't be on the team. Shit happens! There wasn't enough dressing on your salad at lunch, you chipped your nail walking out the door... that doesn't need to ruin the evening. It may take a while to find a park, the line might be long... BE EASY!

Don't be cheap! - Brace yourself... you may have to buy yourself more than one drink :: flinch :: You might even have to pay a cover (gasp!!) Sometimes you have to put out. Every chick out there is looking for a free event. If you want to swing the male to female ratio in our favor, then we can't always go to the free event that every heifer in town is checking for.

Drink things that come in pitchers - Do you know how much cheaper a pitcher of what's on tap is than that fru-fru essence of fru cocktail you just ordered? If you wanna be economical, this is the way to do it. Also, a pitcher is an easy way of "buying a guy a drink" without breaking your pockets. If you're not down for tricking a little money on a man, try taking the pressure off of a guy and ask "do you want to just split a pitcher?"

Can you live by this code? Tired of rolling dolo? Do you feel trapped in a fluke crew? If you're in the DC area and wanna go bar hoopin' hit a sista up!

**NEWS BULLETIN: I've jumped on the formspring bandwagon! I've even added a nice new widget on the top right of the page, so go ahead... ask me anything - http://formspring.me/MsVirtuocity

Dress-up: F*ck Me Pumps

2010-02-16T01:59:00.000-08:00

I LOVE SHOES. I think I like shoes almost as much as I love sex.

When it comes to dressing up to take it off shoes can make the outfit.

I know that some men could care less when it comes to lingerie and costumes but this isn't about them, this is for you ladies. Personally I just feel sexier in heels. They boost your bedroom bravado and nothing looks better on a woman than confidence. Not convinced yet?... Did you know heels make you look thinner, your legs look longer and leaner, and your booty look higher...

From an economic standpoint shoes can be a very inexpensive way to step-up dress-up game. There's no need to go for red soles. My suggestion is to check out Snaz75. They have a wide variety of styles and sizes (up to size 12+ in most styles) at some of the lowest prices I've seen on the web.

In terms of what type of shoe I have three suggestions:

The Executive: This shoe can blend pretty seamlessly into most corporate wardrobes. It works in front of and behind closed doors. If you're single rocking these will garner you a few extra head turns and a maybe a free drink of two at happy hour. If you're coupled up, I suggest pairing these with a teddy or garter stockings under your normal nine to five gear and slowly stripping down for that special someone once you're off the clock (or on the clock... office doors w/ locks have a purpose).

5" Pointed Toe Platform * CATWALK-11 $22.99

The Alter Ego: It's always fun to pick up a pair of more costumey heels. Select something that complements your pillow personality. If your alter's name was Cherry for example, you might go with these:

5 3/4" Platform Pump * TEEZE-13 $59.99

The Street Walker: I wouldn't wear them every night (unless you're workin... JOKES!) but every now and then when you're feeling like being a little slutty, these will definitely get your man's attention ~~and get his man AT attention~~ and he'll know it's gonna be a porntastic ~~sloppy BJ~~ kinda night.

5 1/2" Stiletto * ALLURE-609 $34.99

Put it on, turn out the light
s, and take it all off... well... leave on the shoes ;)

Toybox: Sex in the Shower

2010-02-15T21:05:00.000-08:00

112 said it best:

"we can do it in the shower..."

You can have all types of fun in a shower

(just ask 50) but why not kick it up a notch with some fun products from Sex in the Shower.

Their Single & Dual Locking Suction Handles and Single Locking Foot Rests help provide the leverage you need to maximize your underwater performance. This company has a little something for everyone and offers a selection of vibrating sponges, soaps and waterproof toys that you can throw in the mix. They even have a deck of position cards to help inspire your shower room romps. One item I think I'll be adding to my shopping list are the Velcro Suction Handcuffs. ::puts bones back in closet::

The handles and foot rests range in price from $12.95-$19.99 making them a very affordable option. The cuffs will cost you a few extra bucks retailing at $30.

**SEX SAFETY NOTE: Water is the anti-lubricant. It can morph Billie Ocean into Sahara Jones. When picking up your toys be sure to grab a bottle of silicone based lube (water based will get watered down in the shower... DUH). It'll keep you in the groove and out of the ER (yeah, ER... dry strokin=friction burns #epicfail)

Poetry Corner: Sacrilegious

2010-02-11T22:11:00.000-08:00

After all that talk about head over at SingleBlackMale yesterday I got to thinking about a poem I wrote a few years ago. Yeah, I'm being a lazy blogger by posting just this but it was on my mind and I thought you guys would like it... Enjoy!:

Sacrilegious

Have you ever worshiped at a man's temple?

Lit the candles of his alter with your tongue,

Been obedient to his will,

Whispered your secret prayers in his ears,

Let your ecstasy flow and cleanse him like holy waters,

Taken his communion,

Have you ever given of yourself fully and selflessly as an offering,

Sang hymns of praise as he filled you and felt his spirit?

I am zealous.

I am devout.

I am a lover.

Are you?

Ask Cherry: 2010 The Break-Up (Why Not a Whore revisited)

2010-01-27T21:25:00.000-08:00

This year I'm doing things a little different. Today it's less "Ask Cherry" and more Cherry telling you how it is lol. I've decided not to let format interfere with my message...

2010 has OFFICIALLY become the "Year of the Break-up" I've seen relationships falling apart left and right. If Brad and Angelina can't make it, who's gonna marry my crazy ~~sexy, cool~~ ass? Year after year I watch my girls and other women fall prey to the same old nonsense and so recent an old blog I wrote and then reposted many Cherry moons ago on other blog sites keeps ringing in my ears. It's been on my heart for a week or so. I guess that means I'm supposed to share it again so here it is with some updates... Enjoy!:

I dunno if you watch Nip/Tuck, but a few years ago they had a PHENOMENAL episode that really shined a bright light on my life and a lie I'd been living. You know how sometimes a show can like illustrate your worst fear, or maybe show you a truth you didn't wanna know... yeah, it was one of those episodes.

Dr. Christian Troy, plastic surgeon... for those unfamiliar with the show (why aren't you watching?!?! GET WITH IT!) he's the guy every man wants to be: super arrogant, crazy cocky, paid out the ass, completely pampered. He's always finds himself in some ridiculous sexual escapade. He's had mother/daughter threesomes, foursomes, co-eds, milfs, muff divers, name it he's been there. He's also the biggest jack ass you've ever seen. He slept w/ a big girl but made her wear a bag on her head... no literally I big brown paper bag... Yup he's the type of guy all women fall for at one time or another.

So, he's had this off and on relationship with this chick Kimber who's an off and on porn star. They're both equally fucked up, but somehow Christian always manages to screw Kimber over. Every time she leaves him and kinda gets her life together, he squirms his way back in. They've been engaged, married, and everything in between. He always goes in on this whole long thing about being in love with her and how he wasn't for monogamy but could be with her, "you complete me" the whole shpeel. Then about two episodes later he always manages to shit on that commitment.

One season Kimber REALLY got it together. Okay, so she's become a scientologist... BUT she was content with her life.

Christian on the other hand fell in love with this one chick then fucked it all up by being his jack ass self. So what does he do next...

That's right, he runs right to Kimber's house... no literally the same damn day. He shows up drunk off his ass and looking pitiful. So of course she lets him in.

He says he needs her help. He figured maybe if Scientology helped her then maybe it will work for him. He said all the things that sounded like he was ready to make a change in his life. He was so helpless and in need. Then he pushed up on her, gave her the "I know you want me. Don't you still think about me?...blah, blah, talk panties off, blah"

So Kimber gives in, they're having stapelton sex...

Cut to after. Kimber is lounging all happy on the couch. She walks to the bedroom and slides into the nook, looking all fulfilled and happy and says "let's just lock ourselves in and order takeout and make love all weekend", Christian says no, he has to go to work. Kimber makes a second offer to meet up with him at her church.

Christian gets up to get dressed and says "are you fucking kidding me? I'm not going to some wacko bullshit!" She gets that confused look like "but you said..."

Here's the priceless part:

Christian cuts her off, "I said what I always say... whatever it takes to get laid." (jack ass smirk on face)

Kimber retorts, "How can you be so cruel! Why come to me?!?!? Why not just fuck one of your whores!!!!?!?!?"

His response (this made me cringe), "Whores?, they just give you their body. I needed more than that. I needed to feel like the most important thing in the world. So I came to you."

She then proceeded to smack the shit out of him and he kinda laughed her off and threw her on the bed and walked out...

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Now, most dudes have NO WHERE NEAR the balls to say some shit like that and be that straight forward and blunt with someone...

HOWEVER, damned if that shit didn't ring true some where. I actually had to change the channel cause it really disturbed me. I had to stop and think... is that why me?

I've had so many of my female friends come to me with "why?"

Why did he lie?

Why does he play with my feelings?

Why does he always come back to me if he doesn't want to be with me?

If he had a girl, was in love with her, was not interested, was not feeling me, if I wasn't the one, if I wasn't his type, if I wasn't x, y, or z?

Is it because we loved them? Is it because we made them feel loved and they knew we'd give it to them without knowing for sure we'd get it in return? Are they just using us?

And though I know it's been said a million times, a million ways, seeing it like that... it was never truer.

... damn.

In 2010 I've made myself a promise to never again be the victim of men who are emotional vampires. Yep, VAMPIRES. They will suck you dry and leave you for dead. We can't blame it all on them either. I've gone right up to Dracula's crypt in my best stilettos, opened a vein and yelled "take me now!" We have to start being emotionally responsible. You know that nucca is FULL OF SHIT! STOP IT!

If a dude asks you to do something that sounds irrational, DON'T DO IT!!! He wants you to fly home w/ him to some island and meet his momma but doesn't want to define your relationship... get that man's fangs out of your heart and WALK AWAY! His gramma dies and he calls you and not his girlfriend and wants to come cry on your ~~coochie~~ couch... say I'm sorry for your loss and LOCK YOUR DOORS!! I'm not saying it's all your fault but there is nothing you or I or any anyone else can do to turn a boy into a man and get him to stand on his own two feet emotionally (yeah I said it!).

We can only control our actions so in 2010, I say let's get on trend and break-up! I'm all for it! I'm all for the end of situationships, giving too many benefits to dudes who are posing as your friend, and being the emotional cornerstone to man whose house you can't even spend the night in.

Now, let's hear some comments people! I want the good the bad and the ugly. Do you agree? Men, you're thoughts? I know you're reading, I get your emails but let's make this interactive. Get yourself and pseudonym and get to commenting!!!

- Cherry

Toybox: Hot Seat

2009-10-19T00:15:00.000-07:00

Are you a rider?

I'm the type of woman who feels like it's not really sex if you don't break a sweat. Toy play can be fun but sometimes it lacks a bit of "action". Now, I'm not a 100% sure why the good folks over at Pipedream decided to place this toy in their Fetish Fantasy Series, nevertheless, if you're looking to get physical then the Hot Seat may just be for you.

Retailing at appx. $30, whether playing solo or putting on a show for a willing audience of one (or two... hey I'm not judging) the Hot Seat will allow you to get your cowgirl on. This cushioned inflatable (as with some men, it'll requires some inflating before it's action ready) seat is topped off with a firm jelly multi-speed dong. The seat comes equipped with EZ gripped handles so that you can bear down and really ride.

On top not your thing?... For those who are reluctant riders or are looking to improve their jockeying skills, the Hot Seat might be the perfect thing to help you train your quads, perfect your riding posture, and sweeten your swerve.

Saddle up and ride out! ;)

Freaky Friday: Cuddle Buddy?

2009-10-15T23:01:00.000-07:00

Blame it on the Fahrvergnügen...

I always thought that the Japanese had the market cornered when it came to robots and weird sex toys, but it appears I was mistaken. Have you ever seen those pillows that are shaped like a person? Well Stefan Ulrich, a German Designer has taken that concept to a-whole-nother-level... a level that I am personally uncomfortable with.

He has conceptualized what he calls the Funktionide. He describes it on his website as "an autarkic amorph object whose intention is to provide the user with a atmosphere of presence thus counteracting the feeling of loneliness"...

... yeah I didn't know what that meant either. Good thing he had a video to explain. Or maybe it's not such a good thing. You tell me: (Yes, this IS safe for work!)

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

Ask Cherry: Theme Song

2009-10-14T22:43:00.000-07:00

I don't know what's going on in 2009, but it seems to me like I keep having conversations where women are just feeling down about themselves and dating. Everyone seems to feel like they just can't find a "good man" and I see a lot of women giving in to their insecurities and loosing their confidence.

My solution... THEME MUSIC!!

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Everyone should have theme music! Remember in The Best Man when Morris Chestnut walks into the club and everyone's panties got all moist?... it wasn't because he was suddenly fine. He looked just like he did walking in the club on that show he had w/ Patti Labelle (forgot about that show didn't you... lol). What he had was theme music. It takes you to another level.

Now I'm not suggesting that you walk around with your Blackberry on speaker, announcing your presence as you go to and fro. What that external sound did for Mr. Chestnut's outward appearance your internal soundtrack and do for your internal glow.

Remember Ally McBeal?... Her therapist suggested she get a theme song and when she found the right song this happened.

It may sound silly to some, but my personal theme puts an extra bounce in my step and makes me feel empowered. I suggest a theme that is not only epic and stadium worthy, I also suggest one that's sexy.

ps... when you do find someone special, try sexing to your theme music... it's a good look... TRUST ME ;)

Bedtime Stories: Handcuffs Anyone?

2009-10-14T16:50:00.000-07:00

Handcuffs Anyone?

by papaya_lynne©

My fantasy the other night (about you and I, my bed and your cuffs) was us celebrating the success of my vow by ordering in dinner and watching a movie…and then you asking if you could kiss me.

You said it would just be a kiss…but knowing myself I knew when I agreed to the kiss it would be a lot more than just a kiss.

We started making out on the couch and when I could pull myself away from you to come up for some air I practically dragged you into my room.

Once we were in my room I practically tore your clothes off you and began kissing, licking and touching your shoulders, chest, stomach and then slowly rubbed my cheek against your hard cock before I took it in my hand and began tracing my fingers and nails lightly up and down the length of it.

I handcuffed your hands to the bed so you couldn't interfere while I played and held your cock in my hand and started with quick licks with the tip of my tongue all over your cock before taking the head into my mouth and began slowly licking and sucking your cock deeper into my mouth.

I sucked, licked and stroked your cock and balls for as long as I could before I felt like I was about to explode and then I collapsed on the bed beside you (keep in mind you never got to cum).

I unchained you and pulled your mouth down to mine and kissed you long and hard before pulling away and whispering to you in a voice thick and heavy with lust, "Promise me that no matter what I say, no matter how much I beg, no sex tonight, no actual intercourse." You kissed me back softly and agreed, then began kissing your way down to my breasts to suck on my nipples, sucking hard when I asked you too and giving light little flicks with your tongue when they got too sensitive.

You abandoned my body long enough to handcuff my hands to the bed, since now it was your turn to play and you didn't want me interfering.

Then you moved down my body to my now soaking pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly. I begged for you to lick me faster, harder but deep inside you knew what I really needed was a big release and you were more than willing to help me build up to that big release by teasing my clit with your tongue. Licking in slow, lazy circles, pulling away and then giving surprising quick little licks, abandoning my clit to shove your tongue deep inside my pussy and drive me insane with pleasure and need.

When I couldn't take it any more I begged for something inside me while you licked my clit so slowly. Keeping to your promise you easily slipped one, then two, then three fingers deep into my pussy and began licking my clit ever so slowly again. You just held your fingers there, deep inside me, while you began licking my clit faster and faster and then just as I was on the brink of orgasm you pulled your mouth from my clit and moved up my body.

With your fingers still deep inside my pussy you kissed me deep and long, letting me taste my pussy on your lips and tongue, making me ache even more to cum. Your fingers were still inside me and I was on the verge of exploding if I didn't cum soon. I pulled away from your mouth and begged for you to fuck me…to make me cum over and over again.

You moved back down to my pussy and began licking my clit with abandon, shoving your fingers deep into my aching pussy. I came hard and fast, my body lifting off the bed with the intensity of the orgasms, scream after scream tearing from my lips because as soon as one orgasm ended another started.

When I was exhausted from cumming over and over again I begged you off me and you moved up my body to uncuff me.

You kissed me long, slow and deep and I could taste my cum on your lips and tongue and found myself full of passion and desire again. I moved my hand between our bodies and found your cock painfully hard and wet with your own precum.

I began stroking your cock slowly as we kissed, until you pulled away from my mouth and let out a low moan, which elicited a moan of my own.

You smiled at me, that knowing smile men get when they know they've done something to arouse a woman and they are pleased with themselves for it…and it only turned me on more.

You saw the desire in my eyes and let me stroke your cock ever so slowly as you moved your mouth down to suck on my nipples, causing me to moan again.

As I slowly stroked your cock and you eagerly sucked at my hard nipples your hand moved ever lower until it found my soaked, raw, recently finger fucked raw pussy. You found my clit and I jumped from the sensation. You began ever so slowly again, teasing my clit, barely touching, while your mouth worked wonders on my nipples.

I was growing closer and closer to cuming by the second and ached to feel your cock in my mouth again.

I pulled your mouth from my nipple and moved our bodies so that your fingers could stay playing with my clit while I brought your throbbing cock into my mouth.

Your fingers teasing my clit, driving me insane with pleasure, my mouth drinking your cock in deeper and deeper, my hands all over your body, both of us moaning, both of us so very close…then you moan that your about to cum and it sends me over the edge, my body convulsing as another intense orgasm rips through my body.

My orgasm sets you off and you try to pull away from my mouth so you can cum, but my hand moves behind you to press you deeper into my mouth as you cum.

I feel you cum in my mouth; roll it around with my tongue before swallowing it and collapsing on the bed. You collapse beside me and we lay there, panting, exhausted and spent...enjoying the afterglow.

So…what did you think of my fantasy?

Dress-up: Unwrapped

2009-10-13T01:12:00.000-07:00

Tie me up, tie me down!

Anybody into bondage? No!?!? Are you sure? S&M gets a bad rap. It doesn't have to be all whips, chains and latex body suits. A little sub/dom play can be soft, silky and fun!

The geniuses over at Liberator.com have these great Silk Binding Sashes! Retailing at $79, their Deluxe Kit comes with three 7' sashes and two 14' sashes. They come in three colors: champagne, crimson and black. You can use these bands of silk to simply tie someone to the bed post or you could get really creative and craft intricate knots and bindings as in the illustration above. If you can't swing the $79 you could hit up you man's closet and steal some ties, though, depending on how uh... vigorous your playtime is you may want to hit up the thrift store so you don't have to worry about stretching out your man's new Ike Behar neckwear or explaining any stains at the dry cleaners.

Loosen up, shake off your inhibitions, pick a "safe word" and give it a try! Everything is better with a bow on it!

Toybox: Clone-A-Willy

2009-10-12T00:00:00.000-07:00

It's My Dick in a BOX!

Some women are adverse to toys because they want the real thing. Well... it's not always possible but here's the next best thing:

Clone-A-Willy!

The Clone-A-Willy kit allows you to create a detailed replica of a man's penis in minutes. The kit will duplicate every curve, bend and vein. The resulting toy can then be used at your leisure. Retailing at $40, whether you just feel like nothing hits your spot like you man's muscle and you'd like to have a back-up, or you want to start a "trophy" collection, this is one of those things that just sounds like fun to try. If your man is intimidated by the "size" of most toys, now he has no need to be jealous or insecure.

Still skeptical... What if I told you there was a glow-in-the-dark version available? You KNOW that made you giggle! LOL!

Freaky Friday: Stapleton Sex

2009-10-09T01:29:00.000-07:00

Ooooo... you so NASTY!

Okay, so you have to check out Ghostface's new single Stapleton Sex. Not since Akinyele has a man been so graphic and foward about his sexual desires, using such lewd language, over so smooth of a track.

Society says I should be offended but somehow I'm kinda turned on. Check out the video (Seriously NSFW):

Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (2009)

Bedtime Stories: Blowing his Mind

2009-10-06T20:57:00.000-07:00

Blowing his Mind

by AfroerotiK©

The beauty of our relationship is the perfect balance we've achieved. He cooks, I clean. He can invite the boys over to play Madden football and never hear a peep out of me. I can host my book club every month without any hassle. He'll even make us a fabulous lunch to boot. We work together, play together, pray together, and our sex life is out of this world.

We were sitting back, watching TV like any ordinary evening and I decided that I wanted to step things up a notch. "Sweetie, would you like another glass of wine," I asked, knowing full well that it was something else entirely I had in mind to drink. He kissed me on my neck and said, "Thanks babe," as I wiggled out of his arms and headed for the kitchen. I took a little detour and headed for the bedroom for a change of wardrobe. When I came back, I stood directly in front of the TV with a simple, elegant red silk nightie and matching heels.

He reached for the remote and clicked the TV off, leaving us bathed in the light of a single white candle. I took his strong hand in mine and pulled him to me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and we kissed as he filled his hands with the fullness of my ass. I kissed my way down his neck and across his shoulders. For a brief moment, he tried to head us toward the bedroom but I would have no such thing. I stopped him right there and knelt in front of him.

Kneeling before him, I pulled the string to his sweats and let them fall to the floor. He stepped out of them and kicked them to the side. His dick was already starting to get engorged and throb. Softly, gently, I took it in my hands and brought the head to my mouth. I felt his hands caress my head and shoulders as I surveyed my prize. Teasingly, I let my tongue tenderly touch the slit, sending shivers down his spine. I rolled his balls around in my fingers and began to explore his growing erection further with my tongue.

From base to head, I licked. I used my mouth to explore every millimeter of his thickening tool until he was as hard as a rock and ready for more. When I placed the head in my mouth, I heard him let out a gentle moan. My objective was for him to let out quite a bit more than a moan so I continued to pleasure him with my mouth and tongue. I slid my soft, full lips down his shaft and back again, looking up at him with a wink. I could feel his knees buckle just a bit as I did it once more, this time, just a bit harder. I wanted to let him know exactly who was in control.

His precum was leaking and he kept saying, "Oh shit, don't stop, that feels so good" so I knew he was ready for everything I had to give. I took his dick in my mouth and swallowed him whole, the head of his dick deep in my throat. I grabbed his ass just as he tried to push me away. He never wants to cum before me so his instinct is always to make me stop before he nuts. Grabbing the base of his thickness, I looked up at him and I said, "Cum in my mouth."

I really shouldn't have been so cruel because I know all his triggers and every time I he would get close to eruption, I would stop. I sucked his dick, licked it, I swallowed it and begged for more. The room filled with his chanting and moaning and the sounds of my sloppy, wet blowjob. I lowered the straps of my lingerie and he filled his hands with my full breasts, kneading them and softly pinching my hardened nipples. I moaned around his dick and slid my finger between my moist folds of my pussy to give him a little taste. For a brief moment, he sucked my finger like I was sucking his dick.

I knew it wouldn't be long so I used every trick in the book I had. I licked, I sucked, I licked some more. "Come on baby, give it to me. Shoot your hot cum in my mouth. Mmmm, let me taste it. Come on baby, fuck my mouth." I deep throated his dick and pushed against his spot and he exploded in my mouth, falling back on the sofa out of pure exhaustion, whimpering like a baby, satisfied like a man.

Dress-up: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

2009-10-06T02:35:00.000-07:00

Is anybody else broke?

Lingerie is expensive and we are in a recession. Sometimes dressing up is about what you don't wear. Next time you want to jazz things up a bit try focusing on just one accessory.

Ladies, greet your man wearing just a pair of killer stilettos, or a long pearl necklace *pause* or even knee high socks. Keep it simple. You could even try on something of theirs like a hat, a favorite tie, or even their watch. Throw on their favorite chain/necklace and lay in the bed fingering it playfully (THE CHAIN!... though... on second thought, that would work too) and give them the come get it look. If it's dinner time, wear just an apron. There are outfits all over your house, you just have to put some thought into it.

Top off your look by glamming up your make-up so you're boudoir beautiful. You don't want to over do it, again keep it simple...

For an" innocent" look... put some white liner on the outer corners of your eyes to widen them, dust on a some translucent powder for a little shimmer, and finish with a subtle tinted gloss.

For a "naughty" look... neatly line your eyes with a black creme liner, give your lashes some boost with some mascara (try Maybelline XXL Curl Power... it gives volume, length and curl!!), use some translucent powder for shimmer, and finish with a rich, 'come fuck me' lipstick (my fave is Diablo by Nars).

Oh... and do your nails!!!

PS: For my male readers who want to get in on the action, two words: bow tie!

Toybox: We-Vibe

2009-10-04T21:37:00.000-07:00

Let's play... together!

For those looking to add a little more motion to the ocean and rock the boat a bit, the We-Vibe may be the toy you've been looking for. The We-Vibe combines several toys in one. This pocket sized vibrator is made from surgical grade silicone making it soft and flexible and is curved to fit a woman's body, providing both internal and external stimulation. It is designed so that when inserted, the larger of the two vibrating pads fits comfortably over the clitoris while the smaller rests inside the woman against the g-spot. The toy is slender enough that it can be worn during sex, providing stimulation for both partners (click here for a diagram... NSFW).

The We-Vibe is rechargeable, hands free AND waterproof. This purple plaything would be great for women or men looking to introduce toys into the bedroom for the first time. It's small, non-intimidating and hits all the right spots.

This toy is on the expensive side, retailing at $129.95, but with some web searching you can find it as cheap as $69.95.

Ask Cherry: Maintenance Fees

2009-08-05T00:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Cherry,

It's a recession and I'm trying to save money. But I have new boo. Can you tell me what maintenance items are unacceptable to cut from my routine? I've been stretching my pedi's and brow work. Those can't and shouldn't be eliminated right?? What about those expensive teeth whitening strips? Or those fabulous salt scrubs from The Body Shop? Or all of the plug-ins strategically placed around my apartment...

Help!

- True Beauty on a Budget

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Dear Beauty,

Girl... I feel your pain. Primpin' ain't easy; especially in this economy.

My first suggestion is to skip the salon & and spa and DIY! From mani/pedi's to bikini waxes, you can save lots of $$$ by spending a little extra time taking care of yourself, yourself. To get you started I'll refer you to the lovely people over at Bella Sugar. They have complied a great list of DIY Spa Treatments including a good homemade body scrub. For your brows I suggest threading. There are lots of places that can hook you up for about $8 (NYC) - $12 (DC). Personally I've had better luck doing my own touch ups between threadings than w/ waxing. For DIY teeth whitening check out this article from Health.com

Things to nix: ACRYLIC NAILS!!! BOOO!!!! If you have them (this goes for all ladies, not just Beauty) let them GO! Fake nails are so Prom '98. If you suffer from weak or brittle nails, invest in some Duri Rejuvacote. Within two months I promise you you'll have killer nails and extra money in your wallet.

If you're shelling out lots of money on make-up I suggest checking out e.l.f. cosmetics. They sell awesome, yet dirt cheap make-up. Before purchasing any make-up, try it on using Instyle's Hollywood Makeover -- it's the best thing ever! Simply upload a picture of yourself and you can try various brands of different types of make up in numerous shades. If you're a salon quality product whore (I know I am!) hit up your local Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Loehmann's. They carry all types of high-end haircare and skincare products for cheap.

Did I cover everything... oh, Plug-Ins!... Ditch the Plug-Ins! I have no idea WHY they are so expensive but even on sale w/ a coupon the nice ones that don't smell terrible can run you like $6 a pack. I suggest picking a concentrated Room Spray at Bath and Body Works or Pier 1. They retail at $5 and $6 respectively, and last forever. Unlike a Plug-In that runs all day, you just spray these when you need it. All it takes is a little spritz in each corner of the room and you're good for the rest of the day. I've had the same can for the past 3 years and it's still 1/2 full.

The most important thing is to de-stress as opposed to being in distress. Remember that you don't have to do EVERYTHING yourself, but even if you pick two things you can do at home that's a start, or alternate... I get spa pedi's maybe 3 times a year and then DIY in between.

I hope this helps you keep some ducats in your pockets!

- Cherry

Dress-up: Bras and Big Bubbies!!

2009-07-23T07:32:00.000-07:00

Size matters...

Today I'd like to tackle the topic of tatas, or more accurately what we house them in :) Did you know that 80% of women are wearing the wrong bra size? I did! I see it every day. It's a fashion tragedy. I've seen women of all shapes and sizes wearing terrible bras that ruin their outfit and give them an unflattering silhouette.

Finding the right size bra, and the right bra can be a long journey for some of us. I was 25 before I found out exactly what size bra I should wear. Being blessed with an ample bosom I'd been rocking a DD-DDD cup bra since 11th grade. When the cups still didn't fit right, I just kept increasing the band size. I found out a few years back, that was a no-no. I made a visit to NYC's La Petite Coquette for a bra fitting and went from wearing a 38DDD to a 34H. (Yes, chile an H!!!)

The change was dramatic. I looked 20lbs lighter instantly and felt that much more confident. I challenge every woman be you and A cup or an E to go get fitted for a bra. While I love Victoria's Secret, I suggest going to a specialty bra shop or to a high end department store like Nordstroms. Back in the day the sales associates at Vicki's used to be on point and were professionals, but nowadays I'm not trusting a college student who needs some extra $$$ to give me an accurate fitting.

Also let me clarify, my breasts aren't THAT ginormous. Some might disagree, but you must remember cup size is based on a ratio. I'm busty w/ a narrow torso so my cup size is larger. The cup on a 34 B is going to be smaller than the cup on a 38 B. All B cups are not the same size, nor are any other cup sizes. Each cup size is different depending on the band with. This is what causes a lot of size confusion. If you're wearing a 36 B and your bra rides up in the back, but the cups fit fine, then your band size is too large and you'd probably do better in a 34 C but not a 34 B. The cup on the 34 B will probably be too small.

Now some extra advice for my readers with overflowing cups...

A good bra is expensive. Sorry, but it's a fact. I haven't bought a bra for under $50 in several years. It sucks but it's a fact. I love Vicki, but she doesn't love me. My lady lumps unfortunately don't fit into Very Sexy bras. There will be no Semi-Annual Sale action for me, so what's a gal to do...

There are options!! High end dept. stores such as Nordstroms and Bloomingdales carry lines like Freya, Panache, and Chantelle who make frilly brassieres for busty bodies. A little birdie told me that select L'eggs Hanes Bali Playtex outlet stores carry Le Mystère bras (call ahead to find out). Big boobs on Broadway swear by Bratenders in NYC. They sell all types of specialty bras to make sure you look your best in any outfit.

For even more options I recommend Bravissimo. They're based in the UK but their selection is unmatched!! They not only sell bras, but also sell swimwear and clothing for busty people. I love this site because they recognize that busty doesn't = big girl. They have tops and dresses that are made for "curvy" women!

For domestic online shopping (for all bra sizes) I suggest Figleaves, Freshpair, and Bare Necessities. NOTE: before shopping online that u try on some bras in the store. US and UK bra sizes differ and it's good to see how a brand fits before putting out $$ for shipping.

I hope some of this info helps more women hold 'em high and proud... Whatever the size :)

Toybox: Endless Pleasure

2009-07-21T07:06:00.000-07:00

What is THAT!?!

I hosted a passion party for some friends this weekend and the above was what one inquiring mind wanted to know about today's sexy selection.

Endless Pleasure by California Exotics looks like it can provide just that. It's got everything but the kitchen sink! It looks like that ride that every kid is dying to get on. It has multiple vibration settings, rotates in two directions, features a row rotating pearls just below the tip, and moves back and forth at variable speeds. It has a humming bird for clitoral stimulation that is lightening fast and lives up to its moniker. The buttons light up and the toy glows like some sort of magical wand.

In addition to the dual intensity controls, this toy also features a "random" button for preprogrammed pleasure.

Retailing at $155, this is another one of those wishlist investment items, however if you're really interest, as always do your research for a bargain. A quick search showed prices as low as $99.

Now if only it could cuddle and make u breakfast...

Freaky Friday: A Heart Shaped Box?

2009-07-17T04:56:00.000-07:00

Does anyone around here speak Swedish?

Greetings from the land of Abba and oddly named furniture...

Swedish condom brand RFSU launched the site ShavethePussy.com in 2008 to promote their line of intimate shaving products. Sadly the English site had been shut down (mostly because they don't sell their products in the US) but their Swed site is still up. I don't speak Ikea but I know a hot mess when I see one. Please check out the "GALLERI" (second link on the bottom of their site). There are 801 pages of creative choncha cuts to choose from.

Please comment. I'd love to hear your thoughts lol!

Bedtime Stories: OMG!

2009-07-15T01:21:00.000-07:00

OMG

by KAJE©

During his lunch hour Craig had to make a quick trip over to the HR department to drop off a form. The HR department occupies a building about a quarter of a mile from the building in which Craig works.

After dropping the form off with HR, Craig rides the elevator down to the first floor. For the elevator ride down to the first floor Craig is joined by two men who are busy texting away on their phones. Craig allows them to get off the elevator first. He shakes his head as he watches them continue to text while walking off the elevator.

Craig is still shaking his head as he begins to step off the elevator. As he does he comes within inches of colliding with Ruth. Luckily Craig is able to stop in his tracks before colliding with what he now sees is a gorgeous woman standing in front of him.

Craig smiles, steps aside and begins to walk away from the elevator. As he does Craig says quietly to himself, “oh my god, I would love to make her scream.”

Craig then hears a female voice say, “excuse me, what did you say?”

He turns to Ruth who is walking alongside him. She must have changed her mind and decided not to get on the elevator. And it appears that she heard what he just muttered to himself.

Craig plays dumb. “What?”

“What did you just say?” Ruth asks.

“Nothing. I didn’t even know you were there. I didn’t say anything to you”, says Craig.

“I know you didn’t say anything to me. But you definitely said something about me”, Ruth responds.

Craig opens his mouth intending to continue his act of ignorance, but instead says, “I am very sorry. That was inappropriate of me to say. I didn’t realize you were near me. I was taken aback by you and blurted out like an idiot. Please accept my apology”, he says.

“What do you mean you were taken aback by me?” asks Ruth.

“I was focused on the techno geeks who were in the elevator with me. As a result I was not paying attention and I nearly ran into you. And then when I looked up I was stunned by how amazingly beautiful you are. And then I blurted out something inappropriate”, says Craig.

“Yes, I think you said, “oh my god, I would love to make her scream”. Did I hear you correctly? Is that what you said?” asks Ruth.

Craig doesn’t respond. He merely blushes and nods his head. Suddenly he realizes that this woman could be someone in the HR department and that he could be in serious trouble.

“You need to come with me”, Ruth says to Craig.

Not knowing what he has gotten himself into Craig follows her. Ruth leads Craig down a hallway adjacent to the elevator to a room that is marked “Conference”. She keys in a code to the touchpad lock and opens the door. Ruth then steps aside and allows Craig to enter the room first.

Ruth enters the room behind him. She is standing next to the light switch, but makes no attempt to turn on the light. The room is only lit by the light coming in from the hallway.

“Show me”, says Ruth.

“Excuse me. Show you what?” asks Craig.

“Show me that you can make me scream”, she says. Ruth then closes the door behind her as she steps toward Craig.

The room becomes totally dark except for the little slice of light underneath the door. However, that is enough light that Craig can still see how stunningly beautiful Ruth she is as she approaches him.

Craig pauses for a few seconds and then leans forward and lightly kisses her on the lips. He then takes her by the waist and lifts her up onto the table. Craig then helps her lay back. Ruth is now lying on her back on the table with her lower legs hanging over the end of the table.

Craig pulls a chair up to the table and sits down at the head of the long conference table. He positions himself between Ruth’s legs. He then takes hold of each of her ankles and rests them on the arms of the chair he is sitting in.

Craig then slides his hand up each of her bare legs. He massages her calves on his way upward. He then moves over her thighs as his hands continue their journey upward.

Craig takes hold of the edge of her skirt as his hands pass under it. He then pushes the front of her skirt up over her hips. The rear of her skirt remains underneath her ass. Craig’s fingers then hook each side of her lace panties and he begins to smoothly pull them down her legs.

She lifts her feet as Craig pulls the panties over each of her high heels. Ruth has been staring into Craig’s eyes the whole time and watches closely as he raises the panties to his nose and breathes in. Craig then slides the panties into his right pants pocket.

Craig then moves his hands to the sides of Ruth’s hips and begins moving her toward him. With her skirt underneath her ass on this freshly polished conference table Ruth glides as if she were on ice. Craig slides her up to the edge of the table so that the skirt underneath her ass hangs over the side. He replaces her feet on the arms of the chair. Her hips are at the very edge of the table right in front of his face.

Craig takes the tips of his index and middle finger from his left hand and lightly runs them through the small patch of closely trimmed pubic hair directly above her lips. He then slides those two fingers downward. Craig separates his fingers so that they go to the outside edge of her lips. His fingers barely touches her lips as he traces the outline of her pussy.

Craig’s fingers come together when he reaches the bottom. He then continues downward with those two fingers slicing between her amazingly tight ass cheeks. Craig feels Ruth jump slightly when one of his finger tips touch her asshole. Craig smiles to himself as the thought of entering her ass with something much more substantial than his finger crosses his mind.

Craig then lowers his mouth and moves his tongue to her skin. Craig’s tongue follows the path that his fingers just traced. He moves down the right side or her pussy until he reaches the space between her pussy and her ass. Craig then rubs his tongue over this space. In response Ruth arches her back and lifts her ass up slightly.

Craig then moves his tongue up the other side until her reaches her clit. He then uses his index finger and thumb from his left hand to reveal her clit. Then Craig slowly moves his tongue in a counterclockwise circle around her clit.

As his tongue circles her clit Craig for the first time hears a noise come from her. He is not sure whether it was a gasp or a sigh. However, either way it is clear to him that the noise represents pleasure.

Craig moves his tongue back down the right side. This time he uses his tongue to separate her outer lip. He moves more slowly as his tongue gently moves from side to side across the surface of her exposed right lip.

When he reaches the space between her pussy and ass, Craig once again pauses to run his tongue repeatedly over this area. He then begins to move back up the left side. As he does he parts the left lip the same way that he did the right lip. He also moves his tongue from side to side across the surface of the left lip.

As Craig’s tongue reaches the top he once again uses the thumb and index finger from his right hand to expose her clit. Just as he did before Craig moves his tongue around her clit in a counterclockwise motion. Although this time he circles her clit twice.

Now Craig slides the tip of his tongue down the middle of her lips. Craig applies a little pressure against her opening but makes no attempt to press his tongue inside.

After running his tongue over the space between her pussy and ass Craig once again moves upward. This time he adds even more pressure from the tip of his tongue. As he moves over her opening the tip of his tongue slightly penetrates Ruth. Craig hears another noise from her. This one is unmistakably a gasp. He smiles as he continues to move upward.

As Craig circles her clit three times he hears Ruth begins to pant. He knows she is ablaze from the touch of his tongue. He knows she won’t last much longer.

Craig moves his tongue back down. This time he uses the flat surface of his tongue to lick her all the way down. He then starts back up again licking her with the wide portion of his tongue. When he reaches her opening Craig presses his tongue deeply inside Ruth.

Ruth nearly comes off the table. She grabs the sides of the table and arches her back even higher. She then lifts her right leg off the arm of the chair and wraps it around the back of Craig’s head. As she does Craig continues to penetrate her with his full tongue.

Craig withdraws his tongue and moves back upward. As he finds Ruth’s clit again Craig slides the index finger and middle finger from his right hand all the way into her. She can take no more. She slaps the table with both her hands as an enormous tremor of orgasm begins to overtake her. As Craig repeatedly slides his two fingers deeply in and out of her, Ruth begins to scream, “oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD….”

After leaving the conference room Craig and Ruth walk silently toward the elevators. As they reach the elevators the doors to an elevator opens. Craig turns and looks at Ruth. She moves to the opening door and holds her hand against it to keep it from closing. She then steps into the elevator and moves her hand thereby allowing the door to start to close. Craig opens his mouth to speak but the door closes before he has a chance to ask her name.

As Craig turns and begins walking away he puts his right hand in his pants pocket. Craig smiles broadly as he pulls out Ruth's lace panties.

Dress-up: Between the Sheets

2009-07-13T22:13:00.000-07:00

Sometimes less is more.

We all know that most sexy lingerie ends up on the floor moments after it's revealed. One way to get more bang for your buck (pun definitely intended) is to put just as much thought into your bedding as you to your wardrobe. You wouldn't buy a shirt in an unflattering color so don't buy linens in a horrible hue. Everyone wants to look good naked and an easy way to do that is by selecting sheets that complement your coloring.

You also want sheets that feel sexy. I say skip the silky satins and stick with sateen cotton. High thread counts can be pricey but they're an investment. We spend 1/2 our lives in bed so pamper yourself.

Here are some good options:

Affordable - Home 600tc Sheets by Target in Rust; $30 - 80

Ballerific - Bicolor Sheets by Frette in Ivory/Yellow; $945 (yes I HAVE slept in these and they are instantaneously moisture inducing)

Toybox: Elise

2009-07-12T22:56:00.000-07:00

Silent, but deadly...

Horror story 1: It's 2am, you're too horny to sleep and neither hand is quite doing the job. You reach for a toy but at this oh so silent hour of the night it sounds more like a buzz saw than a bullet.

Horror story 2: "Mmmmmm... oooooooh... yes... almost... WHAT THE F!?!?!" (vibrator slows to a slow rumble and then gives out) "Great! What else in this house has AA batteries?!"

Both situations suck (sadly not literally)!

Here's a solution: The Elise

This pretty purple pleasure giver is one of the more reasonably priced items available from the bougie skanks over at Lelo. With a retail price of $169, I know I may get a few side-eyes for calling this "reasonably priced" but in comparison to her $10,500, 18k gold-plated cousin Inez; Elise is a cheap date.

What makes her worth it?

A moaner not a screamer... Elise is whisper quiet.
Plug it in... it has a rechargeable ion battery and comes with an AC adapter.
You break it, they fix it... if you've ever broken a great toy (hey, it happens) you know how awesome a 1yr warranty is.
Double your pleasure... there are two separate vibrating points in the shaft that work in harmony to deepen your experience.
The bitch is fly... look how sleek and smooth she is; classy not trashy!

Bedtime Stories: Night Shift

2009-05-12T21:52:00.000-07:00

Night Shift

by phoenix1810©

She sat at her desk at work, bored to tears. It was her first midnight shift at the inbound call centre and she had quickly realized why no one ever enthusiastically volunteered to work this time slot. A co-worker had just informed her that only two or three calls per employee came in each night. She silently cursed herself for not bringing a book or one of those Sudoku puzzles everyone was buzzing about. She fidgeted with the items on her desk, arranging her pens and other office supplies into a neat row.

She had only recently started working at the centre, as a means of escaping the retail hell she had previously been tied to for employment. She was thrilled to finally have a desk to herself and to be able to wear all of the cute business suits she had acquired over the years. She looked particularly good this evening, her short skirt accentuating her long legs and hugging her curves in all the right places. The camisole and jacket she wore highlighted the fullness of her firm breasts, and her dark brown hair framed her delicate face.

Eventually she got bored of arranging her desk and began to look around the office. Besides the co-worker that had told her about the lack of work on the midnight shift, there weren't too many other people around. Then she noticed someone sitting at a desk in the corner of the centre nearest to her. It was hard to tell from a distance, but he appeared to be quite good-looking. He must have felt her staring at him because he turned around suddenly and looked at her. He was gorgeous. Dark with soulful eyes, he was classically handsome. His full, delicious lips broke into an amazing smile. She flashed a smile back at him, feeling the wetness between her legs intensify. Who was this attractive, sexual man?

* * * * * * * *

He found himself staring at a beautiful woman. Working another boring midnight shift, he had suddenly felt as though someone was looking at him. He had turned around to see what he assumed was one of the newly hired employees. She was striking. He longed to run his hands through her hair or underneath the short black skirt she wore. She had that curvy shape that he loved on women and he felt himself begin to stir at the thought of touching her naked body. He shook his head and looked away from her. Inter-office sexcapades were a big no-no. Still, he couldn't help but wonder...

* * * * * * * *

She found herself overtaken with longing for this intense man. She wondered if it would be wrong to try to initiate some sort of a sexual encounter with him. It had been so long since she had gotten a good fucking, the kind of fucking that a guy like this one looked more than able to provide. With a sudden burst of confidence, she inconspicuously slipped her panties off underneath the desk and slipped them into an envelope with a note. She walked by his desk and dropped the package in his lap. She winked at him and walked away. Now it would be up to him...

* * * * * * * *

He starred after the woman in disbelief. He picked up the envelope from his lap and peeked inside. He grew hard instantly when he saw that the envelope contained her lacy black thong. It was as though she had read his mind. He noticed that there was a note as well:

Bored on the job? Meet me in the women's washroom by the lounge and I

can guarantee that your night will be anything but dull...

He gulped. Was this beautiful woman really offering him sex at work? He had never done something so risky before, but it had always been a secret fantasy of his. Ah, what the hell, he thought. He got up and casually walked to the lounge area. No one was around as he slipped into the women's washroom. He found her there, a sensual smile forming on her soft pink lips as he entered the room. He stood there, motionless except for his huge cock which was throbbing in anticipation of fucking her. She walked up to him and reached behind him to lock the door to the restroom. She pressed close to him as she did so, groping his package with her free hand. He groaned.

"I'm..." he started to say as she cut him off with a hard kiss. This woman meant business!

* * * * * * *

She couldn't believe she was being so bold. There was something about this guy, though. She needed to feel him inside of her. She had grabbed him as she locked the bathroom door behind them and the grope had confirmed her suspicions. His dick was long and thick and harder than a rock for her tight, wet pussy. She felt like a dirty little slut and loved it. Shoving him against the wall, she began kissing him even harder as he ran his hands through her hair. She pressed her huge breasts against his firm chest and kneaded his ass with her hands. He began to kiss and nibble her neck. She moaned with pleasure, digging her nails into his back. She quickly unbuttoned his shirt and began to lick and suck on his nipples while he touched her longingly...

* * * * * * *

He was overwhelmed. This sexy slut was sure doing a number on him. Everything she was doing to him was turning him on intensely. He gasped for air as she undid his pants expertly and pulled out his thick cock. She wrapped her lips around its swollen head and teased it with her tongue. It was almost too much to handle. He grabbed her hair as she took his cock all the way into her wet, warm mouth and fondled his balls. She pumped his cock deeper and deeper into her throat. He felt as though he might explode. She looked up at him with eyes that said, "Fuck me now!" He pulled her off his cock and grabbed her breasts as she moaned in ecstasy. He hiked up her skirt and pushed his pants down to his ankles. Pressing her up against the wall, he drove his cock into her. She stifled a scream of pleasure as he savored the feeling of her hot, wet tightness around his huge member...

* * * * * * * *

She felt herself on the brink of a powerful orgasm. The feeling of this guy's hard dick her pussy was like nothing she had ever felt before. He pumped her hard and called her his dirty little slut, which only made her hornier. She grabbed fistfuls of his shirt as he fucked the hell out of her.

"I'm going to come!" she screamed, as he pushed her over the edge and she exploded. He continued to fuck her with strong, hard thrusts for a few more seconds before he shot a huge load of cum into her sopping wet pussy.

They leaned against the wall as they caught their breath afterwards, eyes glittering with satisfaction. They put their clothes back on and exited the restroom quietly.

As he winked at her and walked away, she thought to herself that midnight shifts at work weren't so bad after all.

Toybox: OhMiBod

2009-05-10T22:59:00.000-07:00

Slave to the rhythm...

Ladies, ever heard a song that it made you quiver in all the right places? Fellas, do you have a playlist you think can make any woman drop her panties? Are you so obsessed with your ipod that you've fantasized about getting intimately acquainted with it? If your answer is yes then oh boy do I have the toy for you!

Introducing: The OhMiBod

Bump an iHome or those Bose headphones... I think this little white wand is the best ipod accessory out there. Simply plug this vibrator into your ipod and it turns your playlist into pulsating pleasure. The wand contains an audio enabled integrated microchip which lets it to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. How awesome is that?!?!

I think this toy is genius! Shame on apple for not thinking of this first. I did some web searching and saw it prices as low as $52.

My suggestion... download David Banner's Play, and jam out with your clam out!!!

Freaky Friday: Grady Wilson's Put The Fire Back

2009-05-08T02:19:00.000-07:00

Two words: The Bumblebee!

Some of you may have seen this before, but I thought this SNL skit was hilarious. Men... take notes, ladies... start stretching, everyone... prepare to be SCHOOLED by Grady Wilson as he demonstrates his love making techniques that are guaranteed to "knock it out!":

Ask Cherry: Sweat It Out?

2009-05-06T22:35:00.000-07:00

Hi Cherry,

I've often heard men say they are very turned off when their women come to bed with a bonnet or scarf on their head. As a Black woman with relaxed hair, it is very important that my hair is neatly wrapped before my head hits the pillow. Now what am I to do? I don't want to turn my man off, but I spend too much money on regular visits to the salon to just blow my hair maintenance. How do you suggest I handle this situation? And is there a sexy alternative to the scarf or bonnet?

Sincerely,

Trying To Make It Last

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Dear Trying To Make It Last,

The first thing you need to do is be realistic... you and him. There's no way you're gonna be able to jump in bed every night, hair free, and then wake up looking like the latest cover of Magazine... it ain't gon' happen. You can however meet a man 1/2 way. Here are a few tips:

Schedule things out- If you get your wig tightened every Saturday then Fridays night should be "Hair-Free" night. If you're like me and you only go to the hairdresser (or do your do yourself) ever other week, if ~~it's not touch up time~~ you don't mind rocking a ponytail or a hair clip for a day, give him two scarfless nights
Step your game up- If you're gonna wear a scarf to bed and won't be sleeping alone, wear a nice scarf (i.e., no bandanas... which you shouldn't wear anyways, cotton is terrible on your hair, but that's another post). You know how you wear a fly scarf to the beach, do the same when you head to bed. I'm not saying you have to put a layer of Pucci between you and the pillow, but hit up the thrift store, get a pretty/fashionable scarf, something that complements your coloring, and when it gets greasy wash it or toss it and cop a new one
Accessorize- In addition to a nicer scarf, try sleeping in a small pair of earrings, and throw on some lip gloss before bed. It can make a world of difference and make you look less like a cancer patient. Also, that bit of gloss prevent AM chapped lips
Highlight Your Best Assets- Mean are easily distracted. Wear something that will draw his attention away from your head... in other words, no oversized, holey t-shirts w/ head scarves.
Make a Deal- Most stores have a policy of "you break it, you bought it"... so can you! Men are jackasses and most get off on fucking up your hairdo. I think money to fix your hair is a great alternative to a scarf
Get Even- If your man has cornrow, next time he sleeps over w/ fresh braids, get on top one night and rub his head all in the pillow... fuzz them bad boys up and see how he likes having to get newly laid hair redone

I think these suggestions can help the situation, but at the end of the day a scarf should not be a deal breaker. While you shouldn't go to bed looking like a leper, he shouldn't expect you to look picture perfect 24/hrs a day. If you make an effort and he keeps bitching, kick his bitchass to the curb!

- Cherry

Bedtime Stories: In The Heat

2009-05-06T22:23:00.000-07:00

In The Heat

taken from Shades of Love

The heat was unforgiving that evening. The sun dangled in the sky almost refusing to descend, refusing to set. It’s 7:45, and the thermometer reads 92. I’m not sure if that heat-wave broke a record today, but that day heat certainly broken me. My hair stuck to the nape of my neck, like wet silk, while beads of sweat ran slowly down my forehead, stinging my eyes.

After thirty minutes or so, the sun had finally lost all its fight and was setting upon the horizon, transforming the skies into delicate pastels of purple and pink hues. I sat on the porch steps looking out over the beach, and all its seclusion, grateful for the evening’s relief. This was my evening ritual, to watch the sunset and enjoy the soothing tones of the oceans serenade. A shy wind began to gently pick up from the west, cooling my brow and forcing a smile. I opened my legs to let the cool breeze blow up my cotton dress, and quench the stickiness between my legs, with hopes of pacifying that building yearning feeling of horniness that often comes with sweat and heat.

Tye wasn’t due back to the beach house for another week, which meant I was alone, and at the moment, feeling very sexually repressed. While the breeze teased my sensations, I drifted in thought about the way Tye touched me in just he right places, the way he made me tingle with excitement when he said my name.

Hmmm… I’m starting to feel aroused. I’ll knew I’d never last the night like this.

I got up and headed to the bedroom. The house had somewhat cooled with the smooth flowing ocean breeze. It felt good, but it was still stifling. Inside the bedroom was even hotter; I guess I’ll have to do this on the porch. Well, what’s the sense in having a private beach if I can’t enjoy it? I reached into the bottom drawer of my nightstand, and pulled out my little friend “Dexter”. Dexter satisfied my sexual desires on those lonely nights when Tye was away. I turned him on to test the batteries. The whine of the motor made me smile, thinking of a battery commercial.

They keep going, and going, and going…

Heading back to the porch steps, I carefully surveyed the area for trespassers; nothing but quiet sand and the tall grass dancing in the wind. Perfect.

I got comfortable in my chair as I turned on Dexter, and straddled my legs against the railing of the porch steps. Suddenly swept by a feeling of paranoia; I carefully scanned the area again. Sorry, no shows tonight fella’s. Feeling that the coast was clear, I felt it was time to let my vibrator do what it was meant to do. I leaned my head so far back I could hardly swallow, and teased my clit until I could feel moisture on the seat cushion. My fingers were drenched in activity, as I moaned without reservation. Pinching my nipples as hard I could take, as my hips gyrated in the air, making wet sloppy sounds, I buried Dexter deep inside me and grinded it so hard, I thought I would crush it. I could feel my walls agree with contraction as they vibrated with waves of so much intensity, I could feel the tears run down my cheeks.

Thank god, I’m a woman.

As I collapsed in the chair, with heavy breath after such a workout, entranced in my relief, I was awakened by the sound of a twig snap. I opened my eyes and tried to focus on the blur shape of a man standing about a yard away, simply watching me. I hurriedly got up, and almost ran back to the house completely embarrassed. The man began come closer and into the light. As he came to vision I could see it was my next door neighbor from the next beach over. I had often seen him around town when Tye and I went in for supplies. He always had a smile and something pleasant to say. To this day, I could not tell you what it was, but in the moon light, that night, he was gorgeous, and instead of going in the house I just stood there. My god, I was still having orgasms. I could feel the warm sticky cum slowly seeping down my legs.

We just stood there, the three of us; Dexter who was still vibrating, the silent neighbor who was still watching and myself, who was still cummin’.

I couldn’t take my eyes off him, locked a moment of animalistic heat, and devil may care desire. My clit is literally twitching, and he’s just standing there. Finally, I guess having mustered his courage; he approached me as I sat on the porch chair, vibrator still in hand. He looked at my vibrator, then at me and smiled. I smiled a weak smile then opened my mouth to say something; he put his finger to my mouth to quiet me. My nostril flared at the distinct smell of spit, and fresh cum on his fingers. Now I am completely turned

You naughty boy, you been watching me and jerking off.

Before he could remove finger, I softly rubbed my cheek against it, and found it still moist and sticky. With one long stroke of my tongue, I licked his finger and savored his remnants. Now self-assured of my invitation, he gently took the vibrator out of my hand, knelt down in front of me and spread my legs. Then, with expertise he slowly slid Dexter deep between my legs grazing my G-Spot. I gripped the chair tightly and moaned at my own insanity, as I felt myself flowing in streams and my pussy lips gripped Dexter tighter with each passing thrust. As his wrist brushed against my inner thighs between thrusts, I could feel my cum totally soaking his wrists.

Oh my god, six orgasms… I can’t take anymore.

He kept working my Dexter in me, until I could no longer control myself. In frenzy I grabbed his face and kissed him hungrily. There is no better orgasm, than one sealed with a kiss. As my tongue lashed about in his mouth, the feeling of his tongues thickness had me juicier than ever. I wanted it inside of me.

As if he had read my mind, he cupped my face with his hands as he pulled away from me. I assume that he was jerking off, while fingering me, because I smelled my cum on one hand, and his cum on the other. At last he spread my legs and began to devour me throwing me into hair-pulling ecstasy. In all my life, I have never had my clit licked so perfectly. I grabbed his head and suffocated him within me, smearing him with hot cum. He dove in deeper, and I grinded down hard as hard as I could to push every ounce of cum out and onto his face or into his mouth. After licking me clean, he began shaking uncontrollably. He arose from me, turned and shot an unbelievably long stream of cum onto the beach. His hands were moving so fast that they were no more than a blur.

When he was done he extended his cum-drenched hand to me, motioning for me to rise from the chair. He came so hard he literally had cum dripping from his hand. Before rising, I studied his soaked hand for a moment, and caught one of the drops with my finger before it fell. He smiled as I tasted his cum’s thick milk-shake like texture and sweet/salty flavor.

We kissed passionately for what seemed like hours, with the roar of the ocean filling our ears with fantasy and passion. The type of passion you are told about as a teen, you look for as an adult, and long to remember when you’re old.

All of the sudden the ocean stopped roaring, and there was nothing but a deafening silence and darkness. I then awakened from my dream and opened my eyes to reveal, that I was still straddled in the chair, and the copper top batteries in Dexter had just died. Oh well, but that was one hellacious dream.

Keep going, and going… My ass.

I’m glad Tye is coming home early.

Dress-up: Just For Men

2009-05-04T21:47:00.000-07:00

The naked man...

I realize that I have been neglecting my male readers in the dress-up department. I've never been a huge fan of men in costumes. I just like men fitted in finely tailored ~~luxury~~ clothing (though don't get me wrong... a beater and some sweats, or better yet, just a pair of sweats can be quite tasty). Again I recognize that we are in a recession, so for the men out there on a budget, I give you The Naked Man:

This "outfit" is best explained by Mitch from How I Met Your Mother -- "It's called 'The Naked Man'... You're on a first date and you've had a few drinks. You make an excuse to go up to the girl's apartment. Then, once she leaves the room, you strip down naked and wait. When she comes back, she laughs. She's so charmed by your confidence and bravado -- she sleeps with you."

According to Mitch it works two out of every three times. Use it wisely!

Toybox: Recession Proof*

2009-05-03T22:46:00.000-07:00

*Okay, so this does require you paying your utility bills...

I'm quite aware that we are in fact in a recession and money is tight. In light of that I have posted some thrifty ways to dress-up but not to get off... my bad. The last few accouterments that I suggested you all acquire were pretty prices so this week's recommendation is free 99!

So what is it already... The Faucet (TADA!)

I know this is not news for some but I've learned not to take it for granted that everyone had explored as much as I have. I am positive someone out there is completely baffled by my suggestion and for them I will give some simple step-by-step instructions.

Clean your bathtub, i.e., ready the tub as though you were going to take a bath.
Turn on the water so that it's warm (but not so warm as to be uncomfortable on sensitive areas) and leave it running
Sit in the tub and lie on your back (for those ladies out their w/ perms, put on a shower cap keep your head up like you're doing crunches... no pain no gain!)
Slide down so that your tush is flush against the front of the tub
Spread 'em
Reposition until the water is rushing over all the right places
Lie back and enjoy!

Simple enough right? If you want to mix it up you can play with the water pressure and temperature see what rocks your boat.

Oh, and those of you w/o tubs (don't you hate only having a shower)... you'll need to invest in a shower messager. Any Waterpik with a "fast massaging pulse" setting will do. You can get one on Amazon.com for about $24.

Mondays generally suck, so when you get home, run yourself a long bath or take a few minutes for yourself in the shower!

Freaky Friday: Soul Strippin'

2009-04-30T23:45:00.000-07:00

Somethings are just not meant to be...

*sigh*

So... I'm a big fan of the art of pole dancing. I've taken a class once or twice and I had a great time. It was a fantastic workout, but more than that, it was a great way to get in touch with your body and your femininity and sexual self and all of that.

You can pole dance to just about any type of music, from Gregorian chant to gangsta rap... HOWEVER... this is just TERRIBLE:

Solo Pole Performance with Soul Singer Rahbi - Not Safe For Work

(feel free to watch the entire video but scroll ahead to 2:24 to see the fuckery to which I'm referring)

Bedtime Story: Attention, Please!

2009-04-28T22:38:00.000-07:00

Attention, Please!

by KR©

You are on the phone and I cannot resist. I am drawn to the sound of your voice, just like Peaches-the-cat, and just as predisposed to purr as she is. You are sitting in your chair, staring sightlessly at the computer monitor as you talk.

'Ah, good,' I think, 'its not work-related.' I long to touch you and I do so, running my fingers over your bare shoulders and down your chest.

In response, your fingers clasp my wrist, and squeezing firmly, lift my hand away. Your other hand gestures impatiently, signalling 'leave me alone'. I am miffed by your response, I admit it. I pull my hands away and move around the chair to straddle your legs, trapping them between my own. You give me an intense almost-glare and continue your conversation, your eyes flashing warnings at me. Which I ignore, of course.

I sit on the edge of your desk and prop up one of my legs by placing my foot on the arm of your chair. You shoot me an angry look but your eyes are caught by the sight of me slowly easing the skirt of my sundress up my thigh. I run my fingers along my smooth-shaven legs, up over my knee and then down along the underside of my thigh. My fingers brush the crotch of my panties and I shiver and moan. My nipples are suddenly hard and long, and I can feel a surge of moisture both inside me and around my clit.

You lean back in your chair a bit, easing your hips forward, drawing my eyes to the bulge growing there. Good. I am tempted to drop to my knees and pull you out, but you've pushed me away once and I don't want it to happen again, so I rest my right hand behind me and lean back against it, supporting myself. I run a finger along my panties, massaging my clit through the cloth barrier, trying to push my finger inside me. Very soon, my panties are soaked. I bring my hand up to my pubis and slide my fingers under the cloth, teasing the soft, shaved skin of my mound and labia.

I watch as you swallow hard and close your eyes, then open them again, as if you are afraid to miss something. I press a finger through my labia and give my clit a good flick, which in turn makes me gasp. I cannot help it, I am trying to be quiet, but it feels so good, that electrical shock of pleasure. I slip my hand farther down, running my fingers between my lips, revelling in the wetness. I slip a finger into my hole, just an inch or two, and slip it out, repeating until my hips want to lift off the desk.

I can hear your voice: you are still talking, but your eyes are fastened upon me, upon that cloth-covered part of my body where all the action is taking place. I decide to have pity on you, and I stand up from the edge of the desk and pull my dress over my head. I pitch it over your shoulder to land in a heap a few feet away. I turn around and balance against the desk, stepping out of my panties. They are soaking wet, and as they slide down my thighs they leave a trail of wetness. I step out of them and leave them laying at my feet, thinking about what to do next.

Bending over, I rest my elbow on the desktop and my chin in my hand. I spread my legs wide apart, and making sure you have a good view, I begin to touch myself in earnest. The fingers of my left hand torment my clit, pinching and rolling it and until my hips buck, and then slip down into me, hooking against my bone, making me squirm. Perhaps three minutes pass and I know I am close to coming, and I know, too, that I cannot come quietly, so I back off.

I can still hear your voice droning but I cannot make out the words, as my own pleasure is buzzing too loudly in my ears. I move my fingers out of my pussy and run them along my ass, giving myself gooseflesh. My fingers are so slick with my juices that I have no trouble moistening the opening there. With my middle finger I tease myself a bit, then slowly push past the ring of muscle to my second knuckle. Carefully, carefully, I slip my finger back and forth, enjoying the frisson of pleasure that this friction provides me. When I have relaxed enough, I try for a second finger, and in less than a minute, both are inside me, moving slowly.

Your tone changes, and I can tell that you are ending your conversation. I can hear you moving in your chair, but I am too wrapped up in the pleasure that I am giving myself to notice more than that.

Suddenly I feel your hand around my wrist, dragging my fingers out of my ass as you push my wrist upwards, into the small of my back. With your other hand you push me down onto the desk until my breasts are pressed against it, then, guide yourself into my pussy. You shove into me hard, forcing a cry out of me that is echoed by a long, low moan from you. My hipbones are slammed punishingly into the desktop again and again until pleasure starts over-riding pain and my body lengthens. I stand on tiptoe and reach my free hand under me to touch my clit. I grind it pushingly, pushing myself toward orgasm with each pass of my fingers. You continue to pound into me until I come, crying out my pleasure, my back arched and my face red.

You pull out of me so suddenly that I moan in protest. There is a small shift in your stance and then I can feel you pressing against a different hole. Your cock is slick and you push the head through with a sharp shove that brings a gasp from me. I am still quivering from my climax, sensitized as hell, and the pressure of you inside me is intense.

"Slowly," I gasp.

"I was on the phone," you say gruffly in response, and leaning forward, press another half-inch into me.

"Oh please," I beg, tears starting in my eyes, my fingers beginning to work in earnest on my clit again, trying to over-ride the pain-signals with pleasure ones. "Please, go slow."

You back out a bit and push again, forcing your way in another inch or so. We both moan, and I can feel the hand still holding my wrist in place tremble a little. I relax and push back a bit, and that is all the invitation you need to continue working your cock into me. Finally you are all the way inside me. I can feel your balls pressing against my fingers as I massage my clit. I'm breathing hard and fast, and I am whimpering and moaning, but so are you.

I buck my ass against you a couple of times and you take the hint. You groan deep down in your chest and start to slide in and out of me, picking up speed after a few strokes. Withdrawing almost all the way, you thrust deeply into me, not as roughly as you did when you were in my pussy, but with restrained violence nonetheless. It feels amazingly intense, and soon I feel that peculiar tingle unique to the build-up of an anal orgasm.

"I'm going to come soon," I warn you, and pinching my clit, begin clenching my muscles around you, milking your cock. I want you to come soon, I need you to come soon. A hard and fast orgasm rises above me like a wave, its curve promising a simultaneous anal and clitoral climax. I can hear myself whimpering and gasping and begging you to come, and I can hear you moaning and gasping in response. A few short, hard strokes and I can feel you tensing behind me, feel that impossible swelling and stiffness that signals orgasm, and then you are coming.

The sounds that come from you are all I need to push me over, and my muscles clench around you as the pleasure radiates through me, making me cry out, wringing me out, forcing gasps and moans from you as well as a blindingly intense double orgasm rolls through me.

Afterwards, you pull slowly and carefully out of me and help me to stand upright on shaky legs. We walk upstairs to your bed and collapse there, arms and legs entangled, and sleep.

Dress-up: DIY

2009-04-27T22:25:00.000-07:00

For all you crafty bitches out there...

So I realize that we are in a recession and a lot of the items I post are pricey. That being said... today's dress-up idea costs Free ninety-nine!

I can't sew for shit past putting some buttons on a shirt and patching up a hole or two, but I know some of you domestic goddesses are highly skilled with a whip stitch, and they say there's nothing like homemade from scratch. Aspiring fashion designers, penny pinchers... this blog is for you!

Instead of making your boo parade around in your Gordon Gartrell collection, here are step by step instructions on how to make your own, super cute lingerie:

Toybox: Vibrating Panties

2009-04-27T00:52:00.000-07:00

Party in your pants...

I love a man who isn't afraid to take control. These lacy cheek warmers let the man, woman, whomever you choose (maybe one of each?) hold your "O" in the palm of their hands.

Vibrating panties are nothing new, but the good people over at Bootyparlor.com have come up with the best incarnation of this very popular toy that I've seen so far. Some toy makers put function before fashion, but I think this lacy, ribbon tie, pair put the material on level with the machinery. These panties would tickle my fancy even if they didn't literally tickle your fancy. I also like that they come in a range of sizes from small to 1x, so they fit booties that are petite, full, slightly curved or rotund.

The bullet vibrator, housed in a secret pocket inside the panties comes with a remote control for that special someone who pushes your buttons. The wireless remote works from up to 20ft away, can shift between 10 different vibration patterns and has a backlit LCD screen. These features help your toy adapt to any social social situation so that it can go wherever you want to cum.

The price tag on this fun couples item is $99. I say next anniversary, birthday, loose weekend, whatever... skip the new dress/shoes or $120 trip to the hairdresser (for a hairdo that you're planning to sweat out anyways) and get something that I'm sure you will get more wear out of and will definitely give you more bang for your buck!

Freaky Friday: Dutty Fridaze

2009-04-25T00:43:00.000-07:00

One word: RECKLESS!

Quote of the week - "A party don't start til a dude throws a table at you!"

Ask Cherry: Who's Got Questions???

2009-04-23T01:24:00.000-07:00

**crickets**

Okay so I know people are reading and I'm sure some of you have some questions, so stop pussyfooting around and drop me a line...

I won't name names... I promise!!

So come on and ask... you know you want to!

cherryvirtuocity@gmail.com

Bedtime Stories: The Secretary

2009-04-22T17:21:00.000-07:00

For those who are more visual creatures...

For this week's bedtime story I've chosen a clip from one of my favorite movies, The Secretary.

Enjoy:

Dress-up: Legware

2009-04-21T09:03:00.000-07:00

She's got legs... knows how to use them!

Am I the only one who remembers that old ZZ Top song? I hope not... Anyways, today I'd like to talk about legware. Now I know some women are scared of any type of stocking like item that isn't sold by Spanx, but trust me ladies, you too can wear garters and the like. I've converted plenty of women and you self-doubters out there are no different. The problem with stockings isn't you, it's sizing.

Here's the scenario: You're in Victoria's Secret. It's the Semi-Annual Sale. You find some great, naughty, frilly thing w/ garters, in your size that's priced so low you can't put it down. You walk over to the stocking section and start looking for your size and you discover that there are plenty A's and B's but not one size C or D. OR, they only have a C in a terrible color, or, as is usually my case, you get home and they lied. Size D does NOT fit women up to 5'9" tall, let alone my 5'8" frame.

Buying garter stockings is just like buying any thing else that goes on your lower half.... they're made for imaginary women who are about 5'4" with super slender thighs. Most of us do not fit that profile.

The solution: StockinGirl.com!

I stumbled across this site last year and it's been a favorite of mine ever since. They sell reasonably priced garter stockings in tall and queen sizes, in a variety of styles and colors. They also have some cute little outfits and good sales as well.

On top of garter stockings they also have a multitude of other legware available from socks to leggings in all types of patterns.

I'm a big fan of legware. It adds punch to any ensemble and at times can make a naughty outfit. Don't believe me? Next time you're hanging around the house w/ your honey, throw on snug beater, a pair of boy shorts and a pair of knee high slouch socks, or better yet, a pair of argyle, schoolgirlesq knee socks and some lip gloss and see what happens...

You'll thank me later ;)

Toybox: Sex Stool

2009-04-19T23:40:00.000-07:00

Damn I need to go to the gym...

Every woman has thought it once or twice during any extended and/or physically demanding session. It's not that you're out of shape, but unlike porn actresses, you don't squat for a living. Yes, sometimes you want to feel the burn and it hurts so good, but that burning sensation in your quads is not cool (can I get an "Amen"?)

Pipedream Products has come up with the perfect solution: The Incredible Sex Stool!

Looks simple doesn't it? A part of the Fetish Fantasy Series, this little stool can provide a lot of support (see the website for suggested positions... you may want to check this out from your home computer). The frame is constructed with heavy duty steel and seat is made of Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU). Yeah, I had no clue what that was and had to look it up... basically TPU is kinda like rubber, but better because it's flexible but resistant to cuts, tears, abrasions, impact and chemicals. This thing is super sturdy and can hold up to 300lbs. Basically the stool can take it as rough as you can.

The opening in the seat allows you to straddle/mount your partner, using the stool for support, but still allows for close contact and deep penetration (doesn't that sound wonderful!)

The stool is available from a variety outlets. Prices range anywhere from $67-110, so if you're interested in adding this piece of furniture to your collection, I suggest shopping around to get the best deal.

Bally's be damned... get the stool and GET IT IN!!!

Freaky Friday: Bobbing for Apples

2009-04-16T23:28:00.000-07:00

Here's a little giggle to get ya goin:

(click the image below to view video)

Ask Cherry: Take That! Take That!

2009-04-16T14:33:00.000-07:00

Hey Cherry!

Anal sex is definitely something women shy away from, and with good reason. Many a man (or woman ;-) ) get too anxious and try the ramming approach, rather than the slow motion route. Any advice on how to prep and go about enjoyable anal sex?

Thanks a bunch!

Cocoa Bisou

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Dear Cocoa,

The ramming approach is definitely a no no! Knowledge and prep work are the keys to enjoyable anal sex and SAFE anal sex. What makes anal sex so uncomfortable (or can make it flat out painful) is the sphincter muscle. There's two parts to it, the inner and the outer, sphincter. Both sphincter muscles stretch but the inner one is much tighter and requires a lot more "work" to loosen up. So some men may take their time and get the "tip" in and then think it's all good to go ramming away, but really they've only conquered the first battle... there's a tougher one ahead. Ramming away can do irreparable damage to your tushy. If you force things in involuntarily, it can lead to them coming out involuntarily... BAD LOOK!

To make this easy let me just give a few general tips:

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR #2 TODAY?!?!: I know... gross, but it's a very VERY important and valid question. If you're not too keen on the idea of sticking something in your ass then I'm sure you're probably worried about something coming out of it when and if you do. I honestly suggest before any sort of sexual activity you make sure that you "clear the way". It's a good habit. So if you can plan ahead, have a high fiber cereal for breakfast. (I would caution against doing any sort of enema or anything immediately beforehand because it can cause more irritation than good)

RELAX: The sphincter is a muscle and it constricts so you've gotta calm down. Yes, he/she wants to put it (whatever "it" might be) in there... are you okay w/ trying that? If your answer is yes, then look him/her directly in the eye, take a hold of "it" (that will generally give you their full attention) and let them know that you're down, but they need to move at your speed and TAKE THEIR TIME. Then, you take a deep breath and try to relax your ass (and by ass I mean literally your anus). If you're still feeling a little tense tell them to use their tongue first... that will definitely get you more relaxed (no?!)

LUBRICATION: Man oh man, I can't say enough about lubrication. Men don't seem to understand that unlike the kitty, the booty does not self-lubricate. Also, the kitty is not a fountain from which astroglide flows. They can't just dip in and then use whatever they find to help lubricate your anus. Not if they're trying to put more than a finger or two in there. You'll want to get a high-grade, water-based lubricant. Anything greasy will breakdown the latex in your toys and/or condom rendering it useless. I suggest KY or Astroglide. Both are available at your neighborhood grocery store.

START SLOW, START SMALL: As I said the sphincter has to be loosened up. I'd suggest starting with a finger (make sure the nails are trimmed... no coke nails, lee press-ons or acrylics allowed!!). Lube it up and begin to work that in and out slowly, and pressing lightly from side to side. The resistance he/she feels on the sides is the sphincter. Your partner should be able to feel both the inner and outer sphincter and the difference in the tension of both. Start with one finger, then two, then more if you feel comfortable. From there you can graduate to maybe a small butt plug or dildo.

ARE YOU READY YET!?!?: Only you can decide when you're ready to put whatever "it" is in your ass. Toys and penises come in different shapes and sizes. It's ultimately up to you to decide how big is too big.

I think that's enough to get you started. As always, if you're not comfortable and you think you don't want to try, then don't. If your partner isn't will to take the time to do it right, then you shouldn't do them... ever again!

Have fun and don't forget... LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE!!!!!

- Cherry

Bedtime Stories: Amen

2009-04-15T18:48:00.000-07:00

(I'm going to hell for posting this, I just know it lol)

Amen

Janey was never really the religious type, but she'd humor her mother every once in a while and attend church, mainly during major holidays. This Sunday wasn't really a holiday but her mother had somehow conned her into attending because they had some new preacher everybody was all excited about. So instead of going out and shaking her ass Saturday night, she had stayed in and gotten a good night's rest and managed to wake up in time to pick up her mother and get to church before the 11am service started. Once she got a look at Pastor Williams she could see what all the excitement was about... He was fine. Actually, he was the finest preacher she'd ever seen... He was tall, well-built, brown-skinned and handsome, and had a deep, smooth voice that made her panties want to fall off. He had the congregation hanging on his every word, and when he hit the climax of his sermon the old church ladies were dropping like flies. In the row in front of hers, Mother Branson jumped up and started hollering. There weren't enough ushers to hold her down. It was the most excitement Janey’d ever seen at Holy Oak Baptist Church. When the choir started singing she felt overwhelmed by the spirit and was so moved she actually shed a tear or two. Then something strange happened… Pastor Williams had been humming along quietly as the choir sang but then raised the microphone to his lips and began singing, and oh lord could he sing.

“I don't know why…. I have to sigh sometimes,” he sang, his deep baritone filling the church to the rafters.

This put the congregation over the top. People were weeping and swaying, even the ushers were dabbing tears away. When he looked out over the congregation his eyes locked briefly with Janey’s and for a moment she felt like he was singing directly to her alone.

“I don't know why Lord… But I'll find out by and by,” he sang, and that’s when it happened. She had been swaying back and forth in her seat and suddenly discovered that the wonderful feeling she’d assumed was the holy ghost, had somehow turned into something terribly different, and she realized with infinite embarrassment and horror, that every time he glanced her way her pussy was getting wetter and wetter.

“Oh lord,” she whispered.

“Yes Lord!” her mother shouted out gleefully.

Her face flushed with embarrassment and she clutched the hymnal book tightly against her lap. She had always felt easily aroused this time of month, something to do with hormones before her cycle, but she’d never felt anything like this in church.

Pastor Williams started walking down the center aisle between the pews, still singing and rejoicing to the lord. The parishioners reached out to touch him as he walked by, and he stopped to hold Mother Jenkin’s hand for a moment until she collapsed to her knees sobbing. The ushers ran over with smelling salts and stiff cardboard church fans. He continued down the aisle and when he got to Janey’s pew he stopped and laid his hand softly on her shoulder. She tried to concentrate on Jesus, and her mother sitting next to her, and Mrs. Jenkins’ huge, ugly-ass church hat, but all she could think of was Pastor Williams long-stroking her over the back of a wooden church bench… and then… right before God, Pastor Williams and the entire congregation, with her eyes squeezed shut, and biting her lower lip hard enough to almost draw blood, she had a massive, earth-shattering, thigh-shaking orgasm. Apparently everyone just assumed she was having a religious experience because an usher ran over and started fanning her and the pastor continued down the aisle, still singing praises to the lord.

After the service ended, the congregation lined up to shake hands with Pastor Williams as they exited the church.

“Hello Mrs. Mills,” he said to Janey’s mother.

“Praise, Jesus! What a beautiful sermon!” she exclaimed, “I want you to meet my daughter!” she said, pushing Janey toward him. “I’ve never seen her more full of the spirit than I did today Pastor Williams!”

The pastor took Janey’s hand and rubbed it softly. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m glad you enjoyed the service.” Her faced flushed with embarrassment as she felt a quick post-orgasmic pussy twitch.

“We’ll be seeing you next Sunday?” he asked.

“Um, I might have to work,” she replied, pulling her hand away, anxious to get home and out of her soggy panties, “but I’ll do my best to get here.”

Unfortunately her mother ended up lingering in the church parking lot for damn near close to an hour chatting with the other old hens, and finally Janey ventured back into the church to find the ladies room. She knew she’d leave a wet spot on the back of her dress if she attempted to drive home this way, so she slipped off her damp panties, stuffed them into her tiny clutch bag and forced the snap closed. On the way out the bathroom she ran headlong into Pastor Williams, the overstuffed purse flew out of her hands, hit the ground sideways, the snap sprang open, and out fell her wet black lace panties. Before she could stop him Pastor Williams had reached down and picked up her purse… and her panties. Janey was almost certainly sure that she would die of embarrassment at that very moment, yet she was strangely comforted by the fact that it would happen in a house of God since she obviously had a lot of sins that would need forgiving.

Pastor Williams handed her back her purse and then, never taking his dark piercing eyes off hers, slipped the panties into his left suit pocket.

“I’ll see you next Sunday Sister Mills,” he said turning down hallway, his hand still deep in his left pocket, “Looking forward to putting the holy spirit in you.”

Dress-up: Budget Bustier

2009-04-14T15:33:00.000-07:00

Step aside Targét!

So this week I was out taking the bargain bin tour with my auntie. She was shopping for an upcoming vaca and needed to pick a few things. We stopped through Target, Wal-Mart and the Big K (yes, we did it all honey!). While traipsing through Wal-Mart I was completely caught of guard when I discovered not only bustiers, but garter stockings and entire naughty lingerie sets in the sleepwear section. WHO KNEW!?!? Not me!

The image to the right is not just a place holder. This is an actual lingerie set that is available on the racks at your neighborhood Wal-mart for the low price (looooowwww prices!!!) of $15! The devil is a liar and apparently so is Victoria! For those who say they can't afford to buy frilly things and play dress up, you no longer have an excuse.

Stop bullshitting and pick up some ~~censored~~ baby makin' music and a corset or two the next time you're stocking up on toilet paper.

Toybox: Fun Wand

2009-04-13T15:04:00.000-07:00

Need I say more?

I think "Fun Wand" says it all! lol.

Njoy Toys is the brains *pause* behind this shiny shaft. At 8" long, this curved and knobbed wand is good for both g-spot and anal stimulation. Some may balk at a dropping $95 on a toy that doesn't even vibrate, but this my friends is an investment piece that will last long after your the latex cracks on your rabbit, or the cord snaps on your bullet (yes, I pulled your card... you can have it back later).

Made of 316 surgical grade steel, the Fun Wand is highly durable, easy to sanitize and is nonporous. Its weight (12oz) and graduated nuggets make it great for kegel exercises.

Another understated feature is the wands ability to hold and change temperature easily. Stainless steel has a low 'specific heat' so it starts off cool (think drs. stethoscope) but will quickly warm to your body's temperature.

For bonus fun, try putting it in the fridge (DO NOT PUT IT IN THE FREEZER) for a few minutes before using, or dipping it in warm water.

Freaky Friday: Free Porn

2009-04-10T16:28:00.000-07:00

That's right I said it!

What could be better than free porn?

Better question... what the fuck IS Keez?

I know not the answer to either of these questions, but who cares? Keezmovies.com is awesome! Keez is a site that allows you to view free, uncensored porn online. Best of all... NO POP-UPS!!!! You don't have to register, don't have verify your age w/ a credit card. There's no blood test, no brown paper packages, just point, click, and cum all you want to! *giggle*

Movies on Keez are organized by date and by category. Categories include but are not limited too Amateur, Anal, Asian, Blow Jobs, Bondage, Big Boobs, Group, Hardcore, Hentai, POV, Public, Toys... basically you want it, they probably got it. Clips can be anywhere from 4mins - 40mins. You can leave comments, ratings... there are even short previews of the flix to help you see what you're getting into before you get started.

Keez has to be hands down one of the most professional and hassle free sites I've every happened upon. For those of you who are devoted voyeurs, there's even a directory so you can look for movies featuring your favorite flick star.

If you really want to take it to the next level, you can even upload your own work to the site.

It's Friday people... enjoy!

Ask Cherry: It's All Just a Head Game

2009-04-09T16:03:00.000-07:00

Dear Cherry,

I'm dating a new guy and we've been intimate a few times. Things are good, but whenever I give him head he has trouble keeping it up. Is it me? How do I know I'm giving/doing a good "job"?

- Deepthroat Dunce

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Dear Dunce,

Most likely if he hasn't asked you to stop and if he's not looking at you like "seriously... WTF?!?!?" then you're probably doing just fine. Just because a man isn't sustaining an erection doesn't mean that it doesn't feel good. First thing you have to do is relax. If you're tense, he'll be tense. His most precious belongings are millimeters from your incisors. The last thing you want him thinking about is that you might tense up and clamp down (OUCH!!!)

If you're unsure of what your partner likes you can ask, or if you'd like to be more sly in your approach, find out who his favorite porn star is, download a flick, and take some notes. Usually men pick their favorites by skill not looks. If you're not into porn, lucky you, head is usually first, so you don't have to watch long. It may look well... extra pornographic, but men are visual creatures. All that spitting, gagging and slobbering is what some men are into; some are into all the extra moaning and ohhh!ing. Maybe he just wants you to look like you love it.

Whatever you do, just make sure you're comfortable with what you're doing. Fuck the homies... it ain't no fun if you ain't havin' none! If sloppy BJs are not your thing, it's better to just not and do something you do like.

- Cherry ;*

Bedtime Stories: What a Girl Wants

2009-04-08T13:55:00.000-07:00

What A Girl Wants

by SweetestDistraction©

In another place and time you said to me, "I want that beautiful mouth of yours wrapped around me again." I smiled, agreed heartily, and nodded mostly to myself. I've never forgotten that moment, those words, and the way they made all of my nerve endings tingle with desire for you. It's all about want, isn't it? Want and timing, but that's another matter entirely.

Today I find myself wanting to be romanced. I want to be kissed and held, cuddled and stroked. One by one, I want to feel rather than see the buttons of my blouse coming undone under your careful ministrations. The gentle breeze from the ceiling fan is what I want to sense as you gently push the blouse from my shoulders. I want to feel your mouth lightly nip the hollow at the base of my bare neck. I want you to take your time with me, brush those amazing fingertips lightly across my already stiffening nipples and watch them respond, just for you. I want you to slowly unzip my plain and deceptively simple jeans and I want to watch your eyes light up and dance as the French onyx lace tap panties come into view. I want to feel you trace your fingers across the floral pattern I picked with you on my mind and feel the heat emanating from deep within me. And when your hands leave me for a moment, I want to hear the scraping of belt buckle across the hardwood floor and the jingle of change and keys as your slacks hit the floor.

The weight of you as you sinks down onto the bed next to me; yes that's what I want. To feel the warmth, the burning passion running through your soul as you lower those skillful lips to my upturned face and capture my mouth with you own. I want to hear that delightful groan as I lean over, tickle your chest with my curls and lower my head into your waiting lap. I want to feel your cock grow harder and harder in my mouth as I tease the head and the tip with my lips and tongue before sliding the entire length of your straining shaft deep inside me for the first time in a long time. I want to revel in the familiarity of the taste and feel that is uniquely yours. The sharp uptake in breath is the encouragement I want as your hands fall to play with my hair as I gently cup your balls and feel how swollen and full they are for me. Over and over my lips slide up and down, sucking, squeezing and pleasuring you. Eyes closed, head thrown back and arms guiding me, I want to watch a little as you gets closer to coming for me.

And then it dawns on me that this isn't how I want it to end. I want to hear that low voice growl at me, "enough. I need to be inside you." and have those strong arms pull me upright and onto you. I want to hear the almost desperation in your voice. I feel it too. I want to slide down onto my knees on top of you and inch by inch feel that hard cock as it slides home deep inside me. I want to lean forward and tease you again with my hair across your chest as you thrust in and out of me. I want to ride you. Hard. I want to feel your thumb as you find my clit and stroke little circles around the very tip. I want to lean back a little and feel the heat between us, feel your hands tugging on my nipples, caressing my breasts. Between the constant pressure on my clit and the deep thrusting into my pussy I won't be able to think straight for long. When I can't stand it any longer, I want to come for you, all over you, moaning and screaming, gripping and squeezing, gushing my hot cream down over your rock hard cock while you work me, as orgasm after orgasm wrack my body and transport me to that place I love to be. And as I come I want to feel you come too, hear that primal scream and greedily receive all that you have for me. And when it's over I want to collapse in a tangled heap of limbs and bodies, sheets and blankets, sanity and sweat, breathing hard, face numb and souls sated.

Yes baby... that's what I want!

Dress-up: Cute Toes

2009-04-07T13:24:00.000-07:00

It's Spring Time!

As the weather gets warmer, hemlines will go up and toes will come out. That means it's time to up your foot game. I'm sure I don't have to lecture on the importance of pedicures but I do want to take a moment to talk about polish...

Dressing up sexy isn't just about lace and frills... the devil is in the details. Personally I'm not a huge nail polish fan. I usually just keep my nails neat and trimmed, with a clear coat. Feet on the other hand are a whole nother issue. Bad feet and even a bad choice of polish color can be quite a turn off for men. My suggestion for women is to keep it bright and bubblegummy.

I know fashion tells us that nudes, deep dark blue/blacks and metallics are in, but honestly... none of these are sexy on feet. As trivial as it is, just ask a few men. Most seem to have strong opinions on the subject. My suggest for Spring is to choose something from the new Sephora Digital Diva collection (retail price $9). The colors are formulated by OPI so you get quality color and coverage for a fraction of the price or regular OPI lacquer.

sidenote: Do NOT buy the yellow. I know I said pick one from the collection but really... you know that's NOT what I meant!

Toybox: The Cone

2009-04-06T12:39:00.000-07:00

Doesn't this look like fun?

The Cone is a innovative new toy with tons of potential. This oddly shaped bauble retails for about $129, but it sounds like it may be worth it. It's about the size of a cereal bowl and has 16 different vibration settings, including fantastical finale called "orgasm". It comes with an illustrated instruction manual with suggested positions.

I think this is a great choice for women who aren't fans of penetrating toys. The cone is mailable and stretches to fit whatever you put on it, so it will curve w/ your curves and fold into your folds. I also like this because it's made of hypo-allergenic silicone so it's safe for those w/ latex allergies and it's easy to clean.

This is also a good toy for couples. It's hands-free so you can cum without worrying about hand-kitty coordination and since it works independently your hands can roam and you can please more than one person at a time ;)